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Funny Videos / Aishwarya Rai kills Letterman.. hahah
« on: July 07, 2009, 10:20:18 PM »
n old video .. but still funny.. he was offensive in the beginning.. but then ASH was on fire.. damn... hahahah  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

btw.. off topic but still... See we desi guys are genius we deal with girls.. hahahahh

Aishwarya Rai Burns David Letterman in his own show

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Funny Videos / Achmad The dead Terroist
« on: July 07, 2009, 10:17:18 PM »
Damn I love Jeff Dunham

Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist



The walter guy


Walter and Jeff Dunham # 1 (The video's owner prevents external embedding)


Jeff Dunham and Walter on Letterman



My favorite Character... THE PEANUT


Peanut and Jeff Dunham # 1 (The video's owner prevents external embedding)

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Funny Videos / Combination of White n Bollywood
« on: July 07, 2009, 10:10:53 PM »
white man doing the bollywood dance

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Jokes Majaak / Why its great to be a Guy :D:D
« on: July 07, 2009, 02:07:17 PM »
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. - Damn straight
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. You don’t have to monitor your friends’ sex lives.
5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.  :laugh:
6. You can open all your own jars.
7. Dry cleaners and haircutter’s don’t rob you blind.
8. When clicking through the channel, you don’t have to stall on every shot of someone crying.  :laugh:
9. Guys in hockey masks don’t attack you.
10. You don’t have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
11. Your last name stays put.
12. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
13. You can kill your own food.
14. The garage is all yours.
15. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
16. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
17. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
18. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.  :laugh: - damn rite
19. You can write your name in the snow quite a bit faster and more legibly.
20. Chocolate is just another snack. - lol..
21. Flowers fix everything.  :blink:
22. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
23. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
24. Foreplay is optional.
25. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
26. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
27. You don’t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
28. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
29. You don’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices your new haircut.
30. You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking “He must be mad at me”. .. lol
31. The world is your urinal.
32. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
33. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
34. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
35. You don’t have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
36. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
37. If you retain water, it’s in a water bottle.
38. People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.
39. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift or food.
40. Bachelor parties kick ass over bridal showers.
41. If you don’t call your buddy when you say you will, he won’t tell you friends you’ve changed.
42. All your orgasms are real.
43. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
44. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you’re not in the mood.
45. If something mechanical didn’t work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
46. Adult movies are designed with your brain in mind.
47. You don’t have to remember everyone’s birthdays and anniversaries.
48. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
49. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: “So…notice anything different?”
50. There is always a game on somewhere.

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Jokes Majaak / How to annoy a telemarketer!!
« on: July 07, 2009, 01:48:42 PM »
10 Ways to Annoy a Telemarketer

10. When they ask “How are you today?”
Tell them! “I’m so glad you asked
because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my
arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died…”

9. If they say they’re John Doe from XYZ Company,
ask them to spell their name.
Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located.
Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as
long as necessary.

8. Cry out in surprise, “Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?”
Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause as she tries to
figure out where she could know you from.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan,

reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, “I don’t have any friends… would
you be my friend?”


6. If they want to loan you money,
tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and
you could sure use some money.

5. Tell the telemarketer you are on “home incarceration” and ask if they could
bring you a case of beer and some chips

4. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When
they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit
card number to a complete stranger.

3. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will
give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When the
telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say “I
guess you don’t want anyone bothering you at home, right?” The telemarketer
will agree and you say, “Now you know how I feel!” Say good by - and Hang up.

2. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. “Come on
Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how’s your mom?”

And first and foremost:

1. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.

I love the last one.. Now wating for a telemarketing call.. have to try taht :P

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Jokes Majaak / Why NASA stupid!!
« on: July 07, 2009, 01:42:45 PM »
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C



 And

 
The Russians used a pencil.

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Funny Videos / How to identify an Engineer (dilbert) :P
« on: July 05, 2009, 12:44:49 AM »
Dilbert Cartoon- Engineers

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Alrite folks.. Never Miss a cricket match.  :)
 
Code: [Select]
www.viewlivecricket.com
 
[url=http://www.cricstreams.info]www.cricstreams.info[/url]

[url=http://www.tvfunda.com]www.tvfunda.com[/url]
 
[url=http://www.crictime.com]www.crictime.com[/url]
 
[url=http://www.webcric.com]www.webcric.com[/url]
 
[url=http://www.cricpk.com]www.cricpk.com[/url]
 
[url=http://www.cricketmadness.com]www.cricketmadness.com[/url]
 
http://www.ustream.tv/discovery/live/sports-cricket

Have Fun guys :)

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Funny Videos / Charlie Bit Me!!
« on: June 25, 2009, 11:12:09 PM »
Not sure if someone already did post that .. Sorri if u did.. :)
But its so cute !! :)

Charlie bit my finger - again !

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Pics / Poor Me!! :P
« on: June 24, 2009, 11:10:53 AM »
This what happen When I am doing a presentation...
If the presentation is long.. I have to use automatic stuff... hahahaha



P.S. - love makin jokes on myself :P



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Pics / Kids & Exams
« on: June 19, 2009, 07:27:29 PM »



This is a classic










Stressed out during EXAMS:















There was a Rumor that this happened in our school.. a first yr kid.. hahah








Damn this is sick.. Jesus and Civil War..hahahha


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