This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
Topics - Jhanda_Amli
Pages: 1 ... 18 19 20 21 22 [23] 24
441
« on: August 13, 2009, 11:58:18 AM »
Maan Jog Grenade Singh,
Je hajje kal de gal se.. Main apne Bukki de bori Manji lagge rakh ke sutta se... Teh koi mere Bhukki de bori chak leh geyye... Main kesse teh chak teh nai karda, par mainu eh vishwas hai ke Mere Bokki de Bori Heart Haker Neh chakki aa.
Tusse etho de Admin sabh je Es karke main thanu benti karda han ke es nu kahho ke hun mainu BUKKI DA Truck Chaida aa.. (as a return).. Es de nal nal 10 Drum Kar de kadde Daru.
Je tusse evve karan wich asmarth rehhe teh main Site teh Mann Hani da davva kar dena..
Site da Apna
Jhanda Amli
Site de Bakki Members nu Benti: Thunnu sariya nu benti hai ke kirpa karke tusse mere sath davvo.. AA dev ne mere warge sidh padre bande nu bhut tang kette hai :angr:
442
« on: August 10, 2009, 02:37:59 PM »
443
« on: August 10, 2009, 01:07:48 AM »
How do you make Mano laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
=================================
Why does Gernade Singh always smile during lightning storms?
Cause he think his picture is being taken.
=================================
Kuri Pataka comes back 2 her car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
She writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
=================================
Lado Rani to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Lado Rani: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
=================================
Billu Bakra falls in Love with Nurse.
He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER."
=================================
What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
Desi Trademark Replied: All are born on Government Holidays
=================================
Powerlifter with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and Daffa Hona called me - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But ..what happened to your other ear?"
"Daffa Hona called back."
=================================
Mann Sabh is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
=================================
What do you do when Heart Haker (DEV) throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do when Heart Haker (DEV) throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
=================================
Yamla Jatt got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate.
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
"Aah, Yamla read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
=================================
Will update the others later.. :pagel:
444
« on: August 07, 2009, 11:16:11 PM »
Billu Bakra is a part of Telus mobitily adversiting as a part time employee..
U dont believe me.. Take a peek at the ad that ad's that I found on the Punjabi Janta Home Page
Wesse bai aa nal kon kon aa tere.. Full team he lagde aa Telus de help karde?? :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
445
« on: July 29, 2009, 06:33:27 PM »
True story from IIT BOMBAY, 1992
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn't
Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as
dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and
said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return
the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way
back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked
him and said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as
this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in
seperate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ........( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?............ ....( 98 MARKS )
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right .....!!!
Damn OWNED!!!
446
« on: July 29, 2009, 06:22:10 PM »
Me: “Thank you for calling tech support. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Hello?”
Me: “Hello?”
Customer: “Hello?”
Me: “Hello?”
Customer: “Hey Jon, check this out! The machine says hello back when I say hello!”
Me: “I’m not a machine, sir.”
Customer: “OH MY GOD, IT’S ADDRESSING ME!”
Me: “No, sir, I’m not a machine!”
Customer: “Oh… so you’re one of them human peoples?”
Me: “Yes, sir, I am a human peoples.”
==================================================
A customer paying by check tries to use the stylus from the debit machine to fill out her check.)
Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, but that’s not a real pen.”
(I reach into my pocket to give her a real one, but she continues “writing” with the stylus.)
Me: “Ma’am? That’s not a real pen.”
(She stops and shakes the stylus to get the ink flowing.)
Me: “Ma’am, you can’t use that to write with.”
(She continues shaking the stylus and trying to write.)
Me: “That’s not a pen!”
Customer: “Hey, this pen doesn’t work!”
Me: *giving up* “I’m sorry, ma’am, but I forgot to put ink in those pens this morning…” hands her the real pen* “…here, use this.”
Customer: “Thanks!”
447
« on: July 28, 2009, 11:49:46 AM »
As lot of you know, PJ will be celebrating its 2nd Birthday on August 1, 2009.
So being the host, PJ Team has made a small effort and set up a countdown clock on the home page. Right now we have 3 days till we celebrate the second birthday.  In the meantime we would like to hear from you, What would you like us to do to mark the event?- Any ideas like.. You need movies, songs, Intro..etc etc.. I mean anything (other than cars, aeroplanes or all those expensive stuff)Thanks from the entire PJ team for being such a wonderfull users!! :happy: :hug: P.S. - Non of the Kuri Pataka Demands will be fullfilled as she is already costing us a lot of money .. kidding :pagel:
448
« on: July 23, 2009, 09:21:46 AM »
I find the ad sometime are not approiate...
like this one.. So if guys have control over the adversiting agencies .. Try to fix them.. cause i might get worse!!
Well dont take me rong though.. I nvr mind two girls kissing though.. its great.. u know.. lol
but its a 13+ forum, so just want to confrom that if u guys have control over the advertising companies.. you should talk to them.. NO??
Thanwad Ji :)
449
« on: July 22, 2009, 10:25:30 AM »
Hopefully aa repost na hovve.. Je repost aa ji teh sorri
450
« on: July 14, 2009, 08:03:23 PM »
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted’. Next day he received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’ Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, Mine still alive"
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.Then we met. Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. Rodney Dangerfield
451
« on: July 14, 2009, 07:59:20 PM »
All three go with a No.10 offical to examine the fence.
English contractor takes out a tape measure & does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
“Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run to about £500: £200 for materials, £200 for my crew and £100 profit for me.”
Scottish contractor also does some measuring, figuring, then says, “I can do this job for £600: £250 for materials, £250 for my crew and £100 profit for me.”
The Indian contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the No.10 official and whispers, “£1500.”
The official, incredulous, says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?”
The Indian contractor whispers back, “£500 for me, £500 for you, and we hire the English contractor to fix the fence.” “Done!” replies the government official.
453
« on: July 13, 2009, 12:06:21 AM »
hey folks..
Here is some of the work I did with photoshop.. Please leave feedback.. i know I suck at it rite now.. hahahaha
I did this first one a while back,
Just pretty basic
- adding rain effect,
- changed clouds and
- make the image grayscale
The first one is the Original Image followed by what i finished up with
454
« on: July 10, 2009, 11:56:02 PM »
455
« on: July 10, 2009, 10:21:06 PM »
Check the Home page ji.. its screwed up... Sum Ting Wong ji ;)
I attached a pic wat i see.. @ zoom 13% ..
456
« on: July 10, 2009, 12:15:16 PM »
Tenu Yaad ketta
Teh athru ne Ditte Daskhat (came)
Athru (tear) Pushe - Tusse Mainu ho enna Kyun wahunde
Asse kehha - appa teh sirf osnu Yaad karde
Tusse tan app he challe aunde
- Not 100% orginal.. Inspired from an other shayer, but still Copyright - Yeh
457
« on: July 09, 2009, 01:06:50 PM »
A scientist cannot be a president but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot be a superstar but rajnikant did it.
A monkey cannot read this post, but you did it.. I m proud of you.. :blink:
458
« on: July 09, 2009, 01:02:16 PM »
School- a place where papa pays & son plays
Life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur life so tht you can die rich
Nurse- a person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills
Marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
459
« on: July 09, 2009, 12:59:21 PM »
460
« on: July 09, 2009, 12:54:44 PM »
An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window.
The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"
The Son replied "It is a crow"
After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is this?"
The Son said "Father, I have just now told you It's a crow"
After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time,
What is this?
At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the Son's tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, a crow"
A little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time, "What is this?"
This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many times - "IT IS A CROW". Are you not able to understand this?"
A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read it, the following words were written in the diary :-
Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when a crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was, and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him lovingly each time h e asked me the same question again and again for 23 times. I did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my innocent childâ
While the little child asked him 23 times “What is thisâ€, the Father had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times and when today the Father asked his Son the same question just 4 times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed.
So..
If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble and kind to them. Be considerate to your parents.From today say this aloud, “I want to see my parents happy forever. They have cared for me ever since I was a little child. They have always showered their selfless love on me.
They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm and heat to make me a person presentable in the society todayâ€.
Say a prayer to God, “I will serve my old parents in the BEST way. I will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no matter how they behave.
Thanks for spending ur time on reading this story!
Hope U r forwarding this too.. As i did
Pages: 1 ... 18 19 20 21 22 [23] 24
|
Show Posts
[/i]
[/img]