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Funny English Teacher From India





- This is absolutely ridiculous 

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Discussions / Heer Ranjha - From a 21 century prospective
« on: August 11, 2011, 08:48:49 PM »
Hanji ajj kal jehre kuri ja jehra munda wekh ... Heer ja Ranjha banna nu ferda.


I was wondering, ke je heer ranjha 21st century wich hunde teh ke honna se...


Heer: ek sohni naar... who has an affair with a guy (who looks after there cows) for 13 years. After that she get married with an other gentleman... and now she is a wife... n still loves his lover... Once the lover drop by in her in-laws village and she wants to meet him - not sure if she did meet or what happen.
Hun eh gal 21st century wich hunde teh fer Heer nu tusse ke kehna se? ... Mere khayal nal teh ek "character dhilla" llist wich aunde aa kuri... Eh hon de bavjood.. Look kehde ne "AMAR PREM KHANI" ... changa prem aa apde gharwalle nal he cheat karee javoo  :hehe: :hehe:


Ranjha - Ehnu koi kam kar hai nai.. phela kesse deyia majja charda aaa... Kyunki ghardiya ne gharoo khad ta.. :hehe:
fer jenna deyia majja charda aa.. ohna de Kuri teh linna marda aa.. 13 saal kanjar najaree lenda rehha ... teh fer kuri kese hor nal viahee geye teh fer odde magar geya aa.. :hehe: ...
hun ehnu 21ve sadde wich ke kahho ge? :hehe:

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Knowledge / Info-grahpics - About Punjab & Sikhism
« on: August 09, 2011, 11:52:41 AM »
Broken Promises.


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Discussions / Punjab de economy kehre industry teh chalde aa
« on: August 08, 2011, 11:34:18 AM »
Swal main topic title teh push leyaa.. hun samj nai aunde topic wich ke likha... Help kardoo please  :happy:


- Nalle fact-ual answer..." mere hisab nal" na kehoo :hehe:


Mainu teh enna patta Verka dudh (FOOD INDUSTRY) bharaa famous aa punjab wich  :hehe:

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Introductions / New Friends / Janam Din bhut mubarak - Kudrat Grewal
« on: August 07, 2011, 12:15:57 AM »
Lavvo ji... ajj Sardarni Kudrat Kaur grewal (thudeee Global Mod ji) da janam dihara aa..
So saree jane bande ban ke kuri nu wish karoo... baki thanu sariya nu patta teh hai he Kudratii kon aa.. so let sing


Happy Birthday To you.....
Happy Birthdayyy to You... ..
Happy birthday to Kurdatiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....
Happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bIrthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyy to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....
  :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout:


Yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Talliyiaaaannnn....  :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:

happy birthday

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Complaints / As the topic is locked - has to reply here
« on: August 03, 2011, 11:48:28 AM »
Bhee kesse nu gal-batt kar lenn deya karoo.. chak ke topic na Lock na kar deyia karoo... harik than.. hun teh jamma he hadh ho geye...


http://punjabijanta.com/complaints/complaint-55234/msg586787/#msg586787

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sab to pehla ta baai ji thankx k tusi sada maan rkhdey o kio k aj kal mods te admin group bnaa k ghumdey aa so es lai aam bndeya da he shara leina penda secondly baai ji i konw tht k sirf eni k gall lai demot krna theek nhi hei pr baai ji mein demotion di gal sirf es lai kiti c kio k pehla sarpanch nei v ik waar blori nu demote krn di gall kiti  c udo situation approximatlely same c  te oh mod  c wel doesn't mater galti koi v kr skda bt baai  mein hun meriya posta di gal piche chad chuka ha shayd tusi read ni kita oh gall kahtam ho chuki hei hun gall ehe kr reha ha k sarpanch nei galib nu mod bnaun lai blori nu binna wjah to tang kita jdo oh fer v demot nahi hoi ta galib saade mod saab nei personly jaa k blori nu pm vich tease kita te aage di khani tuhadey sab de sahmney hei jo ehe brdasht nhi kr skdey c oh pj chad k chlle gye te jo mod bnna chahundeyc ohna da raah asaan ho geya
and mod banan to baad  de kamm v tuhadey sahmney nei shayri vich bina gall to  apna raag alapna j koi khe ta ulta reply krna te os to baad reply delet v kr dene

gall paani wangu saaf hei ik paase  pj di imandaar user jo april 2009 to sirf shayri kr rhi  c remamber sirf shayri kise nu v tease nhi c kardi oh kise te twe nhi laundi c  je koi ohnu  6 glla kehnda  c ta oh sirf  ik waar reply krdi c te os de vich v 6 waar ji te thanx kehndi c te os kudi nu aj de mod saab nei jis di poetry kr  k meinu ni lgda koi es trah da bnda howe jis kolo  os nei sory na mngi howe  os nei har ik  nu tease kita oh gal hor  hei k saare bndey ohdi gall nhi krdey
so ehna nei jaa k ohna nu kuch boleya te ohna to pj chdda diti

       ehe ta sab nu ptta k vikram gal lambi khich reha pr gall lambi kio khich reha ehe koi ni dekh reha baai ji baaki ik do glla gs baai naal v krniya c meinu lgda oh apni jimedari nhi samjhdey site matters clear krn vich ya fer ho skda oh busy hon ja gall di prtaal kr rhe hon kher koi gall nhi so mukdi gall ehe hei k nowa a days jeyadatr chnge bndey pj chad k jaa rhe nei ya chad chuke nei jina vich codename47 baai sada elle gori and dilreek ehe oh bndey nei jo sirf apne kamm kr  k pehchne jande c ehna da group nhi c te baaki de eteh apni promotion de piche pye nei kise nu v dekh lao jo promotion vich ykeen nhi rkhdey oh ldaaiya krdey nei loka nu gala kadde nei meinu ehe lgda c k j staf naal koi gall akrni paai ta gall puri trah systematically te legally krn di try krunga  pr shayd meinu lgda  eteh kise nu sidi gall smjh ni peindi wese  ta mein kise to kuch jeyada umeed nhi krda pr sade gs  baai ji nu koi nirpakh reply jarur krna bnda c



and ik gall hor  baai ji sory mangn lai himat te gert chahidi  hundi aa tuhadey vich heigi c ta tusi mang leinde c  jes kr k asi aj v tuhadi izzat krdy ha ajkal de mundey pj  lai poori strategy  bnaa k aundey nei  sory kdo te kes kolo mangni aa  ehe changi trah jandey nei wel chado agge aajo te j hun v  enna kuch hon to baad j mod saab sirf sory naal  kamm chlauna chahundey nei ta hor v sharm di gall aa gllan ta hor v bahut nei krhn lai pr jithe koi sunan wala na howe othe krn da koi faeyda nhi

http://punjabijanta.com/gup-shup/sorry-gs-ji/msg492634/#msg492634


te aah topic  dekho wese ta theek aa pr  i think es da name thankx gs bhaji v ho skda c and es topic vich sirf ik elle dekhi aaa maa di dhee  jo sory mangn waleya te hass rhi c koi  k oh apne aap vich theek c baaki saare seyane   nei ethe aap ee dekh lo





Galib sabh aa ke chakar aa.... Uree avvo teh karoo gal de pushtee... What did you told blori in PM?
If this is true, a demotion is required ASAP... harashment is never tolerated n shouldnt be tolerated ......complaint teh mukk geye.. Hun eh dosh aa ke tusse Blori nal misbehave ketta aa PM wich & that the reason she left. Ke miss behave ketta aa malko.. karoo gal de pushti


materlistic sabh - Tusse Bloriakh nu pusho ke je admin odda password change karke PM wekh leye.. ohnu koi problem teh nai aa?




A PM from Nvikaram:
http://punjabijanta.com/complaints/complaint-55234/msg586849/?topicseen#new


thankx baai ji hun gall poori krwa k hteyo its a request coz gs bai ji ta reply nhi kr rhe j koi galti ho gai howe tuhadi shaan ch ta muafi chahuna baai ji, bt pj has got more deplomatic than past isn't it ? nevertheless khushi hundi aa k hlle v tuhadey wrge bndey bethe nei pj te
                                                                                                   thankx                                                     

GS sabh, marri gal aa.. responsibility leyye aa teh ohnu purra karoo nai teh share your duties with someone else, if you are too overwhelmed by them.







- Teh baki de jaane bhar rehoo .. mera topic aa.. n I just need Galib to talk what happened - Kyunki baki saree assume karee jande ne... may be this n that.

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Discussions / Are Khalsa School's (abroad) fees justifiable?
« on: July 31, 2011, 04:46:52 PM »
Khena teh nai chaida .. par aa bhalre muka wich Gurudaware wich jehre Khalsa school ne ... Ohna ne att chukke peyye aa.. Just for a registration form.. They ask you these many dollars. So just to fill up the forms.. U have to pay $675 (NON- REFUNDABLE)... i NEVER SEEN ANY INSTITUTION ASKING FOR THIS MUCH MONEY AS ADMISSION FORM FEE.. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NUTS!!

The monthly fee they asking for is around (on a average.. they might go higher) 300-350 bucks per month. So is this cost justifiable?







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News Khabran / Apple holding more cash than USA
« on: July 30, 2011, 05:32:00 PM »
Apple now has more cash to spend than the United States government.

Latest figures from the US Treasury Department show that the country has an operating cash balance of $73.7bn (£45.3bn).

Apple's most recent financial results put its reserves at $76.4bn.

The US House of Representatives is due to vote on a bill to raise the country's debt ceiling, allowing it to borrow more money to cover spending commitments.

If it fails to extend the current limit of $14.3 trillion dollars, the federal government could find itself struggling to make payments, and risks the loss of its AAA credit rating.

The United States is currently spending around $200bn more than it collects in revenue every month.

Apple, on the other hand, is making money hand over fist, according to its financial results.

In the three months ending 25 June, net income was 125% higher than a year earlier at $7.31bn.

Spending spree
 
With more than $75bn either sitting in the bank or in easily accessible assets, there has been enormous speculation about what the company will do with the money.

"Apple keeps its cards close to its chest," said Daniel Ashdown, an analyst at Juniper Research.

Industry watchers believe that it is building up a war chest to be used for strategic acquisitions of other businesses, and to secure technology patents.

Bookstore Barnes and Noble and the online movie site Netflix have both been tipped as possible targets, said Mr Ashdown.

The company may also have its eye on smaller firms that develop systems Apple might want to add to its devices, such as voice recognition.

Apple dipped into some of its reserves recently when it teamed-up with Microsoft to buy a batch of patents from defunct Canadian firm Nortel.


This is funny :hehe: :hehe:

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Funny Videos / How to control Indian population
« on: July 30, 2011, 04:30:26 PM »
Idea 3g Ad - Population Control (July 2011) --=JaGjIt=--







- Why that bed was shaking :hehe: :hehe:

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Help & Suggestions / Explain me the concept of dushmani room.
« on: July 30, 2011, 02:28:09 PM »
I don't get this Dushmani room concept.. its a bit funny :hehe:

So swearing at other users is banned on entire site .. other than one place Dushmani room. So we basically providing a platform to the people so that they can swear - and expect that people don't swear in the forum - doesn't make sense.

Let me give you a senerio. Me n GS in chat.. we got into fight. so the chat mod said ok go in Dushmani. Asse Dushmani wich challe ge.. teh sadde magar "baki de user" we aa geye dushmani wich (cause they curious whats gonna happen in the fight next)
...So in Dushmani, fight starts. GS swear at me more as compared to me... and other people present in Dushmani read it... now we have the galla.. all the chat user n my friends and "no mod" .. as he in Main chat.. DIRECTING PEOPLE TO DUSHMANI ROOM :hehe: :hehe: ..

Hun je mere bejiti hoye aa Dushmani then I will be pissed, and probably will swear at the person in the main chat - As i m pissed, nalle mere bezti hoye aa.. n not to forget Jattpunna adds up :hehe: 

and if I look some help PJ staff, they will ban me rather than the user.. But Pj staff cant ban the user as the fight was in Dushmani room -  Doesn't make sense :hehe: :hehe:


My understanding-  its ok to go and talk it out when two people have conflicit - "But saying that oh you can go and swear at each other - Without the mod being present ... n you wont be banned.." Doesn't make sense...

-  As you giving people a platform to swear n also reducing mods responsibilities, by saying you dont have to monitor that room - BUT its still a part of site and a designated room where "Conflicts are required to be solved other than swearing"

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Watch the video and them comment on the question.





Moral - Hate/(or your own internal hate) is the threat to everyone

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News Khabran / U.S. Debt Ceiling - A Big issue in US these days
« on: July 29, 2011, 02:51:15 PM »
With only a few days before the August 2nd deadline, any clear agreement on raising the U.S. debt ceiling is still not in sight. Both the Democrats and Republicans appear to be parked in their respective political corners, with the only thing they can seem to agree on is that they are deadlocked.

After all the sound and fury of the past few months around the debt ceiling, it is hard to imagine it was introduced less than a century ago as a mechanism to simplify sovereign borrowing. Article I Section 8 of the United States Constitution gives Congress the sole power to borrow money, and Congress used to have to authorize every single debt issuance. As a workaround to this cumbersome process, they created the debt ceiling, as we know it, by the Second Liberty Bond Act in 1917.

The U.S. debt has become a ferocious beast with an insatiable appetite. In 2010, mandatory spending grew nearly 15 percent over the previous year and totaled $2.17 trillion. Interest on the national debt– also a mandatory expenditure – cost American taxpayers $164 billion that year. Discretionary spending was also up significantly in 2010, increasing almost 14 percent over the previous year to $1.38 trillion.

The United States has not been able to curb its spending, nor to find a way to offset its deficit with additional revenue. The political agenda makes tax increases a tough proposition to sell, especially so close to a presidential election year.
Foreign investors hold half of the U.S. debt —the majority is held by the Central Banks of China, Japan and the United Kingdom. If the U.S. is not able to increase the debt ceiling, these foreign bondholders will continue to be paid because the U.S. Treasury can easily cover their interest payments. However, other payments will need to be prioritized and there will be political implications. Very few politicians will want to be perceived by the voting public as paying foreign bondholders ahead of American service men and women.

Even if a last-minute agreement is reached, Standard and Poor’s has signaled that it may downgrade the U.S. credit rating anyway. These recent events could well mark the beginning of the end for an over-abundance of AAA debt, and this would change the face of global finance. Up until now, U.S. debt has for all intents and purposes been considered “risk-free”—after 2001, and even after the 2008 economic crisis.

There is a back and forth tennis match going on across the Atlantic between the U.S. Dollar and the euro, and the foreign exchange markets are watching. The pending Greek default and social unrest puts downward pressure on the euro, but this volley across the pond is met by the solid backhand of a veto threat by the U.S. president on the next Republican proposal. EUR/USD volatility is leading the way in a skittish currency market.



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Help & Suggestions / How you set up the search
« on: July 25, 2011, 11:03:33 AM »
When you get the search result.. results are sorted from oldest to newest. - how you change this option.




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Complaints / ek hor nava jabh - PM Limit
« on: July 24, 2011, 01:45:07 AM »
Are you serious?

Hun aa ke ek hor nava jabh aa... this is gonna be "big trouble" for me...  please fix this one - this is the first time I got an error.. phela  jenne marji Pm karoo .. ek  gabro de zindigi we ke zindigi aa.. dukh, takleefaa & Pm limits .  :hehe: :hehe: 



And better fix it... I need to talk to my people in private.. (as I choose to talk in private rather than public)... so that is my right.. so remove the limit /:)








An Error Has Occurred!
You have exceeded the limit of 20 personal messages per hour.

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Love Pyar / How love makes (some) pain go away?
« on: July 23, 2011, 06:28:46 PM »
Article from Wired Science





Gaze upon a lover’s picture, and pain won’t seem so sharp: It’s a poetic truth, and a scientific one too.

But is it simply because that image provokes a tiny, on-demand burst of pleasure? Or does even the mere thought of a loved one serve as a shield, a buffer against hurt? The latter appears to be the case. Love is safety.

“From our prior work, we knew that viewing a picture of a loved person leads to reductions in pain,” said psychologist Naomi Eisenberger of the University of California, Los Angeles. “The interesting question is, how does that happen?”



In a study published June 28 in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, Eisenberger’s team used an fMRI machine to scan the brains of 17 women as they received brief, stinging shocks while looking at photographs of long-term romantic partners, strangers or objects. The women were then asked to rate their pain’s intensity.

The average amount of discomfort reported by test subjects exposed to moderate and high levels of pain while looking at photographs of lovers, strangers or objects. (Image: PNAS)
Just as Eisenberger expected, pain didn’t feel so bad when women looked at their lovers. Earlier research has described that phenomenon. But unlike earlier research, Eisenberger could look directly at test subjects’ brains as this happened.

She found that decreases in pain appeared related to activity in the ventromedial prefrontal cortex, a part of the brain linked to feelings of safety and reassurance.

The observation supports Eisenberger’s hypothesis that a loved one’s presence diminishes pain by producing such feelings, rather than simply stimulating neural award systems, as is seen among euphoric couples in the early stages of relationships.

According to Eisenberger, this ameliorative effect may be the diametrical opposite of a phenomenon in which seeing a picture of spiders or snakes makes pain feel worse.

“In the literature, people talk about prepared fear stimuli — snakes, spiders, things that we’re innately prepared to be afraid of. These things have been threatening to our survival over evolutionary history. This is adaptive,” said Eisenberger. “Loved ones, attachment figures, may act as prepared safety signals, as individuals who over evolutionary history have favored our survival.”

Though the new study did not test men, Eisenberger said there’s no reason to think their reactions would be any different. “People might speculate that women would be more sensitive, but these processes are just as critical to men,” she said.

Image: Neys Fadzil/Flickr

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Discussions / What does warren buffett invest in
« on: July 23, 2011, 04:02:38 PM »







Another legend - will post some more stuff soon.

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Tech Lounge / Was Big investment in Bing (by Microsoft) is worth it
« on: July 23, 2011, 03:43:44 PM »





- Yahoo is not impacted much - but google users are looking into options

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Gup Shup / Number 1 risk to economy in next 12 months
« on: July 23, 2011, 03:32:37 PM »
this is US economy. So biggest risk is Politician screwing up - an other reason why your vote is important - thude keemti vote :hehe: 



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Discussions / What would apple be if Steve Jobs leaves the company?
« on: July 20, 2011, 09:28:08 PM »
You might have heard in old stories - That a person touch something and it turned into gold. Is that really true? I would say yes, and  a living example would be Steve Jobs.

-   Raised by non-biological parents, he drop out of college and then made apple - Apple turned gold in 80's.
-   Then got fired and find an other company NeXT and PIXER - Which turned gold. Meanwhile Apple went into crisis under new CEO.
-   Steve Came back to apple - Apple shares rises again. Since then its rising with some bumps when Jobs announced his illness.
 
In one life he started three companies and turn them into world class corps or world leaders from ground ZERO.


So I wonder sometimes what will be Apple be if Jobs is no more - But the wise man has a solution - Apple University

Here is Steve Jobs influence on Apple and its share market and how apple university is teaching up coming leaders . Just amazing!!


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Knowledge / Why Blockbuster got bank crupt
« on: July 20, 2011, 05:37:42 PM »
Blockbuster went through a major change recently. Was that bad economy that killed such a big company or was it Netflix?
 

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