June 03, 2024, 10:12:14 PM

Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Topics - Jhanda_Amli

Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5 6 7 ... 24
21
Help & Suggestions / Video of day rule?
« on: September 05, 2011, 11:31:58 PM »
Ek rule aa video of day da ... ke koi photva walle gane nai lagg sakde PJ home page teh...


Par edda karan nal teh saree jehre changge ganne ne, ya jehre puran folk singer ne... Ohna da teh patta he wadh ho janda... Edda kujh karoo...


Mainu lagda aa rule thora change honna chaida aa.. Hun har change ganne de video teh bannooo rehhe...

22
Complaints / Delete the post from this user
« on: September 03, 2011, 09:15:20 PM »
Its being 5-6 hours and noone care to open the reported posts. hajje takk 3-4 PJ staff walle online aa geye (including "Admin", "sub admin" and "Global Mod").. par kesse ne eh nai wekhna chaiya ke kette koi REPORTED POST TEH NAI AYYE!! .... Lahnaat aa!! ........So making an official complaint as noone care about reported post.... N i thought that the basic job for each PJ Staff member is CHECK if there is any reported post!! 



ID -  http://punjabijanta.com/profile/nimani_jind/
here how you do it.. Go to profile and delete all post by the user .. There are currently 14 porn post in active forum.


Warning to users:  Porn Pictures. Don't open them.


Kadde chaj de kam we khalli wich kar leya karoo.. odda simley post jeniya marji delete kara lavvo.

23
Funny Videos / Bhana.. Ya.. Ya
« on: September 02, 2011, 03:14:42 PM »
mithe poche jaswinder bhalla [DECENT MOBILE].flv





 :hehe: :hehe:






...
Lokk salle bharee patendar aa... Bhog teh aa ke Thal jalebiya da bhar ke kha jande ne....


Jadoo 4 Mann da murda chakna hovve... Fer salle bhanne nu Muree la lende aa... :hehe:

24
Funny Videos / Kuri paparaa wich Nakal Mardi farri gaye.
« on: September 02, 2011, 02:30:41 PM »


...
Teh patendar oh we changa se.. Jehra paper likhan de bajje.. Video banni janda aa :hehe:

25
Religous Videos / Bhai Sarabjit Singh ji - Darshan pyaas bhut Maan mere
« on: August 30, 2011, 03:24:42 PM »
Bhai Sarabjit Singh ji - NANAK DARAS NIHAL

26
Shabad Gurbani - Mai Bichaar Kyaa Kari - Bhai Lakhminder Singh Ji

27
Shabad Keertan - Sa Dharti Bhaee Hariyaavali - Bhai Harjinder Singh Ji

28
Funny Videos / Main nai janna School
« on: August 26, 2011, 01:25:14 PM »
Main School Nahi Jana







:hehe:

...
Kenu kennu Latte laune wadia lagde se? :hehe:




Mai ni school jana megha.mrpawanjoshi.com.3gp

29
News Khabran / Day is here - Steve Jobs retires.
« on: August 25, 2011, 12:26:31 PM »
Steve Jobs retired yesterday as Apple Ceo. In honor of the great man lets talk what he achieved  :happy:


What Makes Steve Jobs So Great?


Steve Jobs isn't an engineer or a designer. But he's one of the greatest users of technology of all time, and that made all the difference.
In the wake of Steve Jobs's resignation, let's consider the greatest decision he ever made. It didn't happen in a garage in Cupertino, sweating with Steve Wozniak as they dreamed up a computer for the common man. Or in a conference room, as managers told him that no one would ever pay $500 for a portable music player. Or in another conference room, as new managers told him no one would ever pay $400 for a cellphone. Rather it was in an almost forgotten annex on the Apple campus.

Jobs had just recently come back to the company, after a 12-year layoff working for two of his own startups: NeXT, which made ultra-high-end computers, and Pixar. He was taking a tour of Apple, becoming reacquainted with what the company had become in the years since he'd left. It must have been a sobering, even ugly sight: Apple was dying at the hands of Microsoft, IBM, Dell, and a litany of competitors who were doing what Apple did, only cheaper, with faster processors.

Jobs is perhaps the greatest user of technology to ever live.


In a small building across the road from Apple's main building, he found a solitary designer who was ready to quit after just a year on the job, languishing amid a stack of prototypes. Among them was monolithic monitor with a teardrop swoop, which manged to integrate all of a computer's guts into a single package. And in that room Jobs saw what middle managers did not. He saw the future. And almost immediately he told the designer, Jonathan Ive, that from here on out they'd be working side-by-side on a new line of computers.

Steve Jobs may not be the greatest technologist or engineer of his generation. But he is perhaps the greatest user of technology to ever live, and it was Apple's great fortune that he also happened to be the company's founder.

Those computers that Ive and Jobs worked on became, of course, the iMac--a piece of hardware designed with an unprecedented user focus, all the way to the handle on top, which made it easy to pull out of the box. ("That's the great thing about handles," Ive told Fast Company in 1999. "You know what they're used for.") And while it seems condescending to say that Jobs's greatest moment was finding someone else who was great, it's not. That single moment in the basement with Ive tells you a great deal about what made Steve Jobs the most influential innovator of our time. It shows you the ability to see a company from the outside, rather than inside as a line manager. He didn't see the proto iMac as a liability or a boondoggle. He saw something that was simply better than what had preceded it, and he was willing to gamble based on that instinct. That required an ability to think first and foremost as someone who lives with technology rather than produces it.



People often say that Jobs is a great explainer of technology--a charismatic, plainspoken salesman who is able to bend those around him into a "reality distortion field." But charisma can be bent to all sorts of purposes. Those purposes may very well be asinine. So what gives his plain-speaking such force? He always talks about how wonderous it will be to use something, to actually live with it and hold it in your hands. If you listen to Steve Jobs's presentations over the years, he comes across not as the creator of a product so much as its very first fan--the first person to digest its possibilities.

Of course, when Steve Jobs has fancied himself the chief creator, disastrous failures often ensued. His instincts were often wrong. For example, his much ballyhooed Apple Cube, which was in fact a successor to the NeXT cube he'd developed during his Apple hiatus, was an $1,800 dud. He was also openly disdainful of the Internet in the late 1990s. And before his hiatus from Apple, in 1985, his meddling and micro-management had gotten out of control. But the years away reportedly helped him begin ceding more responsibilities to others, and become less of a technology freak and more of a user-experience savant. A reporter who asked Jobs about the market research that went into the iPad was famously told, "None. It's not the consumers' job to know what they want." Which isn't to say that he doesn't think like a consumer--he just thinks like one standing in the near future, not in the recent past. He is a focus group of one, the ideal Apple customer, two years out. As he told Inc. magazine in 1989, "You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new."

People also often reduce Jobs's success to a ruthless perfectionism which sometimes led him to scrap a product simply because it didn't feel right, or because some minor feature like a power button or a home screen seemed buggy and unresolved. (Famously, he tore through three prototypes of the iPhone in 2007 before the last passed muster; he also berated Ive early over the details of the USB port in the first iMac.) But that doesn't get to it either. A myopic focus on details can readily destroy as much value as it creates: Just think about the number of times you've sat through a meeting with a boss who harped on details, killing a project before you ever had a chance to explain what it could be.



[/img]
[The Mac Bashful, a proto tablet computer that Jobs asked Frog Design to mock up in 1983.]


It's almost certain that Jobs has killed far more great ideas than he ever let live--there are 313 patents under his name covering everything from packaging to user interfaces. But those that survived outweighed all the rest. And these ideas outweighed all the rest simply because his focus was, continually, on what it would be like to come at some new product raw, with no coaching or presentation but simply as a dumb, weird new thing that someone you know might have said was "pretty cool." Again, that's ability to see past internal debates, and to look at a potential product with the fresh eyes of a user rather than a creator.

When Steve Jobs has fancied himself the chief creator, disastrous failures often ensued.


One of the most obvious examples of this hides in plain sight, and is a fundamental part of every Apple product. All throughout the 1970s to the 1990s, if you ever opened up a new gadget the first thing you were ever faced with was figuring how the damn thing worked. To solve that, you'd have to wade through piles of instruction manuals written in an engineer's alien English. But a funny thing happened with the iMac: Every year after, Apple's instruction manuals grew thinner and thinner, until finally, today, there are barely any instruction manuals at all. The assumption is that you'll be able to tear open the box and immediately start playing with your new toy. Just watch a 3-year-old playing with an iPad. You're seeing a toddler intuit the workings of one of the most advanced pieces of engineering on the planet. At almost no time in history has that ever been possible. It certainly wasn't when the first home computers were introduced, or the first TV remotes, or the first radios. And it was something he was driving for, his entire career. Again from 1989, Inc. asked him, "Do you sometimes marvel at the effect you've had on people's lives?" And Jobs said: "There are some moments. I was in an elementary school just this morning, and they still had a bunch of Apple IIs, and I was kind of looking over their shoulders. Then I get letters from people about the Mac, saying, 'I never thought I could use a computer before I tried this one.'"

There is, however, one decisive factor that Steve Jobs couldn't control: Timing. He was born just in time to become a founding father of the personal computer movement. But he was also still young enough that in 1997, his own sense of what a computer could be could finally bear fruit. Throughout the 1980s and 1990s, computers were being sold on their speed, and their capabilities and features. This marked the birthing period for computers, when their capabilities were just being limned. But by 2000, the features and speed of a computer had largely become commoditized--it no longer mattered how fast a computer was, when basic issues of usability and integration became so pressing. Just think back to your Windows machine of the time: What did speed matter if you didn't even know what all the menus meant, or if you were hit with some weird bug that flashed pop-ups at you everytime you clicked your mouse?

Before 1997, Jobs was ahead of his time: The computers he made were overpriced for the market, because he thought that usability was more important than capability. But as computers reached maturity and became a feature in every home, his obsessions became more relevant to the market. And in fact, many of Apple's recent signature products, such as the iPad or the iPhone, were based on products first conceived of in the 1990s or even the 1980s--they had to bide their time.




All of this isn't to say that Steve Jobs has been Apple's sole arbiter of success: He purportedly has a great eye for talent. Moreover, he has taught his entire organization to play in the span of product generations rather than just product introductions: Apple designers say that now, each design they create has to be presented alongside a mock-up of how that design might evolve in the second or third generation. That should ensure Apple's continued success for as long as a decade. But it's not totally clear that anyone else could hope possess his same talent for being able to look at Apple's product's from the outside view of a user. Tim Cook, his anointed successor, proved his worth by totally revamping Apple's production processes and supply chain. That talent is vital to running the business, and has increased Apple's profits by untold billions. But being able to break apart the nuances of sourcing is the precise opposite of being a usability genius: Cook's career has largely been spent focusing on precisely those things the consumer never sees.

Does Cook have an in-house product critic, who could stand in Jobs's place? Will Cook have as close a working relationship with Ive as Jobs did? Will Ive even stay? And did Steve Jobs create an entire organization that shared his balance of concerns--for the back-end yes, but for usuability first and foremost? The biggest risk is that Apple has taken for granted that its superior design should demand a price premium. That might lull them into thinking that Apple is great, rather than its products. But Apple, all along, has only been as good as its last "insanely great" thing.

30
Discussions / (fake) Baba Joga exposed on Panjab Radio (UK Radio)
« on: August 23, 2011, 11:20:49 PM »
Fake Baba Joga Singh Exposed on Panjab Radio (Part 1)





Fake Baba Joga Singh Exposed on Panjab Radio (Part 2)





- If the video is not fake... quite messed up then

31
Discussions / Punjab dying a slow death - Pesticide sideeffects
« on: August 23, 2011, 10:53:01 AM »
Punjab dying a slow death







This is the price we are paying for becoming the bread basket of this country.Due in indiscriminate use of pesticides and exploitation of Punjab's natural resources and water the malwa region of Punjab has turned in to the cancer belt which has left no one including so called senior political leaders.Besides this many incurable diseases including mental diseases have gripped the region.

Whereas Majha region of Punjab has the highest AIDs cases.

After commiting anti Sikh genocide this slow genocide is now taking place along with introduction of drugs,porn,anti Sikh and Punjab cinema,introduction and promotion of Baahmanvaadi culture amongst Punjabis is being promoted to completely finish them and their unique culture.





Double posts by same user are automatically merged. <--- This is absolutely stupid... cant even reply on my own post.. and soon the thread will die


So much is there to improve in my land.

32
Channel Name - Des Pardes Tv



Laran na lagg peyyo.. Sirf discussion kariyo... Laran nu janwarr bhateree ne dharti teh :happy:
TRuTH oF BaBa DhinDRi {PaRT 1} DhaDriaN WaLa SaaDH} kalgi

TRuTH oF BaBa DhinDRi {PaRT 2} DhaDriaN WaLa SaaDH}





33
Discussions / Gurudware da Pardan Chor!!
« on: August 18, 2011, 04:15:05 PM »
Gurudware Da Pardhan Chor Live News Video Guri Song





Song by Gurminder Guri:


(ਪ੍ਧਾਨ ਚੋਰ ਨੇ )- Gurudware De Pardhan Chor Ne- New Song -Gurminder Guri



- lavvo je edda hunde aa Gurudware wich chori. - Janta ne business banna leyya.. hadh aa - pardan hun juttiya da pha pushda ferda aa....  :hehe:

34
Complaints / Search Pj de
« on: August 18, 2011, 11:21:42 AM »
PJ search drop down wich - google search is added .. is it customized.. cause it is giving random stuff :S


- nalle forum search aa jehre.. It is just displaying first two pages of results - and the results are defaulted to show the earlier result first ... (oh teh jayada wadde gal nai aa.. ) ... par 2 ton jayada page show karoo.. lorr peh jande aa

35
Discussions / Gurudwara's in UK serving Meat & Alchol
« on: August 16, 2011, 11:41:47 PM »
TV REPORT ON MEAT AND ALCOHOL IN UK GURDWARAS




meat served at Southampton Gurdwara (UK)



Is this for real? Ek teh aa UK waliya ne bhut gand peya.. jo dil karda aa.. karee chalde aa.. Marri gal aa


- Hun langar we table teh serve hon lagg peya? - aukha

- sada app da tharam hajje theek nai aa.. te asse dujiya de nennd de fer de aa.. Ke eh theek aa?

36
Ajj post parda se ek Gurpinder Mand de... "odde wich message se ke casteism nu na karoo."


- Hun ek step agge chalde aa... Ke thude prewarr wich casteism hai? ... ke thude prewarr walle chaunde ne ke tusse app de caste nal he vaih karoo?

- Ja fer thude wich castism hai? Do you want ur girl/boy of same caste?



Chaloo apde prewarr wichoo gal suroo karda aa.... Sachi gal dassa teh mere maa caste wich vishwas rakhde aa.. jadoo wekho phone teh ekko gal - "Putt kuri jehre marji labh la ... parr kuri Jatta de dhee hove... " :hehe:  ... baap naal teh enne kadde gal nai hoye kuri shuree baree.. lol .. bapu ji teh bus galla he kadhe hunde ne :hehe:

Te rahi mere gal... Mainu problem nai aa.. jenne der kuri sikh hove... cause i think every sikh has a right towards its religion ke odde jawak we sikhi baree sikhan... Shudh punjabi wich ohnu kehde ne - Hun tharam thori prisht karna aa :loll:


- Fer agla sawal eh hai ke muslim ja essiye logg we edda karde aa....Cause i think only sikhism has this disease.   :dnk:

37
Bhai Ranjit Singh past jhatedar shri Akal Takht Sahib Part-2.mp4





- Kenna sach bolda aa jhatedar sabh.... Sunnoo teh samjoo... n talk ke galat seÉ

38
Complaints / PJ Site got Virus
« on: August 14, 2011, 12:06:47 AM »
What the hell is this now.

Error with Google chrome.

39
Love Pyar / Difference in Love & Marriage
« on: August 13, 2011, 11:21:01 PM »

A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"


The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and
come back.


But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."


The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders... may be there is a
bigger one later.


Then he saw another bigger one... But may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.


Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realize that the wheat is not as big as the
previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.


So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.


The teacher told him, "this is love... You keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have
already miss the person..."


"What is marriage then?" the student asked.


The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and
come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach
the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.


The teacher told him, "This time you bring back a corn. You look for one that is just nice, and you have faith
and believe this is the best one you get... This is marriage."

40
Fun Time / Cute conversations with kids
« on: August 13, 2011, 11:07:19 PM »

1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as
she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But
Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!"




2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I
told him, "62." He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"




3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and
proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience
grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed
with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was
THAT?"




4. A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate
outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony.
We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, "I
sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"




5. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I
mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?" "You're both old," he replied.




6. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word processor. She told him she was writing
a story. "What's it about?" he asked. "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."




7. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out
something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I
continued. At last she headed for the door, saying sagely, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some
of these yourself!"




8. When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to
keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy
whispered, "It's no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."




9. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear,
Grandpa," he advised. "Mine says I'm four to six."




10. A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We
learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.
"That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to
'i' and add 'es'."




11. Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The
fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know
what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."




12. A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck
zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the
dog's duties.
 "They use him to keep crowds back," said one child.
 "No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
 A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants

Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5 6 7 ... 24