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601
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:57:09 PM »
Tuhada sab da ena pyar dekh k samjh nai aundi apni khushi kive izhaaar karan... par main kuch lines hor likhiya plz ehna wal dhiyan dena..
Mainu te pata nai e shayari kihnu kahande...
Kahke mainu shayar na bulayo dosto....
Kar barbaad deve nasha wadaayi wala...
Mainu eh zahar na pilayo dosto....
Sun wadaayi na hankar kar bah jawan...
Ture jande hani kite piche na main rah jawan...
Manjil de wal nu kidan kadam wadone...
Hath fad mera eh sikhayo dosto...
Kar barbaad deve nasha wadaayi wala...
Mainu eh zahar na pilayo dosto....
Banke nimana mainu tuhade wich rahan do...
Dil di jo gal oh kalam rahi kahan do...
Bada changa khush han main dharti te baitha...
Wich aasman na bithayo dosto...
Kar barbaad deve nasha wadaayi wala...
Mainu eh zahar na pilayo dosto....
Sare e zamana ajj sohartan ne mariya...
Jhoothiya eh shohartan de daso kihnu tariya....
Sohartan de haar gal pouna nai main chahunda...
Mainu eh haar na pawayo dosto...
Kar barbaad deve nasha wadaayi wala...
Mainu eh zahar na pilayo dosto....
Sacha rabb Te sache yaar kade bhulan na...
Karo eh duwawan kade sohartan te dulan na...
Baniye rahe Tezy sada inj e nimana....
Eh nimanapan meri jholi payo dosto...
Kar barbaad deve nasha wadaayi wala...
Mainu eh zahar na pilayo dosto....
Kar barbaad deve nasha wadaayi wala...
Mainu eh zahar na pilayo dosto....
=D> =D>
602
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:55:12 PM »
lolzz :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
manoo in gurudwara shib.... .. jad choti si..
603
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:45:23 PM »
menu kon kon miss karda :lost: :lost:
hands up :happy: :happy: :laugh: :laugh:
604
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:44:14 PM »
deep/... :blink: :blink:
ice tea../ ..cold coffee
605
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:42:50 PM »
sukriya janab... :happy:
tuade layi.. hmm
jassi paji :blink:
606
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:41:19 PM »
tu vi apne dil di kehlayin.
main vi apne dil di kehlun..
khata rahin ki puchiye dasiyee.
ek duje da haal...
kade katheyaaan beke rovaan ki bitii .sade naal :break:
ni sun re ki bittiii sade naall.... hayeeee. :break:
milke yaad karange uhna mulakatan di thavan nu
jihna uthe tur gaye si uhna ravan nu..
sekan ge yaddan di thunii..
vich sine de baaal..
kade katheya beke rovan ki bitti ... sade naal :break:
ni sun re ki bitti sade naalll. :break:
:happy: :happy: :laugh:
607
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:35:51 PM »
koi vi ni..
lado
khoya burfi / coconut burfi :happy: 8->
608
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:34:50 PM »
dekh ke mujko hasta Rolling on floor Rolling on floor gata Balle Balle dekho kase duni jal gayi
duni de spelling galat likhe... signature ch tuuu :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :pagel:
609
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:33:10 PM »
aappaannn Happy as alwayss.... :happy: :happy: :happy: :blink: :rabb:
610
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:31:33 PM »
belcum....
ji ayeyan nuu.... :happy: :happy:
611
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:29:59 PM »
jad v main vehli hoke post karn jandia a ta
eh bar bar problem aundi aa
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lolzzz ladoo....... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
612
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:28:48 PM »
im wondering that why lado is still better then dogs
lokan dian galatfemiya 8-> :mean:
613
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:28:11 PM »
ladoo :blink: :happy:
614
« on: August 19, 2009, 10:50:55 PM »
CORPORATE LESSON #1:
____________ _________ _________ _
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, The wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, The next door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 Just to Drop that towel that you have on". After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands n*ked in front of Bob.
Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands over $800 and quietly leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
____________ _________ _________ _
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Share critical credit information with your Stakeholders to Prevent Avoidable exposure!
************ ********* ********* ********* *********
____________ _________ _________ _
CORPORATE LESSON # 2
____________ _________ _________ _
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The Nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the mind is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the Church, the Priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129.
It Said, "Go forth and seek; further up, you will find Glory."
____________ _________ _________ _
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always be well informed in your job; or, you might Miss great Opportunities!
************ ********* ********* ********* *********
____________ _________ _________ _
CORPORATE LESSON # 3
____________ _________ _________ _
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they Rubbed the Bottle, a genie appears.
Thankful that the 4 guys had Released him Out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 Swimming pools,
I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and Jump, you shout What you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted WINE". The pool immediately changed into a Pool of wine.
The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the Pool when Suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards The pool
And shouted, "CRAP !!!!!!!..... ...."
____________ _________ _________ _
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Mind your language, you never Know what it will land you in.
************ ********* ********* ********* *********
____________ _________ _________ _
CORPORATE LESSON # 4
____________ _________ _________ _
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO standing in front of a paper shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing Work?"
"Certainly, Sir" said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine."I just need one copy."
____________ _________ _________ _
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Never, ever assume that your BOSS knows everything.
615
« on: August 19, 2009, 12:09:27 PM »
d most romantic place for her....hmmmmm
MA ARMS :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
616
« on: August 19, 2009, 07:01:29 AM »
=D> =D>
617
« on: August 19, 2009, 06:57:56 AM »
tezy as always =D> =D>
618
« on: August 19, 2009, 05:27:44 AM »
hanji lokoo aj appa ki khana..... . dinner ch..
manoo di sambji :happy: :happy:
619
« on: August 18, 2009, 02:11:39 PM »
kudiyan ne jitna....... barati aye kise di.. :angr:
munde jitne :happy:
620
« on: August 18, 2009, 02:06:33 PM »
ya fer painting competition hoje..... draw sketches... scan d sheet n mail it to GS.... ithe laun di laud ni.. .... n finally gs ya aur koi admin..
publish karde site te... atleast no bdy gonna know until sketch publish honde ke kis bande ne ki ki banaya...
surprisingly sare sketches khate launch ho janiya.. cheating vi ni honi
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