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« on: February 09, 2010, 12:24:10 PM »
menu bhukh lagi :plz:
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« on: February 09, 2010, 12:23:41 PM »
uhhuuu uhhhuu.. khang lag payiii
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« on: February 09, 2010, 12:22:56 PM »
lunch off course.. bill is on u :happy:
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« on: February 09, 2010, 12:22:24 PM »
menu nachna ni audna.. tenu aunda ?lolzz
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« on: February 09, 2010, 12:21:34 PM »
hmm nice
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« on: February 09, 2010, 12:20:24 PM »
luv cum arrange.. :blink: :love: :love:
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« on: February 09, 2010, 12:19:44 PM »
sad song ghat hi sunida hoyida :Silencer: :Silencer:
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« on: February 09, 2010, 12:18:34 PM »
yes sir :bigsilencer:
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« on: February 09, 2010, 12:16:49 PM »
ohh hooo meri taan gadi.. bilkul hi ruk gi.. viche.. hun taan koi umeed vi ni aa.. :break: :break:  :
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« on: February 09, 2010, 12:15:31 PM »
sleepy  : :
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« on: February 09, 2010, 06:05:29 AM »
wah ji wah ..lolz
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« on: February 08, 2010, 11:37:29 PM »
OMG I know that cat. His name is Deep. Works in the office down the hall from me.
ohh yeah really :comeon: :comeon:
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« on: February 08, 2010, 10:24:44 AM »
just read his history and you are going to realize .. what it meant to be a sikh ..
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« on: February 08, 2010, 08:17:05 AM »
DEEEEEEEPS :marro: :marro: :marro:
main tenu muk imaarni khte
sowwieee ehhllee ehh vadiya.. nd thts apple I Phone... enjoy :blink: lolzz  
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« on: February 08, 2010, 08:07:24 AM »
: : mushkal naal labke leaya tere layi.. eh le.. thoda jeha tuteya.. theek karalayin.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :happy: 
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« on: February 08, 2010, 06:56:34 AM »
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer,
the second man was an Accountant,
the third man was a Chemist, and
the fourth man was a Government Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.
Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop
into the glass.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"
The Government Employee called his cat and said, "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet.......
ate the cookies..... ...
drank the milk........
shat on the paper.......
screwed the other three cats........
claimed he injured his back while doing so.......
filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.. .....
put in for Workers Compensation. ......... .....and
went home for the rest of the day on sick leave....... .....
AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!
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« on: February 08, 2010, 06:48:35 AM »
We don't understand Women : Their "Whatever" "Anything" OR "You Decide"
1 . (Whatever)
Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time i got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan, today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..
2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything
3. (You decide)
Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?
Women: Whatever...
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..
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« on: February 08, 2010, 06:40:55 AM »
One day a group of boys
Decided to have a race
They chose to climb a great big tree
And set off at a pace
The rest of their friends gathered
To see the boys at play
They talked about it to themselves
"Will they make it?" "No way!"
They called up to the children
"You'll never make it up that tree"
But the boys just kept on climbing
And said "just watch and you will see"
But the others, how they shouted
And thought the boys tried to ignore
They began to drop out one by one
Another, another and then more
But one boy kept on climbing
And made it to the top of the tree
He never lost faith but believed in himself
And said "this won't defeat me"
The others were quite amazed
At the squirrel at the top of the tree
"How on earth did he do it?" they said
"Well", said one, "he's completely deaf, you see"
So the motto of this poem is
You can reach the top of the tree
Just don't listen to what others say
Just believe in yourself and you'll see... :happy: :blink:
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« on: February 08, 2010, 06:27:10 AM »
Who is DONKEY here
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« on: February 08, 2010, 05:54:42 AM »
: : :hug: :hug:
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