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Introductions / New Friends / Re: sasrikal sariya nu
« on: July 09, 2011, 03:33:20 AM »

Guddiya jaldi diss jandia bai tainu :hehe:

lmfao! Tu we othe hi huna tut pana  :D:

:lol:

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Gup Shup / Re: 1 DAY WITH PERSON ABOVE
« on: July 09, 2011, 03:31:01 AM »
:loll: bai sikhaun nu ki aa sikh le :hehe:

Thanks! Minu pindh ta dasda ni, ma ajana see. :lol:

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Introductions / New Friends / Re: ***Going India***
« on: July 09, 2011, 03:24:10 AM »
now its better...
before it was so hotttttttt....i was ready to go back..
but better thing is ke india hun pehla wala india nai reha ke char char din light hee nai aouni.. hun harek ghar vich te AC lagge aa.. so feel hee nai hunda ke tusi kithe ho ...
Yeah, jido bahar janda udo pata lagda :lol:
Ma ass is placed right in front of 2T aircon so cool aa haha :superhappy:


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Introductions / New Friends / Re: ***Going India***
« on: July 09, 2011, 03:18:15 AM »
lol pind te idda posh rehe jidda sade ghar aouna hunda.. :hehe:

vaise aap hee dass deo ke tusi kider aa..

Malwa region. Tusi ahjayo cah peen.  :superhappy:

Damn! I'm so addicted to cah these days.

How do you like the weather? :lol:

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Introductions / New Friends / Re: ***Going India***
« on: July 09, 2011, 03:02:06 AM »
all over punjab ...

Ma we Punjab  :superhappy:

Which pindh you at?

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Introductions / New Friends / Re: ***Going India***
« on: July 09, 2011, 02:55:50 AM »
yes ji im still in india..

and lassi da glass main roj pendi aa :he:

Ma we India aya hoya missy. Whereabouts are you?

Lassi ma we peenda whoop whoop.  :superhappy:

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Gup Shup / Re: Rants about Jatts!
« on: July 09, 2011, 02:52:16 AM »
Kanda ambra cho udh di kabootri utar landah JATT kuriye!  :rockon:

 :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:

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Gup Shup / Rants about Jatts!
« on: July 09, 2011, 02:46:28 AM »
Rant as much as you can! Post pics, videos, songs' lyrics and so on.. :happy:  :superhappy:

Especially for ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ bai - Eithe appa khali jatts bare raula pohna. Jinna marzi liki jao like jatts kee karde nale kee kar sakde.
Jattan de shonka de galla liko.. Hoja bai shuru   :superhappy:  :excited:
 

Extract from my about me section has been pasted as an example,  :rockon: :rockon:
-qte-
When jatts run they actually stay still, the earth moves under their feet like a treadmill.

When jatts turn up late for work, the rest of the workforce are docked wages for being early.

Jatts created man in their own image and did bhangra on the 7th day.

A jatt’s smile could cure world hunger, too bad jatts are always filled with righteous revenge!

When jatts misuse or mispell a word, they aren't making a typographical error, they're rewriting the dictionary.

Nelly wears a bandaid because a jatt once glanced at him on tv, piercing his skin IRL.

If you ask a jatt the same question twice, you get frozen. Kind of like when sub zero connects with two consecutive ice hadouken things in mortal kombat.

They created a jatt superman game for PS3 but when it starts up it blowed it all up.

Microsoft wanted to create the jatt font but upon development all the letters jumped off the screen, bitchslapped bill gates, and ran off to furiously multiply in the grassy green fields of MSJATT.

The best form of sunblock is to stand under a jatt's shadow. SPF Nine thousaaaaaaaaaaaaand.

Jatts spike their daru with lassi!

Normal ppl piss their names into the snow whereas jatts can piss their names into the concrete!

If it were possible to cut a jatt, he would bleed makhani and you would find that his skin is partially made of parantha.

One day a jatt started using his gandasa to sculpt something for his son....he named it himalayas.

When jatts play online video games, real people die on the other side.

Jatts do not require cell phones because they can yell loud enough to hear each other anywhere in the world.
-unqte-

Keep on adding.  :rockon:

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Pics / Re: Post your flag
« on: July 09, 2011, 01:42:58 AM »
I didn't know about that name 'subbe da jhanda'. Thanks Kudrat! Mera we same hi aa subbe da jhanda. :happy:

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Pics / Re: My Favorite Funny Pics
« on: July 08, 2011, 11:28:57 PM »

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Gup Shup / Re: 1 DAY WITH PERSON ABOVE
« on: July 08, 2011, 11:27:10 PM »
Tutte toh Punjabi sik lani :hehe:

Sikayenga tutte? :pagel:

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Gup Shup / Re: Song ur listening to?
« on: July 08, 2011, 11:19:43 PM »
its been so long.. tha i havn't seen ur face
m tryina be strong but the strength i have is washin away

:.Akon-Right Na Na.:

:love: this song.

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Gup Shup / Re: ik Din lai Admin BanaN Da Mauka
« on: July 08, 2011, 11:16:27 PM »
sanu ta yr teri punjabi samj aundi a fer tenu kyu nhi aundi?

Go and read the posts, he has been writing in Punjabi(gurmukhi).

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Discussions / Re: Offspring
« on: July 08, 2011, 11:11:54 PM »
:loll: thank you!
You bet!

Btw, when are you getting hitched? Minu laddu kane :hehe:

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Gup Shup / Re: read , think nd then answer mr. Fateh
« on: July 08, 2011, 11:08:56 PM »
oye aah ki aa ehda jvab v hun fateh deve? :hehe:
Hahhahahahahah :laugh:

Karam bai is awesome!! Eda jwab bi fateh dewe :D: :D:

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Discussions / Re: Offspring
« on: July 08, 2011, 11:04:39 PM »
jaandey kyuu jaan da dushman baneya :loll: i think twins are good

Good luck! :happy:

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Pics / Re: ajo ajo usa vale v lol
« on: July 08, 2011, 10:55:17 PM »
Gaan nu cho (milking) lavo, te osde thana (udders) nu dokke kehnde aa...
Means empty udders nu doke kanda ne?

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Knowledge / Re: Mattie Stepanek
« on: July 08, 2011, 10:48:21 PM »
grezi nahi auandi yaar inni :Cry:
Koini sik je ga. PJ teh greji likya kar wadiya hoju. :hehe:

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Discussions / Re: Offspring
« on: July 08, 2011, 10:43:59 PM »
Whatever comes is good enough
Diplomat? :happy:

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Pics / Re: ajo ajo usa vale v lol
« on: July 08, 2011, 10:42:41 PM »
Yaar oh banda desi aa, ohnu ass aoos na keha kar, ohnu chitad keha kar. Te pyar naal boleya kar.


Aight. No worries. Eh sada pyaar aa. :hehe:

dollar to asi dokke laine ne
^^ ah kee hunda bai? So eager to know :D:

Grenade, could you answer this one? :loll:

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