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4301
« on: May 02, 2012, 04:13:51 AM »
An old man lived on his own. He wanted to plant his tomato garden, but the ground was hard and it was too much work for him. His son Vincent, who used to always help him with it, was in prison. He sent him a letter about his problem.
"Dear Vincent,
I want to plant my tomato garden, but the ground is too hard. I know if you were here, you would help me, like the old days," His son replied, "Dear Father, don't dig up the garden, that's where I hid the bodies," At 4am, the FBI turned up at the old man's house, and dug up the entire garden, but found no bodies. The apologised, and left. The next day, the man recieved another letter, "Dear Father, You can plant the tomato's now, this is the best I could do under these conditions, Love,Vinnie,"
4302
« on: May 02, 2012, 04:02:57 AM »
Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She's just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She'd often call me or text me asking where I am, who I â'm with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She's so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she'd always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can't handle anything. She's a crybaby! His
Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she'd get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She's so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn't fight about it.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she's good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She's broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn't see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved u like no one else could. You see? You didn't want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT'S what happened.
4303
« on: May 02, 2012, 03:43:17 AM »
dande naal :D:
4304
« on: May 02, 2012, 03:41:25 AM »
sweeto :smile:
4305
« on: May 02, 2012, 03:28:45 AM »
very nice :okk:
thanx rajjo :smile: ... so nice kamlo 8->
8->
thanx garry :smile: ... nice 1 kise di yaad aa gyi read kr k :smile:
thanx :wait:
4306
« on: May 02, 2012, 03:23:18 AM »
sngintehom ?
hanjjii sochoo jii sarre :waitin:
4307
« on: May 01, 2012, 08:49:20 PM »
Many people will walk in and out of your life,but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart :)
--♥Heer Salletii ♥ at May 2, 2012, 12:42 am
4308
« on: May 01, 2012, 08:09:57 PM »
bahut vadia jii =D> =D>
4309
« on: May 01, 2012, 08:05:43 PM »
I like everything abt kamal :love:
aww thanxx mitho :hug: me 2 sweeto :smile: ... she is sweet and so nice
thanx mirzaa jii :smile: ur nice 2 :superhappy:
4310
« on: May 01, 2012, 08:01:35 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
soo funnyy :D:
hayeeeeeeee dollu lagge kinna sohna lagda 8->
mainu mere nanke yaad aa gayee :sad:
4311
« on: May 01, 2012, 07:59:21 PM »
wow bahut vadia likhiya mitho =D> =D>
gr88 wording :)
4312
« on: May 01, 2012, 08:09:07 AM »
Tanu takiya te dul gayiya akhiya
sari duniya nu bhul gayiya akhiya 8->
4313
« on: May 01, 2012, 08:06:37 AM »
He's decent :smile:
4314
« on: May 01, 2012, 08:04:28 AM »
Hii sweeto 8->
H r u ??
4315
« on: May 01, 2012, 07:10:55 AM »
sngintehom ?
4316
« on: May 01, 2012, 07:08:15 AM »
udaan
4317
« on: May 01, 2012, 07:01:05 AM »
nice story :love:
4318
« on: May 01, 2012, 06:58:04 AM »
she don't like me 8->
4319
« on: May 01, 2012, 06:57:28 AM »
hhaha okey ji
jdon leniyan hon tan das deo,,,,,,,,,,
jrur yaad naal okey ji
:okk: :okk:
:hehe: okk ji sure 8->
4320
« on: May 01, 2012, 06:56:15 AM »
for taur
she is talktive and
she is becoming lado in my heart day by day
:smile: :smile:
thanxx sweeto :kiss: but honestly speaking main real life vich bilkul nhi boldii like apne frds naal v bas thorra jiha hassi mazak kardii aa :smile:
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