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Jokes Majaak / PANNU veer hahahahahaha
« on: June 24, 2008, 01:41:18 AM »
PANNU
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye

362
Jokes Majaak / Munda Kudi
« on: June 24, 2008, 01:32:19 AM »
Ik munda kuri nu puchchda hai" tera naa ki hai"?
kuri kehandi "meena"
Kuri puchchdi "tera naa"?
munda kehanda "kameena"
kuri kehandi" lagdey ta nahin"
munda "kol bitha ke vekh lao

363
Jokes Majaak / Ek admi nd Bhagwan
« on: June 24, 2008, 01:28:01 AM »
Ek Aadmi Bahut Tariya Ki Girls Ke Type Se Preshan Ho Gaya......
Arr Bhagwan Ki Tapasha Karan Laga..........to Bhagwan Uske Saamne Produce Ho Gaye Arr Kahen Laage Vatas Bata Tane Ke Chhiye.........
Aadmi Bola Bhagwan Ji Girls Ke Type Kitne Hove Hai.................... Bhagwan Ji Yoh Question Sunte Hi Chakar Kha Gaye.....................
Arr Kahne Lage Vatas Chhoriyon Ke Parkar Hai 123........................
Aadmi Bola 123.......?.................................... ...........................
Bhagwan Bola Bhai Zindgi Mein 123 Chhoriyon Te Hi Pala Pada Hai Arr Sari Nariye Thi

364
Jokes Majaak / SHOLAY
« on: June 24, 2008, 01:20:34 AM »
A family saw a "sholay" movie, came back home and husband
 
romantically said to wife :
"naach basanti naach"

Child added: "basanti iss kuttay keh saamne mat naachna

365
Jokes Majaak / LOL.........
« on: June 24, 2008, 01:19:26 AM »
Ik admi di janani bahut moti [mera matlab motto] si. Ik din o station te vajan tolan vali machine te charhi.

Machine de vich sikka paya te ode vicho ik cheekh di awaj ayi te card bahar aya:
"Khotte de puttro - ik ik karke charho"

366
Jokes Majaak / hahahahahahahahhahahaha veer main margyaa
« on: June 24, 2008, 01:16:47 AM »
ROCKS: Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa.
Sukhbeer: Bapu roti te bani nahi ajje.

ROCKS: Roti nahi khani, samne shanno  nu smile deni hai.

367
Shayari / ishq ishq hor ishq
« on: June 23, 2008, 01:56:26 PM »
kal raat usdi main yaad vich kho gaya
kal raat usdi main yaad vich kho gaya ,
neend ni c aaundi menu par fir be main so gaya ,
supne de vich rabb mileya kehnda tenu ki ho gaya ,
mainkeha keha rabb ji menu kujh nahi hoya,
mera ta bass yaar hi kho gaya ,
rabb hasseya te boleya :- tu ta lagda pyar vich jhalla jeha ho gaya,
jehre yaar di tu gall karda oh ta hun kise hor da ho gaya .
aini gall sun k main sachi sda layi so gaya, sachi sda layi so gaya..

368
Shayari / AKHIAN DE ATHRU....
« on: June 23, 2008, 01:55:00 PM »
Ro-Ro Ke Meri Ankhiya De Athru Wi Suk Gaye,
Dil Wich Wase Saare Armaan Wi Muk Gaye,
Mere Yaar Ne Na Kitti Kadar Meri Yaari Di,
Asi Usnu Manan Layi Usde Kadma Wich Jhuk Gaye,
O Baaj Na Aaya Baar-Baar Ajmavan To Menu,
Asi Apde Pyaar De Imtihaan Dende-Dende Poore Tut Gaye,
Ohnu Mil Gaye Yaar Bathere,
Mainu Pyaari Usdi Yaari,
Rub Dewe Usnu Phullan Diya Chhawa,
Mainu Kandya Di Peed Pyari,
Usdi Jindagi De Saare Gum Le Lawa,
Aapdi Saari Khushiyan Wi Usto Waar Dewa,
Jinna Pyaar Na Kitta Howe Kisi Ne Usnu,
Main Inna Jyada Usnu Pyaar Dewa,

369
Shayari / DAS BHULAYIA BHI KEHNU
« on: June 23, 2008, 01:54:32 PM »
je yaad nahi karde ta das bhulayia bhi kehnu aa
je hasde nahi aap ta das rulayia bhi kehnu aa
tere jihe hire yaar sambhali baithe haa
je hor bana na sake ta das gubaiya bhi kehnu aa

370
Shayari / VICHORA
« on: June 23, 2008, 01:53:35 PM »
vekhi kite yara bhula na devi
karke vichore di gal ruwa na devije tu rus giya ta sadi jind muk jani
kite dukha nu sadi kismat bana na devi

371
Shayari / IK DIL.......
« on: June 23, 2008, 12:50:26 PM »
ik dil te lakh samjhon wale je samaj na ave ta ki kariye
dard dil da hove ta seh layie je dil hi dard ban jave ta ki kariye
jehnu dil de rog sunaunde c ohi rog la jave ta ki kariye
sade naal hi jisdi duniya c je shad tur jave ta ki kariye
asi aaj bhi raha takde ha oh RAAH bhul jave ta ki kariye

372
Shayari / BARBADD.......
« on: June 23, 2008, 12:49:36 PM »
Asi bhi karage tenu bhulan di koshish,
Tusi bhi ho sake ta sanu yaad na karna,
Asi ta hoe tuhadi khatir BARBAAD,
Par hor kise nu inj barbaad na karna....

373
Shayari / MAZAAK..............................
« on: June 23, 2008, 12:48:19 PM »
aukhe wele ik ik karke sare tur gaye
pala tu bhi shuda liya ta koi gal nai
mein reh gayi duniya ch mazaak ban ke
thora tu bhi uda liya ta koi gal nai

374
Shayari / sache bol
« on: June 23, 2008, 12:42:27 PM »
Sacha Pyaar Na Yaara Paa Lavi,
Sukh Chain Sab Tera Lutt Jauga,
Vich Pyar De Jad Tenu Chott Laggu,
Khuli Hawa Wich V Dum Tera Ghut Jauga. . .

375
Shayari / muuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
« on: June 23, 2008, 12:42:00 PM »
DUKH vi bathere pareshaaniya vi bohat ne,
Palle vi laabh tey haaniyaan bohat ne,
Ki hoya je ohna koi zakham de ditta,
Ohna diyan saade tey meharbaaniya vi bohat n

376
Shayari / wah ji wah
« on: June 23, 2008, 12:41:17 PM »
Vaise to kayi dost hai hamare
Jaise aasman me hai kai taare
Par aap dosti ke aasman ke wo chand hain
Jiske samne fike padte hai saare sitare

377
Shayari / RAHOON........
« on: June 23, 2008, 12:38:50 PM »
Rahoon Kahin Bhi , Kisi Ke Sath Bhi
Per Main Hamesha Udas Hoon Tum Bin
Mana Chiragon Ki Roshni Main Hoon Main
Per Meri Zindagi Main Andhaira Hai Tum Bin..!!

378
Ik vari ki hoya ik pind vich sher aa gaya. Sher nu pakdan vaste Japan di police di help layi gayi, Amrika di police v aayi, par sab nakam rahe.

Akhir vari aayi sadi harman pyari Punjab Pulas di.

Bas fer ki c. Agle hi din Punjab Pulas ne thane vich ik bandar pakdya hoya c te ohnu kut kut ke keh rahe san: Bol me hi sher han, me hi sher han !!!

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Jokes Majaak / hass hass ke
« on: June 23, 2008, 06:56:49 AM »
Jatt gusse ch: main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne.

1 hor banda: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, phaji.

Jatt: mainu pata c tu v vich bolna a, iss lai tere v vich gin lye.

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Jokes Majaak / hahahahahahha aj ROCKS di khair nhi
« on: June 23, 2008, 06:55:07 AM »
punjabi_rocks sukhbeer nu nu: Darling aj barsat da din hai. Koi eho jehi romantic gal kar k mere dono paer zameen ten a lagan.

sukhbeer: Moya fansi lai la.
 

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