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Jokes Majaak / ek adami

« on: January 02, 2012, 12:21:39 PM »

aadmi mango juice ka glass le kar baitha tha..!!
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dost aaya aur fataak se juice pee liya.!!!
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aadmi – meri to yaar kismat he kharaab hai..

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beta fail ho gaya,
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biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi,
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ghar me chori ho gayi,
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nal me paani nahi,
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ghar me light nahi...
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ab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha
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aur
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wo bhi tu pee gaya kaminey!

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Jokes Majaak / 2 things change a woman's mood

« on: January 02, 2012, 12:19:59 PM »

only two things change a woman's mood.
1) i love you! ;;)
2) 50% discount

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Jokes Majaak / traffice police wala ik ladke nu

« on: January 02, 2012, 11:45:36 AM »

traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola: 'naam bol?'

ladka: galti ho gaya sir...

police: naam bol

ladka: sorry sir iss baar jane do...dobara nahi hoga

police: naam bol

ladka: "trikulavattyy thekkeparambli venkateshwara swami"

police (book band karke): "agli baar gaadi dhire chalana!"

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread

« on: January 02, 2012, 11:40:40 AM »

husband= janu tumahri 1 kiss le
lu,?

wife= no,
husband= jewlry le dunga,

wife= no,
husband= car le dunga,

wife= no,

kol peya beta so reha c,

uth k bolyea= meri lai la saaleya,cycle e lai de__

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Complaints / Re: Posts Karniya Zaroor

« on: January 02, 2012, 11:18:29 AM »

gujra...eh sab tere warge modz de pange ne...bhole bhaale users nu tang karde aa tusi modz...paap lagu..

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Complaints / Re: Posts Karniya Zaroori Kyu ?

« on: January 02, 2012, 10:53:26 AM »

hor kam loka nu jo post karn te avda taim waste kariye... :angr:

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Complaints / Posts Karniya Zaroor

« on: January 02, 2012, 10:48:50 AM »

Hun Ah Ki Nava Kam Suru Karta...Chatroom Vich Enter Hon Layi Hun Posts Karniya Paingayia...Admin Te Mod Vehle Ehna kamma Nu Aa...Nit Navi Sherdardi...Mainu Ni Eh Kam Aunde...J Mai Posts Na Kitiya Ki Mai Enter Ni Ho Sakdi Kade? :angr:

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Complaints / Re: yamla apni power da missuse kar riha

« on: December 13, 2011, 06:34:45 PM »

bina gallon ban kyu kita.....mod hon di hawa karda....mod v bahut shetti avdi aukaat te aa jand ene...******* insaan

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teri salaami ta hun mai pau..dekhi jayi

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naale ah tere jehde tattu..teri haan vich milaunde c..ehna nu v dekh lau

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Fun Time / Re: Munde vs Kudiyan vs Janwar

« on: October 27, 2008, 09:57:05 AM »

hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hihmunde janwar

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Fun Time / Re: new game 3 wo

« on: October 27, 2008, 09:47:14 AM »

eh ki aa w39:

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