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« on: June 08, 2008, 02:06:16 AM »
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« on: June 08, 2008, 01:56:00 AM »
Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) mera vi fav song aa CHAMKILA deeeee eh walaaaaaa Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;)
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« on: June 08, 2008, 01:53:46 AM »
w39: w39: w39: w39:
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« on: June 08, 2008, 01:07:05 AM »
hanji siso hih hih
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« on: June 08, 2008, 01:06:17 AM »
Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...
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« on: June 08, 2008, 01:05:07 AM »
Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;)
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« on: June 08, 2008, 01:04:18 AM »
Thanku Manku siso hug:)
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« on: June 08, 2008, 01:03:08 AM »
SANTA JUICE VALE NU : jaldi juice de larrai hon wali hai.... 1 GLASS PEEN DE BAAD:- jaldi 1 hor de..larrai hon vali hai.... JUICE VALA:-par larrai kado honi aa??? SANTA:- JADO TU PAISE MANGENGA..
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« on: June 08, 2008, 01:01:59 AM »
Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!
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« on: June 08, 2008, 01:00:26 AM »
6 am: 10 min hor so liye..
9 am: 11 waje shuru karange..
11 am: thodi der gaane tan sun liye.. Mood ban ju..
12 pm: pind de geri mar ayie.. Aa k parhde haan..
2 pm: roti kha k sona ni..
5 pm: koi prohna ghar aage , 2min kol beth liye..
7 pm: important puch lene han kise padaku ton.
9 pm: iddan ni kam ban na parchi banouni peni ae.
11 pm: hun kithe tyaari hougi agle saal hi devange.
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« on: June 08, 2008, 12:59:21 AM »
:;) :;)
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« on: June 08, 2008, 12:57:39 AM »
A little girl asked her father, 'How did the human race appear?'
The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so
was all mankind made.'
Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.
The mother answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the
human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her father and said, 'Dad how is it
possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said
they developed from monkeys?'
The father answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my
side of the family and your mother told you about hers!
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« on: June 08, 2008, 12:55:49 AM »
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....
On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded:
"You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back:
"And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put the phone down.....
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« on: June 08, 2008, 12:53:29 AM »
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??
Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.
Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.
Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!
Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??
New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself
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« on: June 08, 2008, 12:50:50 AM »
k vaar ik banda behosh ho janda
Doctor usnu dead declare kar dinda
Jado usdi chita nu agg den lagde ne oh uth ke beh janda hai
oh kehnda hai "Main jinda haan"
Usdi wife "Chupa karke beh ja kanjara....
tu doctor naalo jada syaana aa???
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« on: June 08, 2008, 12:48:48 AM »
Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance....?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture
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« on: June 08, 2008, 12:44:16 AM »
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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« on: June 08, 2008, 12:43:36 AM »
Santa: Doc Saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc Saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
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« on: June 08, 2008, 12:42:23 AM »
Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
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« on: June 08, 2008, 12:41:05 AM »
One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window.
- Sydney
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
- Japan
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on Accelerator...
- Boston
Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror
- New York
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat
- Italy
One hand on horn,
One hand on holding gear,
One ear listening to loud music,
One ear on cell phone,
One foot on accelerator,
One foot on clutch,
Nothing on break,
Eyes on females in next car..
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