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ਸੱਪਾਂ ਦੇ ਪੁੱਤ ਕਦੇ ਯਾਰ ਨਹੀਂ ਬਣਦੇ
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ਚਾਹੇ ਲੱਖ ਵਾਰ ਦੁੱਧ ਪਿਆਈਏ
November 21, 2024, 07:07:33 PM
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8-> 8->
i jus missing my old but golden days ....
i am missing my all friends.....
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Tutorials / Re: how to upload powerpoint (.ppt) file on youtube???
« on: December 05, 2014, 04:19:16 AM »
thhnxxx i will try it
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Tutorials / how to upload powerpoint (.ppt) file on youtube???
« on: December 05, 2014, 03:57:28 AM »
anybdy can tell me ?
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PJ Games / Re: What color are you wearing today... ????
« on: December 04, 2014, 01:05:03 AM »
red-black
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Discussions / Re: kissi nu pata etc da matlab
« on: December 04, 2014, 01:02:45 AM »
Etcetera
means
and other things
lol
means
and other things
lol
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Gup Shup / Re: teri pagg naal da
« on: December 04, 2014, 12:51:02 AM »
mai aape bari karalu ve lonfano vakeel karke :hehe:
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londano *
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londano *
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Jokes Majaak / Re: Santa's funny reply to the Doctor
« on: December 04, 2014, 12:50:28 AM »
hahhah.... akhan band karlo
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Gup Shup / teri pagg naal da
« on: December 04, 2014, 12:46:18 AM »
channa ve teri pagg naal da,,, fit darji to suit mai swaa leyaaa :blush:
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Birthdays / Re: happy bday pawan dhillon aka kala bhoond :p
« on: December 04, 2014, 12:43:06 AM »
happy bday ji,,,, god bless u
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Jokes Majaak / Re: Santa's funny reply to the Doctor
« on: December 04, 2014, 12:42:08 AM »
lolzz,,,, dhyaan naal pain naa houn lagg je tid ch
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Jokes Majaak / Santa's funny reply to the Doctor
« on: December 04, 2014, 12:30:01 AM »Santa : Doctor Sir, My child ate the key
Doctor : okay, when did he ate ?
Santa : 3 months ago
Doctor : So, what were you doing till now. ?
Santa : I was using a duplicate key
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Jokes Majaak / R u relaxing ??
« on: December 04, 2014, 12:25:50 AM »
Santa was lying on beach, one American came to Santa and ask, "R u Relaxing ? "
Santa replied: No, I am Santa
Another American came to Santa and ask, "R u Relaxing ? "
Santa replied: No, I am Santa
One more American came to Santa and ask, "R u Relaxing ? "
Santa : No (Shouting) I am Santa...
Santa left that place in anger and asks one American lying nearby, " R u relaxing ? "
American replied: Yes I am relaxing...
Santa slaps him & says, Haramkhor sab tujhe dhund rahe hai aur tu yeha pada hai !!!
Santa replied: No, I am Santa
Another American came to Santa and ask, "R u Relaxing ? "
Santa replied: No, I am Santa
One more American came to Santa and ask, "R u Relaxing ? "
Santa : No (Shouting) I am Santa...
Santa left that place in anger and asks one American lying nearby, " R u relaxing ? "
American replied: Yes I am relaxing...
Santa slaps him & says, Haramkhor sab tujhe dhund rahe hai aur tu yeha pada hai !!!
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PJ Games / Re: funny lines from ur parents jado tuhanu oh tuhanu computer te baithe dekde aa..
« on: December 04, 2014, 12:17:02 AM »
ehde cho pta nai ki kadna aa :lol:
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Gup Shup / kids rockzzz
« on: November 27, 2014, 03:39:43 AM »
Teacher : Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?
Sunny : Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.
Teacher : How old is Your Father?
Sunny : As old as I am.
Teacher : How is it possible?
Sunny : He became father only after I was born.
Sunny : Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.
Teacher : How old is Your Father?
Sunny : As old as I am.
Teacher : How is it possible?
Sunny : He became father only after I was born.
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Gup Shup / now smthing for husbands
« on: November 27, 2014, 03:37:39 AM »
A new metal is added to chemistry:
Name: Husband
Symbol: Hb
Atomic Weight: Light when first found, tends to get heavier over the years with time.
Physical Properties:
Boils at any time with inlaws.
Can freeze in front of his own family.
Melts if sees other women.
Very Bitter if questioned.
Chemical Properties:
Very Reactive
Highly Unstable
Possess Strong resistance to Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books.
Money saving Agent.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the TV.
Name: Husband
Symbol: Hb
Atomic Weight: Light when first found, tends to get heavier over the years with time.
Physical Properties:
Boils at any time with inlaws.
Can freeze in front of his own family.
Melts if sees other women.
Very Bitter if questioned.
Chemical Properties:
Very Reactive
Highly Unstable
Possess Strong resistance to Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books.
Money saving Agent.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the TV.
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Gup Shup / wife/husband
« on: November 27, 2014, 03:36:56 AM »
Wife : "How would you describe me?"
Husband : "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife : "What does that mean?"
Husband : "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife : "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband : "I'm just kidding!"
Husband : "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife : "What does that mean?"
Husband : "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife : "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband : "I'm just kidding!"