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punjabi
November 21, 2024, 01:58:03 PM
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8-> 8->
i jus missing my old but golden days ....
i am missing my all friends.....
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Tutorials / how to upload powerpoint (.ppt) file on youtube???
« on: December 05, 2014, 03:57:28 AM »
anybdy can tell me ?
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Gup Shup / teri pagg naal da
« on: December 04, 2014, 12:46:18 AM »
channa ve teri pagg naal da,,, fit darji to suit mai swaa leyaaa :blush:
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Jokes Majaak / Santa's funny reply to the Doctor
« on: December 04, 2014, 12:30:01 AM »Santa : Doctor Sir, My child ate the key
Doctor : okay, when did he ate ?
Santa : 3 months ago
Doctor : So, what were you doing till now. ?
Santa : I was using a duplicate key
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Jokes Majaak / R u relaxing ??
« on: December 04, 2014, 12:25:50 AM »
Santa was lying on beach, one American came to Santa and ask, "R u Relaxing ? "
Santa replied: No, I am Santa
Another American came to Santa and ask, "R u Relaxing ? "
Santa replied: No, I am Santa
One more American came to Santa and ask, "R u Relaxing ? "
Santa : No (Shouting) I am Santa...
Santa left that place in anger and asks one American lying nearby, " R u relaxing ? "
American replied: Yes I am relaxing...
Santa slaps him & says, Haramkhor sab tujhe dhund rahe hai aur tu yeha pada hai !!!
Santa replied: No, I am Santa
Another American came to Santa and ask, "R u Relaxing ? "
Santa replied: No, I am Santa
One more American came to Santa and ask, "R u Relaxing ? "
Santa : No (Shouting) I am Santa...
Santa left that place in anger and asks one American lying nearby, " R u relaxing ? "
American replied: Yes I am relaxing...
Santa slaps him & says, Haramkhor sab tujhe dhund rahe hai aur tu yeha pada hai !!!
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Gup Shup / kids rockzzz
« on: November 27, 2014, 03:39:43 AM »
Teacher : Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?
Sunny : Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.
Teacher : How old is Your Father?
Sunny : As old as I am.
Teacher : How is it possible?
Sunny : He became father only after I was born.
Sunny : Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.
Teacher : How old is Your Father?
Sunny : As old as I am.
Teacher : How is it possible?
Sunny : He became father only after I was born.
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Gup Shup / now smthing for husbands
« on: November 27, 2014, 03:37:39 AM »
A new metal is added to chemistry:
Name: Husband
Symbol: Hb
Atomic Weight: Light when first found, tends to get heavier over the years with time.
Physical Properties:
Boils at any time with inlaws.
Can freeze in front of his own family.
Melts if sees other women.
Very Bitter if questioned.
Chemical Properties:
Very Reactive
Highly Unstable
Possess Strong resistance to Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books.
Money saving Agent.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the TV.
Name: Husband
Symbol: Hb
Atomic Weight: Light when first found, tends to get heavier over the years with time.
Physical Properties:
Boils at any time with inlaws.
Can freeze in front of his own family.
Melts if sees other women.
Very Bitter if questioned.
Chemical Properties:
Very Reactive
Highly Unstable
Possess Strong resistance to Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books.
Money saving Agent.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the TV.
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Gup Shup / wife/husband
« on: November 27, 2014, 03:36:56 AM »
Wife : "How would you describe me?"
Husband : "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife : "What does that mean?"
Husband : "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife : "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband : "I'm just kidding!"
Husband : "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife : "What does that mean?"
Husband : "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife : "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband : "I'm just kidding!"
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Gup Shup / engineersssss rockzzzzzz
« on: November 27, 2014, 03:35:30 AM »
10 Doctors aur 1 Engineer Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue The..
Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chodna Hoga..
Engineer Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki Qurbani Mai Deta Hoon. Taaliyan...
Ye Sun Kar Sab Doctors Taaliyan Bajane Lage, Aur sabke sab Neechey Gir Gaye...
Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chodna Hoga..
Engineer Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki Qurbani Mai Deta Hoon. Taaliyan...
Ye Sun Kar Sab Doctors Taaliyan Bajane Lage, Aur sabke sab Neechey Gir Gaye...