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« on: April 21, 2012, 12:03:48 AM »
Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2
Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..
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« on: April 21, 2012, 12:01:10 AM »
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.
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« on: April 20, 2012, 11:56:23 PM »
Bhikhaari colony vich bheekh mangda hunda
Bhikhaari: saab rupayia dedo ik
Saab: kall nu aayin kall nu
Bhikhaari: saleya is kall kall de chakkar ch is colony ch mere lakhan rupaaye faseyo a
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« on: April 20, 2012, 11:50:33 PM »
2 aadhi
Pehla aadhi: bai main apni saheli nu gift karna ki kara ?
Duja aadhi: bai gold ring de de
Pehla aadhi: na bai koi waddi cheej das
Duja aadhi: MRF da tyre de de :D:
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« on: April 20, 2012, 11:47:53 PM »
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehante the?
Circuit: Bhai bole to baapu hi us time k salman khaan the
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Munna Bhai: ae circuit mera tabyaat khraab ho rela hai paas mein se doctor ko bula la
Circuit: are bhai tu v to doctor hai
Munna Bhai: woh bole to mera fees bahut jayda hai
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« on: April 20, 2012, 11:43:40 PM »
Pandit : Teri zindagi ch 6 kudiyan aun giyan
Munda: woow pandit ji kya baat a najaara hi ageya
Pandit: jayda khush di lodh ni a 1 gharwali te 5 betiyan ne
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« on: April 20, 2012, 10:12:04 PM »
Different roles of Man in life:
mangni wele superman,
vyaah wele Gentleman,
10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad Doberman.
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« on: April 20, 2012, 09:53:10 PM »
Pagal kaun banega crorepati vich
Question: What is you father's name?
a. Dilawar
b. Changez
c. Feroz
d. Sultan
Pagal: Life line-50/50
a. Dilawar
c. Feroze
Pagal: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
Pagal: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Amitabh: kisse call karenge
Rubel: Apne baap dilawar ko!
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« on: April 20, 2012, 09:43:55 PM »
vyaah to agle din kudi apne daddy nu - daddy meri ohde naal ladaayi hogi
Dady: koi na putt vyaah ch ladaayi nok jhok ta hundi rehndi a fikar na kar
Kudi: Daddy oh ta theek a par hun "LAASH" da ki kara
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« on: April 20, 2012, 09:38:14 PM »
Manish gora c. jad ohde munda hunda oh kaala nikalda.
oh apni gharwali nu kehnda yaar tu v gori c main v gora jwaak kive kaala ho geya
ohdi gharwali kehndi darling main v hot c tusi v shayad jwaak jall geya hona
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« on: April 20, 2012, 09:35:51 PM »
ek chor ameeran de ghar chori karn jaanda
trunk te likheya hunda trunk nu todan di koi lod ni 156 number dabbo te sahmne wala laal button press kardo trunk khulljugi
jida hi chor button dabbda udhro alarm waj jaanda police a jaandi
jaanda jaanda chor onha nu kehnda ajj to mera insaaniyat to vishwaas uth geya
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« on: April 20, 2012, 09:33:18 PM »
kanjoos market jaanda underwear lain li
kanjoos: ah kinne da
Dukandar: Rs 600.
kanjoos: bhra daily wear dikha koi party wear nahi
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« on: April 20, 2012, 09:29:45 PM »
Ek aalsi se uske dost ne kaha:-suna hai tum faoj main bharti hone ja rahe ho.
Aalsi Dost:-are nahin,mujhe to ye bhi nahin pata ki badook ka muh kidhar karna hai?
Pehla dost:-koi baat nahin, kahin bhi rakhoge, desh ka bhala hi hoga.
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« on: April 20, 2012, 09:27:40 PM »
Teacher- tum bade hokar kya karoge
Student-shadi..
Teacher-nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge
Student-dulha..
Teacher-oho,i mean bade hoker kya hasil karoge
student-dulhan!
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« on: April 20, 2012, 09:22:34 PM »
Kairan bai college ch ik munda kathe parde c
Munda kudi nu pasand karn lag jaanda te onha gallbaat karni shuru kar dinda
hauli hauli galbaat wadh jaandi munda number mang lainda kudi number de dindi
fir munda mauka paa k purpose maarda takda jeha kudi jhatt haan kar dindi
ik din munda onhu hor munde na fad lainda oh tang jeha ho janda kehnda marr jaana aitki ta
munde da buda takda hunda tin manzli kothi hundi a oh sikharli manzil te chad janda
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te udhron shaktimaan langda hunda hun dekhna eh a k shaktimaan munde nu bacha sakuga k nahi janan li aitbaar 12 waje doordarshan te dekhna na bhulleyo shaktimaan yeh aatam shakti hai duniya badal sakti hai
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note:(joke uda chori da a hindi ch c par punjabi version main bnaaya) :D:
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college ch ik kudi munda*****
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« on: April 20, 2012, 05:08:37 PM »
Ek aurat:-jab tumhara talak hua tha tab to tumhara ek hi bachcha tha.ab 3 kaise?
Doosri:-who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the.
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« on: April 20, 2012, 05:04:54 PM »
Master- Dasso bacheyo jehde galat kamm karde oh kithe jaande
Student- sangda sangda
Moterwala kamra , kamaadh , toodhi wala kamra, shinestar hotel
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« on: April 20, 2012, 05:01:30 PM »
Chota baby- mummy raat ko jab me susu karne gaya to bathroom Ki light jal gayi,
Mummy- haramjade tu aaj fir freeze me susu kar aaya…!!
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« on: April 20, 2012, 05:00:08 PM »
Raja or Rani ne fix kiya ki ab baat Mobile se nhi
Kabutar se karenge.1 din Rani ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.
Raja bola: Ye kya?
Rani boli miss call yaar
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« on: April 20, 2012, 04:58:40 PM »
Love te Arrange marriage vich ki fark a ? :waitin: :wait:
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Love marriage ch apni girlfriend naal vyaah karde a
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te Arrange marriage ch
Kise Hor di
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