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« on: May 04, 2012, 09:13:56 PM »
Ek saheli(Dusri se): 4 saal pehle jab tumhara talaak hua tha, tab tumhara 1 bachcha tha ab 3 kaise ? Kya tumne dusri shadi kar li hai ?
Dusri Saheli(Hichkich a te hue): Dusri shadi to nahi ki par ye beech mai kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jaate hai. .
:D: :D:
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« on: May 04, 2012, 09:06:24 PM »
amli adh mareya jeha peya hunda
Bhikhaari: hun marn to pehla ta meharbaani karke kuch dedo
Amli: saleyo jaan ta den lagga hor tuhanu ki chahida hun :D:
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« on: May 04, 2012, 08:58:53 PM »
Rabb ne kudi nu sohna bnaaya
Maadha Mota shakki dmaag v deta
ghaint jehiyan akhan ta chalo de ditiya
gulaabi bull ( haaye kya baatan 8->)
pyaar bhareya dil v deta
Te fer jubaan de k harek cheej te paani fer ditta
:D: :D:
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« on: May 03, 2012, 12:26:59 PM »
At an INDIAN bus stand,
An American Doctor got Heart attack
After reading a Book's Name..!!
Guess the name of that book??
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"How to Become a DOCTOR in 30Days". Rs 50/- :D: :D:
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« on: May 02, 2012, 02:20:29 PM »
2 lover 1 plate vich Gol-Gappe khaande c
1 duje diyan akhan vich pyaar naal dekhde,
Kudi(pyar naal):idda kyun dekh reha ?
Munda: Thoda hauli kha la bhukhiye :D:
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« on: May 02, 2012, 02:16:32 PM »
Paper paun wele.
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aa v ho gya
aa v ho gya
aa v ho gya,
te aa v ho gya,
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result aun wele
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Aa ki ho gya ? :D: :D:
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« on: April 30, 2012, 05:24:44 AM »
Ek admi Dr. Nu-
tusi parchi vich ida da ki likhde
jehda sirf medical store waleya nu samjh aunda
Dr.: Main likhda
Main ta lutt leya hun tusi v lutt lo :D:
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« on: April 30, 2012, 05:16:42 AM »
Kudi: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai,
aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..??
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Munda: darwaaza la leya kar baaki sukh a
:angr: :angr:
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:D: :D: smile pauni c
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« on: April 30, 2012, 05:13:55 AM »
2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare
1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle
2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle
… Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c
thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn”
dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian
jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo”
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 29, 2012, 07:06:31 PM »
lol haha :D: :kamli:
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« on: April 29, 2012, 11:15:21 AM »
kinne aukhe ho k sunne dil nu abaad keeta
ki dassa ajj tenu kinni baari yaad keeta
saanu dilon kadd dil laun di salaah ditti
kinna saada haij waah sohneya swaad keeta
saade na koi fit asin kise nu na raas aaye
unjh saada pichha kinneya ne tere baad keeta
tu v kujh baneya na asin v tabaah hoye
Rabb jaane "DEBI" kinhe kinhu barbaad keeta
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« on: April 28, 2012, 10:40:39 AM »
Puttar: Daddy ki tusi hanere wich v likh sakde ho ?
Baapu : haan sayad, likhna kithe hai, te likhna ki a?
Puttar: jyada nahi,bus report card te tuhade sign chaide a!
:D: :D:
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« on: April 28, 2012, 10:36:10 AM »
ik ajihi gal jo students pehlan v kehnde si, hun v kehnde h, te age v kehnde rehnge?
bas next exam ch taan pehlan hi padhna start kar dena. :D: :D:
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Kade a jaave cheta urban estate wali naar da
jihde piche roz c ghaidi te ghaidi maar da
maar da ohde to jind jaan vaarda
saada saara hisaab heer ranjhe de naal da
pehli takkni ch hi mere te kehar kargi
naina naal 12 bor vala fair kargi
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« on: April 28, 2012, 10:31:42 AM »
5+5 kine hunde a ?
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is swaal da jwaab v thalleyon labb rahe a ?
nalaiko school ki karn gaye c :D: :D:
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« on: April 27, 2012, 11:22:02 PM »
Jailer : tenu kal 4 vaje fansi de diti javegi.
Kaidhi : jor jor naal hasan lgya.
Jailer : hash Q riha hai?
Kaidhi : main taan uthda hi 9 vaje haan :D: :D:
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« on: April 27, 2012, 11:19:10 PM »
Munda BMW wich apni girlfriend naal jande hoye achanak,
Munda: main tenu jhoot boliya si,
Kudi: ki?
Munda: main married haan.
Kud: tusi taan dra hi dita si,
mainu lgya tusi kahoge eh BMW tuhadi nhi . :D: :D:
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« on: April 27, 2012, 11:16:04 PM »
1 AMLI: kal 5 sal to bad mera putt jail toh wapas aa riha h.
2 AMLI: usnu taan 6 sal di sja si?
1 AMLI: usde ache bartaw kaaran usdi 1 sal di sja kam ho gyi.
2 AMLI: bda vadiya! Rabba eho jihe putt sab nu dyi.
:D: :D:
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« on: April 27, 2012, 11:11:58 PM »
Amli drakht te chadeya ta bandar utte betha c kehnda utte kyun aaya
Amli: saib (apple) khaan layi
Bandar: saib ? eh ta amb da drakht a
Amli: pata a mainu saleya taahi ta saib naal laike aaya
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 27, 2012, 09:59:10 PM »
GHARWALA : sir meri gharwali gwach gyi,
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DAAKMASTER: Eh daak khana hai police chauki nhi,
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GHARWALA : ki karan.. kithe javan.. khushi de maare mainu kuch samajh nhi aa riha. :D:
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« on: April 27, 2012, 09:56:23 PM »
AJJ RAATI 12 WAJJAN TO BAAD
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THALLE KI DEKHDE HO TUHADA APNA DMAAG NI KAMM KARDA 12 TO BAAD 1 HI WAJJUGA :D: :D:
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