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« on: May 08, 2012, 07:13:34 PM »
Mummy kinne kisam di hundi a ?
AALSI MUMMY - "ikko gall tenu kinni kinni baar dassni paindi a??!!" :D:
DHAMKAAUN WALI MUMMY - "aan de tere baapu nu, dassdi a onhu" :D:
History PASAND MUMMY APNI KUDI NU - "jado main tere umar di c ghar de saare kamm kar laindi c " :D:
FUTURE DASSAN WALI MUMMY: Mainu pata c eh tod k hatna tu :D:
CONFUSED MUMMY- "Main insaan a k machine a ? :D:
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Saadi mummy- "LAPTOP DE VICH HI WADHJA KANJRA :D: :D:
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« on: May 08, 2012, 07:04:54 PM »
FIRE ko AAG kehte hain,
virendar ko sehwaad kehte hain,
GARDEN ko BAAG kahte
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"EXAMS" k samay jo
kaam na kare,
Use DIMAG kehte hain :D: :D:
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« on: May 08, 2012, 07:02:32 PM »
Boy to slim grl: apni body ta dekh haddiyan hi haddiyan ne
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Grl: taahi ini dair to sochdi a mere kol kutta kyun khada :D: :D:
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« on: May 08, 2012, 07:00:49 PM »
Mor morni nu kiss karn laggeya
Morni kehndi ruki te aale dwaale dekhan lag jaandi
Mor: ki ho geya jaanu?
Morni- dekhdi discovery wale taa ni a nahi ta sale mms bna lainde a :D: :D:
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« on: May 08, 2012, 06:10:19 PM »
Why are boys worth loving..??
¤ The way they HUG you when you cry!
¤ The way they keep looking at you 8-> & when you ask
'idda kyun dekhi jaana?'
They say"le hun dekh v ni sakda?" :pagel:
¤ The way dey r jealous wen a boy flirts wid u.
¤ The way they put their heads on your laps or shoulders when they're sad.
¤ The way they dont let you go back when you come to meet them.
¤ The way dey say "I LOVE YOU & I MISS YOU" & u want d moment to just pause
right there ♥
¤ The way dey take out ur hair band & say "khulle baalan vich jayda sohni lagdi a!"
¤ The way dey try to convince u wen u get angry.
¤ The way dey say "ajj ta sohni hi bahut lagdi a ki gall a maarna koi
lol :pagel: !"
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« on: May 08, 2012, 05:15:54 PM »
Sharaabi ik whisky da wadda peg bnaake kehnda
Sharaabi: le taste kar inhu
Gharwali: cheeeeeeeeee kinni kaudhi a
Sharaabi: le dekh fer tu sochdi khare main roz aish hi karda :D: :D:
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« on: May 08, 2012, 05:05:17 PM »
Doctor da vyaah ida hona chahida
Mehndi di jagah dettol solution laaya jaave
Baraat ambulance vich jaave
vyaah hospital vich hove
Photoya di jagah xray kitte jaan :D:
najaara hi a jaave je khaane vich
vitamin c and b dia goliya den :D:
Baraatiya nu chaa te cold drink di jagah
Gulucose te ors ditta jaave
ik duje de gale vich haar di jagah stethoscope paun
kaash ida ho sakda
:D: :D:
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« on: May 06, 2012, 10:26:41 AM »
1. Mehbuba k pyar me mar gaya peter..
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Ltr..
2. Agar ho bimar to dhundo chemist..
My name is Khan am not a terrorist..
3. raat k 2 bje baji ghar ki bell..
Maine Gate Khola, Chowkidar bola ALL IZZ WELL..
4. Karna padta hai apne kharcho pe kabu..
Ek chutki sindur ki kimat tum kya jano ramesh babu??
5. Tum bin hum kaise ji payege..
"Aayenge! Mere Karan Arjun aayenge"
6. Call karne se pehle balance jaachna.
Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna
:D: :D:
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« on: May 06, 2012, 10:24:58 AM »
A FACT !!!
3 Kinds of Men..
ASIAN-Has Wife & GF bt Luvs Wife d Most
AMRICAN-Has Wife & GF bUt Luvs GF d Most
ARAB-Has 14 Wifes & 9 GFs bUt Luvs his CAMEL
d most... :D: :D: :D:
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« on: May 06, 2012, 10:21:05 AM »
Height of Fashion..!!
A 3 years old Boy....
Telling his mom :-
Mom,
Pamper maadha jeha
thalle banneyo
Dashing look aundi a... :D: :D:
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« on: May 06, 2012, 10:19:29 AM »
India- The only country where
distance is measured in minutes per hours
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"Bass yaar 5 mint da hi raah a :D:
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« on: May 05, 2012, 07:29:21 AM »
Super attitude
Munda: Hi
Kudi: Hi ki main tuhanu jaandi haan ?
Munda(in cool tune): naah naah teri inni aukaat kithe :D: :D:
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« on: May 05, 2012, 12:04:20 AM »
ਰਾਕੇਸ਼ ( ਡਾਕਟਰ nu ) - ਡਾਕਟਰ ਸਾਹਿਬ ਮੈਂ ਅੱਜ ਦਸ ਵਜੇ utheya ਉਦੋਂ ਤੋਂ ਮੈਨੂੰ saah ਲੈਣ ਵਿੱਚ ਮੁਸ਼ਕਿਲ ਹੋ ਰਹੀ ਹੈ ।
ਡਾਕਟਰ - ਪੁੱਤਰ ਜਲਦੀ ਉਠਾ ਕਰੋ , ਕਿਉਂਕਿ ਸਾਰੀ ਆਕਸੀਜਨ (oxygen) ਤਾਂ ਬਾਬਾ ਰਾਮਦੇਵ ਅਤੇ ਉਸਦੇ ਚੇਲੇ ਖਿੱਚ ਲੈਂਦੇ ne
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« on: May 04, 2012, 09:49:45 PM »
Munda kudi nu propose maarda
Kudi : tu thappad khaana oye
Munda:
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fer baad vich jehda mukka paina oh ?
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« on: May 04, 2012, 09:41:32 PM »
Wife: Tusi mainu pyaar karde ?
Husband apne 5 jwaaka wall ishaare karke
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eh diwali bumper cho nikkle a ?
:D: :D:
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« on: May 04, 2012, 09:38:04 PM »
Son-I got Punished in school 2day
Dad-Y?
Son- teacher pointed scale twrds me saying
At d end of dis scale ther is an idiot
I just askd which end?
:D: :D:
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« on: May 04, 2012, 09:31:07 PM »
GirL-Wat do u hv to say about our luv?
Boy-Juz try counting d star's!
Girl-Dat means its infinite..?
Boy-No!Its a waste of Time!!
:D: :D:
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« on: May 04, 2012, 09:27:59 PM »
Sharabi Banda jhidkeya to bachan li kitaab khol k beh jaanda
Gharwali: Fer pee k aaya ajj ?
Gharwala: Nahi
Gharwali: fer eh suitcase khol k kyun betha ?
:D: :D:
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« on: May 04, 2012, 09:22:40 PM »
Ek maulavi FASION TV dekhda c
Ek admi: hazoor tusi v
maulavi: allah kasam main ta nafrat di nigaah naal dekh reha c
:D: :D:
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« on: May 04, 2012, 09:18:35 PM »
Boy : may I kiss u?
Girl : No
Boy again : May I kiss u?
Girl : No..
Boy desperatelyasks :
PLEASEEEEE
MAY I KISS U?
Girl : Kutte, kaminey...
Teacher thodi
naa hoon jo permission
maang raha hai ZABARDASTI
nahin Kar
sakta
kya ?
:D: :D:
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