1 kudi road te khadi c
1 munda bike te ja reha c
oh u turn maarke onhu puchda pachaaneya mainu
Munda- Bevkoofe hune ta hale tere sahmneyo lang k geya
haiga ta bakwaas jeha hi joke a mainu ta aap ni haasa aaya enhu padhke
eh sirf thonu dassan li a k bakwaas joke v hunde a
June 19, 2013, 10:18:07 AM
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Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If u Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up..
It is Like..
A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.!
Teacher Munde nu : How many planets are there ?
Munda: Mars, Venus, Jupiter
Munda: aaa aaa
Teacher: Hor suna ?
Munda: bass sir ji theek thaak tusi sunayo
Girl setting password with Boy-Friend sitting beside her
She types “BRAIN” as password
Boy-Friend fell off his chair Laughing Bcoz
Laptop replied: TOO SMALL
Munda- Can i Hold your Hand?
Kudi- Bcoz it Hurts when you Leave it.
eh dekho saadi sali acting te kudiya di over acting
Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.
After surgery When the girl woke up
only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
She starts crying ..
Father: Just kidding..
Bahar khada samose kha raha hai
exams vich mere varga nalaik student monitor nu
Nalaik student baar baar puch reha : oye kutteya kuch ta dakhaade
Monitor (lakoke) : mainu ta aap ni aunda ki dassa
Nalaik student : ta hor saleya apneo peo nu love letter likh k sheet bhari a
Girl to boy on her birthday - where is my gift ?
Boy - oh dekh red colour di ferrari dikhdi a ?
kudi bahut khush ho k haan haan jaanu
Boy- bass jama ose rang di nailpolish laike aaya tere layi
A son at college wanted money...
He sent sms to his DAD...
Read this "Love letter". It is so funny .cute ,Loving and
This is a love letter from a boy to a
However, the girl's father does not like him
and want them to stop their
relationship... ... and
So the boy wrote this letter
to the girl..
He knows that the girl's father will
definitely read this letter..
1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I neverwanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. Noone is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favour
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think
25 I am still your boyfriend."
So bad!! However, before handing over the
letter to the girl,
the boy told the girl to"READ
BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read
188.8.131.52.9.11.13 .184.108.40.206.23 .25. (Odd
dbaara padheyo ik ik number skip karke odd numbers padheyo bass :P
on: May 08, 2012, 06:13:34 PM 31 Fun Shun Junction / Jokes Majaak / Mummy kinne kisam di hundi a ????
Mummy kinne kisam di hundi a ?
AALSI MUMMY - "ikko gall tenu kinni kinni baar dassni paindi a??!!"
DHAMKAAUN WALI MUMMY - "aan de tere baapu nu, dassdi a onhu"
History PASAND MUMMY APNI KUDI NU - "jado main tere umar di c ghar de saare kamm kar laindi c "
FUTURE DASSAN WALI MUMMY: Mainu pata c eh tod k hatna tu
CONFUSED MUMMY- "Main insaan a k machine a ?
Saadi mummy- "LAPTOP DE VICH HI WADHJA KANJRA
Why are boys worth loving..??
¤ The way they HUG you when you cry!
¤ The way they keep looking at you & when you ask
'idda kyun dekhi jaana?'
They say"le hun dekh v ni sakda?"
¤ The way dey r jealous wen a boy flirts wid u.
¤ The way they put their heads on your laps or shoulders when they're sad.
¤ The way they dont let you go back when you come to meet them.
¤ The way dey say "I LOVE YOU & I MISS YOU" & u want d moment to just pause
right there ♥
¤ The way dey take out ur hair band & say "khulle baalan vich jayda sohni lagdi a!"
¤ The way dey try to convince u wen u get angry.
¤ The way dey say "ajj ta sohni hi bahut lagdi a ki gall a maarna koi
on: April 21, 2012, 01:00:36 AM 33 Fun Shun Junction / Jokes Majaak / Mundeya te kudiya de gifta da farak
ek kudi duji kudi nu gift dindi a
a chakk saleya kudi da number par vich mera naam ni auna chahida