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Jokes Majaak / Re: punjab police.....
« on: May 05, 2008, 06:11:37 AM »
lolz____

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nice g_

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Shayari / Re: Wekhi kida tere bajo
« on: May 05, 2008, 05:51:08 AM »
ki pata g _ shed o v mennu samj gey huni aa

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Shayari / Wekhi kida tere bajo
« on: May 04, 2008, 06:13:03 PM »
~~!!~~Wekhi kida tere bajo "Sajna",, main tadaf tadaf k marna ae...gum teri duri wala baut aukha jarna ae mai...tadfda si...tadfda haa te tadafda he ramaga...dunia de samne hassanga te ikala beh k rovanga...dukh seh jamaga chup kar k par kise nu nai kamaga...ban k khak main  duhl vich mil jana...main tere hundia b ikala si...tere bajo b ikala ae..te ikala rah rah k pathar ban jana...pata b nai lagna es jag nu na honi kise nu saar...ek din othe tur jana jitho kadi mur k na auna....tere bajo "Baljit" na ta sachi tadaf tadaf k mar jana...mar jana...sachi mar jana~~!!~

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Shayari / Re: sanu rava ke....
« on: May 04, 2008, 06:09:47 PM »
~~!!~~Dil kite laun toh pehla zara soch samaj layiyo....apna kise nu banon toh pehla zara soch samaj layiyo...hassan gey saare he tuhade te...kise nu gal dil di kahan toh pehla zara soch samaj layiyo...."Baljit” wangu har koi dukh nai seh sakda...tusi ah dukh sehan toh pehla zara soch samaj layiyo...ishq di chot kasuti ae ...tuis ah chot kahoun toh pehla zara soch samaj layiyo....tut da ae dil baut jor naal kise de dur jaan te...tusi apna dil tuuuran toh pehla zara soch samaj layiyo~~!!~`

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Shayari / Re: sanu rava ke....
« on: May 04, 2008, 06:02:12 PM »
dil diyan gallan nu kaun janda..
assin keh vi na paye..
oho jaan be na paaye..
assin chup de chup hi reh gaye..
te oh sade dil nu pehchan vu paye...

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Shayari / sanu rava ke....
« on: May 04, 2008, 04:51:51 PM »
Sanu Rava Ke je Mildi Khushi Tainu,

Sadi Har Khushi Tetho Kubaan Yarra,

Jind Vech K Je Mil Je Pyaar Tera,

Hass-Hass Ke Vaar Daya Jaan Yarra...

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Shayari / Re: pani ch beh.......
« on: May 04, 2008, 04:45:34 PM »
ok g_

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Shayari / Re: ik ladka ........
« on: May 04, 2008, 04:42:41 PM »
thx 22 g_

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Jokes Majaak / ek ladki thi.....
« on: May 04, 2008, 04:39:09 PM »
Ek ladki thi deewani si

Mobile lekar chalti thi

Nazrain jhuka ke

Sharma ke

Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi

Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko

Par jaane kis se darti thi

Jab bhi milti thi mujhse

Yehi poochha karti thi

Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai

aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai...

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Jokes Majaak / khat......
« on: May 04, 2008, 04:35:54 PM »
Girl : aisa khat likh ke pa sajna, meri umar beet jaye pardi di .
Boy : f;%(i=01>xE'1;i:e$ya#>#"e!>;=*e(p+>i*<tf!)*2<wq@:lkj,ty*oi=uy&sa%zxi=iii<er=(i0+io) Le hun padi jaa.....

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Punjab bachaoo.....
« on: May 04, 2008, 04:31:01 PM »
waha waha g_

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Shayari / Re: ik ladka ........
« on: May 04, 2008, 12:12:46 PM »
Bina dhokha khaye ehsaas nahi hota..... har koi duniya mein khaas nahi hota.... jiski aarzoo dil se ho jaati hai.... wohi shaqs humare pass nahi hota.....

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Shayari / ik ladka ........
« on: May 04, 2008, 12:02:32 PM »
Ek ladka andha tha, sabhi use nafrat karte the, sirf uksi GF ke siva. Vo hamesha kehta tha ki agar mein dekh sakta to tumse shadi karta. Achaanak ek din kisi ne
use aankhe daan kar di. Usne apni GF ko dekha, vo bhi andhi thi, vo use dekh kar hairaan tha ki vo bhi andhi hai. Ladki boli kia abb tum mujhse shaadi karoge?
ladke ne saaf mana kar dia. to ladki yeh kehkar chali gai, ki jo aankhe meine tumhe daan ki hai unka khyaal rakhna....

& THIS IS LOVE

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Shayari / waqt mile to hame yaad kar lena
« on: May 04, 2008, 11:59:31 AM »
.......waqt mile to hame yaad kar lena, pal pal na sahi, din mai ek bar yaad kar lena dost honge aap ke  hazar, par hum bhi hai itna yaad kar lena........

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Shayari / pani ch beh.......
« on: May 04, 2008, 11:54:12 AM »
...pani ch beh kai heva labda reha ek baweffa kolo weffa labda reha hathi terashia jihra pather da butt us wicho khuda labda reha tar tar kitta jine apni rooh da libas us nage badan cho hiyan labda reha...

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Pics / Re: Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa...
« on: May 04, 2008, 11:52:20 AM »
nice. pic.......

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Jokes Majaak / Re: punjab police.....
« on: May 04, 2008, 11:49:45 AM »
Jise samjha lehar pepsi, woh nikli zehar pepsi .
Jise samjha coca cola, woh nikla dhokha cola .
Is liye aaj ke baad no more SOFT DRINKS, only WHISKY - kabhi na risky.. Laugh;)..

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Punjab bachaoo.....
« on: May 04, 2008, 11:44:57 AM »
Doodh mein urea,
Mineral water mai caustic soda,
Cola mai pesticides,
Cadbury mai keede,
Paani bhi kharaab,
Pure bachi hai to sirf sharaab !

CHEERS.........

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Jokes Majaak / punjab police.....
« on: May 04, 2008, 11:43:19 AM »
Pind de kol ik jungle vich sher (lion) aa gaya, pehla u.s.a. di police ne labhan da jor la liya, Fer england di police aayi par sher na labhyaa,Aakhir punjab police nu labhan da mouka ditta gaya .
Next din punjab police ne police station vich ik bandar (monkey) faryaa hoyaa si, Te saare hi us nu kut rahe san te keh rahe si, "keh saleyaa main hi sher haan ."

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