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Jokes Majaak / Re: Just imagine...
« on: December 15, 2010, 06:36:55 AM »
yeah mein v same write kita c.....str@tex
Stratex.

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Gup Shup / Re: Jae koi kuri Russ jae
« on: December 15, 2010, 06:34:54 AM »
22 eh gallan tan puranian ho gian.....aj kal tan kalle hi rahida......apni koi banauni ni te begani chhadni ni

apne walon mnon ch koi kami na shado  poori respect nal, par pher v j oda nak ucha e aa tan faltu di tensn na leo , kaeaan di adat v hundi aa kise nu dukh de k mje lena, ohnu uche pakwaana di adat pe gayi hai. ohnu taude nalo koi hor vadia treeke nal mna sakda hai so leave it. be cool. mje ch raho. j ohnu kadi kise din tuadi dosti di kadar payi tan , muh na mre kareo bula leo. galti sab kar lende aa. taude kolo v ho sakdi.

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Gup Shup / Re: Jae koi kuri Russ jae
« on: December 15, 2010, 12:42:43 AM »
22 j purani hi koi navan khasam bhaal lave....fer tan sanu v navin labhni hi paini aa na........

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Jokes Majaak / Re: A Boy And A Girl In Love..
« on: December 15, 2010, 12:41:31 AM »
narcotic jatti tainu ki ho gya

:omg: :omg:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: A Boy And A Girl In Love..
« on: December 14, 2010, 08:06:45 AM »
hahahahha.......punjabi kudiye kamal krti.........main aina serious ho k padh reha c love story......climax te tan hadd hi karti

A boy and a girl were in love.
 
When the girl's father came to know
about their love, he did not like it at
all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers
decided to leave their homes for a happy
future.

The girl's father started searching for
the two lovers but could not find
them .

At last, he accepted their love and
asked them to come back home thru a

local newspaper. Her father said "If
you both come back I will allow you to marry the
guy you love, I accept that you loved
each other truly."

So in this way, their love won and they
returned home.

The couple next day went to town to shop
for the wedding dress. He was dressed
in a white shirt that day. While he was
crossing the road to the other side to
get some drinks for his wife, a car
came and hit him and he died on the spot.

The girl was devastated and lost her
senses. It was only after sometime that
she recovered from her shock.

The funeral and cremation was the very
next day because he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had
a dream in which she saw an old lady.
The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood
stains of the guy from her daughter's
dress as soon as possible. But her
mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same
dream , he also ignored it. Then the
girl had the same dream the next night, she
woke up in fear and told her mother
about the dream. Her mother asked her
to wash the clothes with the blood
stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained.
Next night she again had the same
dream. She again washed the stains but some
still remained. But again the next
night she had the same dream and this
time the old lady gave her a last
warning to wash the blood stain, or
else something terrible would happen.

This time the girl tried her best to
wash the stains, and the clothes
nearly tore, but some stains still remained.
She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while
she was alone at home, someone knocked
on the door. When she opened the door
she saw the same old lady of her dream
standing at her door. She got very
scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up... and gave her
a blue object, which shocked the girl.

She asked "What is this...?" The old
lady replied...

..

..

"This is Nirma Washing Powder"

"Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma

Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye,

Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,

sabki pasand nirma

Washing powder nirma,Washing powder Nirma.Nirma"

10 ka 1, do pe ek free

 

I know how you all are feeling now.

I have been through this too.


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Jokes Majaak / Re: agarbatti...
« on: December 14, 2010, 02:33:54 AM »
HAHA.....NICE ENGLISH..........EH AAP BNAI AA K KITON SIKHI AA

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Shayari / Re: Ki Jane koi sada haal (gurmukhi)
« on: December 14, 2010, 02:32:44 AM »
MIND BLOWING............... :pjrocks: :pjrocks: :pjrocks:

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Shayari / Re: COLD WAR AGAINST COLD BLOOD
« on: December 14, 2010, 02:31:41 AM »
SAHI KEHA BRAR SAAB

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Shayari / Re: fake face ..MY OWN WORDS ABOUT MY BLACKNESS....
« on: December 14, 2010, 02:30:34 AM »
AWESOMEEEEEEEE.....



har koi gumda hai mere shaiher ch ik nakli  chehra lai k.
dekh ke duniya de rang main v asli chehra chupan layi ik nakaab pa liya.

hun mainu koi aokha nahi aaapni dil di kaalkh nu lukona.
hun te main pailan tonh v sohna dikhda sab ne bhulekha kha liya.

pailan zameer maarni paindi c duniya de raahan te chaldiyan,
hun te khushi hundi ai k main apna bda uchaa rate la liya.

samei de naal chalna meri mazboori ban gayi c.
main te apne sayan de naal chaln di koshish keeti c,
te lok kainde ne k 'Jass 'ch badalaa aa gaya.

main hun oh ni rihaa jo kadei hunda c mitti da bout(statue) ,
hun mann nu te koi shanti nahi rahi per pathar ho k v BRAR har thaan chhaa riha...

har koi gumda hai mere shaiher ch ik nakli  chehra lai k.
dekh ke duniya de rang main v asli chehra chupan layi ik nakaab pa liya.


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Shayari / Re: Do u agree with Sajjan?????
« on: December 14, 2010, 02:29:38 AM »
BRAR SAAB BAHUT SOHNIAN GALLAN LIKHIAN

:hihpanga:
Kuz changa maada aakh liya,
tainu apna jaan k aakh liya.
gall samz lai meri ik pyare,
sajjna walon bole shabad kade sajjna layi taanei nahi hundei..

gussa gila banda apniya te karda,
russ-da v man-nn de layi ai.
je do din hass k naa bole sajjan,
edan kadei sajjna layi, sajjna sajjan begane nahi hundei..............

mazbooriyan v mardiyan ne kayi waari,
unz waadiyon bhajan da koi aadi ni hunda.
dukh vich v peenda ai kayi waar banda,
har banda BRARA kadei nit da sharabi ni hunda.
kayi vaari apnei rishte bachaondeya,
sajjna hathon sajjan katil ho jaande ne unz sajjana ne kadei sajjna te bannei nishane ni hundei............................

ki eh sach ai je koi sajjan hi ho gaya fir te tu main te main tu ho gaya fir koi apne aap nu maada kinjh bol sakda fir begana kinjh ho sakda te fir oh apne aap da kaatil kinjh ho sakda???
what u thinking about it?? please reply for this ur view if u get time




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Shayari / Re: Naal Coke de tu Sandwich Khavein
« on: December 14, 2010, 02:28:46 AM »
KYA BAATAN 2 2JI......ATT AA

ਜਾ ਕੇ ਤੂਂ ਸਮੁਂਦਰਾ ਤੋ ਪਾਰ ਨੀ ਪਂਜਾਬਣੇ
ਦਿੱਤਾ ਸਾਰਾ ਵਿਰਸਾ ਵਿਸਾਰ ਨੀ ਪਂਜਾਬਣੇ
ਛੱਡ ਕੇ ਤੂਂ ਹੁਣ ਸਾਰੇ ਜਾਗੋ ਗਿੱਧਿਆ ਨੂਂ ਹੁਣ ਡਿਸਕੋ ਕਲੱਬਾ ਵਿੱਚ ਜਾ ਵੇ
ਨੀ ਲੱਸੀ ਦਾ ਸਵਾਦ ਭੁੱਲ ਗਈ ਨਾਲ ਕੋਕ ਦੇ ਤੂਂ ਸੇਂਡਵੇਜ ਖਾਵੇ


ਵਂਝਲੀ ਦੇ ਬੋਲਾ ਦੀ ਦਿਵਾਨੀ ਕਦੇ ਹੀਰ ਸੀ
ਢੋਲ ਦੀ ਧਮਕ ਦੇਦੀ ਕਾਲਜੇ ਨੂਂ ਚੀਰ ਸੀ
ਸੁਣਦੀ ਏ ਮਾਇਕਲ ਦੇ ਪੋਪ ਸੋਂਗ ਨਿੱਤ ਆਪ ਬਰਿਟਨੀ ਦੀ ਸੁਰ ਵਿੱਚ ਗਾਵੇ
ਨੀ ਲੱਸੀ ਦਾ ਸਵਾਦ ਭੁੱਲ ਗਈ ਨਾਲ ਕੋਕ ਦੇ ਤੂਂ ਸੇਂਡਵੇਜ ਖਾਵੇ


ਦਿਸਦੀ ਨਾ ਸਿਰ ਤੇਰੇ ਸੂਹੀ ਸੂਹੀ ਫੁਲਕਾਰੀ ਨੀ
ਬੋਬੀ ਕੱਟ ਵਾਲ ਮੱਤ ਫੇਸ਼ਨਾ ਨੇ ਮਾਰੀ ਨੀ
ਮਂਨਣ ਪਹਿਰਾਵਾ ਹੀ ਪਂਜਾਬੀ ਇਜੱਤ ਨੀ ਤੂਮ ਇਜੱਤ ਨੂਂ ਮਿੱਟੀ ਚੰ ਮਿਲਾਵੇ
ਨੀ ਲੱਸੀ ਦਾ ਸਵਾਦ ਭੁੱਲ ਗਈ ਨਾਲ ਕੋਕ ਦੇ ਤੂਂ ਸੇਂਡਵੇਜ ਖਾਵੇ


ਕੁਹਾਲੇ ਦਾ ਸਨਦੀਪ ਤੇਨੂਂ ਇਹੋ ਸਮਝਾਵੇ ਨੀ
ਲੱਘਿਆ ਵਾਕਤ ਕਾਦੇ ਹੱਥ ਚੰ ਨਾ ਆਵੇ ਨੀ
ਪਾਵੀ ਫੇਰਾ ਕਦੇ ਤੂਂ ਕੋਹਾਲੇ ਪਿਂਡ ਵਿੱਚ ਜਦੋ ਭੁਲਕੇ ਤੂਂ ਇਂਡੀਆ ਨੂਂ ਆਵੇ
ਨੀ ਲੱਸੀ ਦਾ ਸਵਾਦ ਭੁੱਲ ਗਈ ਨਾਲ ਕੋਕ ਦੇ ਤੂਂ ਸੇਂਡਵੇਜ ਖਾਵੇ



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Shayari / Re: Lok Thath Shayari
« on: December 14, 2010, 02:27:43 AM »
SACHI GALL KITI AA 22 JI

ਯਾਰ ਗਦਾਰ ,ਵੇਲਣ ਨਾਰ,ਖੋਟੀ ਸਰਕਾਰ.ਤੇ ਝੂਠਾ ਪਿਆਰ ਇਹਨਾ ਤੋ ਬਚਕੇ
ਬੇ ਤੁਲਿਆ ਭਾਰ,ਪਾਣੀ ਵਿੱਚ ਗਾਰ,ਬਿਜਲੀ ਦੀ ਤਾਰ,ਤੇ ਸਾਲੇ ਚੋਰ ਗੀਤਕਾਰ ਇਹਨਾ ਤੋ ਬੱਚਕੇ


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Jokes Majaak / sAVE GIRLS....
« on: December 14, 2010, 01:28:25 AM »
Tiger 1411 hain india mein....

Lakde aur ladki ki ration.... 1000:824

Plzz save girls....

Tiger bacha ke kya karoge...

Sherni to patne se rahi....

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Jokes Majaak / Superstition....
« on: December 14, 2010, 01:24:15 AM »
I a cat crosses
U Wen U R
Going somewhere,
It means....
The cat is also
Going somewhere!!

Think positive..
MEEEEEOW  :happy:

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Shayari / jaam par jaam.....
« on: December 14, 2010, 01:19:56 AM »
Jaam par jaam peene se kya fayda....

Aaj piyoge kal utar jayegi....

Do boond kisi ki mast nigahon se piyo...

Kasam se sari zindagi nashe mein guzar jayegi.....

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Jokes Majaak / Funny sayings.....
« on: December 14, 2010, 01:15:57 AM »
Funny Sayings:

1. Ur future depends on ur dreams....(so go to sleep)

2. Hardwork never kills anyone.....(but why to take risk)

3. Alcohol kills slowly........(so wat? who is in hurry?)

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Jokes Majaak / leakage in roof...
« on: December 14, 2010, 01:08:45 AM »
Sharma had a leakage on the roof over the dining table...



Plumber:.....when did u notice the leak??


Sharma:.......Last nite, when it took me 2 hours to finish my soup.....!!

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Jokes Majaak / Re: SEND ME A BROTHER......
« on: December 14, 2010, 01:03:24 AM »
......jag tan jeyondan de mele ne sajjna........  :loll: @ noxious...

jodis r made in heaven......maintenance charges r to paid on earth


 
lao bai mil gayi joddi, menu te lagda in a few months kudi nu purri punjabi aa jani te munde nu angreji :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: SEND ME A BROTHER......
« on: December 14, 2010, 01:00:15 AM »
stratos tussi jst search kro for jagga sandhu fb te.........mein on the top of search....lol

desi dood 22 tu kihdi prof da link paste mareya


http://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=101323609939383&fbb=rc192ae75&refid=7
stratos i think this will help u

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