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Jokes Majaak / Supreet de new bushiness....
« on: February 12, 2013, 05:41:12 PM »
Supreet to PAwan

Supreet-- main jehra v kam karda mainu ghaata pe janda
Pawan -- ki kam keeta ?  :mean:
Supreet -- jaahli notan di machine layi ,, main fadeya geya
Pawan--- kive  :wait:
Supreet --- 1500 rs. wala note bna betha c  :woried:
Supreet-- main 1500 wala note le ke ik dukaan te geya,, main keha bhaa-ji, bhaan de deo,, dukaan wale ne mainu 700-700 wale 2 note fdda dite  main keha ehe machine te gharo-ghar khajl ho rahi aaa, daffa karo es kam nu.

fir main souchea ameer  hona bahut jroori aaa .... koi hor kam karo
Supreet--fir mainGAGAN ( khao GAGAN,,raho MAGAN ) waleyaan di factory ch nokri kiti.
Pawan-- acha,, fir ?
Supreet-- main gheo da peepa chukeya,, ohna mainu maareya
Pawan--- par kyun ?
Supreet-- main chori chukeya c   :happy:
Pawan-- par tu te othe nonkri karn geya c
Supreet-- haan,, par odon chutti (ਛੁੱਟੀ) ho gayi c ,, jad main chukeya c
Pawan -- fer main soucheya ke ameer hona bahut jroori aaa....mehnatan karo......majdooriyaan karo.......cometiyan paao........ lok cometiyaan paa-paa ke AMIR ( rich ) ho rahe aaa
Pawan-- fer?
Supreet-- main commety ( ਕਮੇਟੀ ) paay......budhwaar wale din comety nikli, te veerwaar wale din oho maayi ( MATA ) nikl gayi, jihde wal commety paayi c
meri saari comety ohnu labhn te lag gayi

fer main soucheya ke ameer hona bahut jaroori aaa,, mehnatan karo,, majdooriyaan karo.

Pawan-- fer ?
Supreet-- main nehar ( ਨਹਿਰ ) te kacche ( ਕੱਛੇ ) kiraaye te laa laye
Pawan-- acha,, fer ?
Supreet-- haale kacche ( ਕੱਛੇ ) laa ke betha hi c...... ke nehr ( ਨਹਿਰ ) suk gayi 

main lokan nu badiyaan awaazan maariyaan....ke sukki nehar ( ਨਹਿਰ ) ch nahoun wale kacche ( ਕੱਛੇ ) aaa,, par meri kise ne naa suni  :break: :break:

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Gagan te usdi mashook...
« on: February 12, 2013, 05:22:30 PM »
Mashook:- Raati Tusi Mere Supne Ch Aaye c.. !!
Gagandeep :- Acchhaa.. Main Ki Kita Fer Supne Ch Aake.. ??
Mashook:- Aapan Bus Ch Jaa Rahe c Te Bus Da Accident HoGya c.. Te Neher VIch Digg Payi c
Saare Apne Aap Nu Bchaun De Treeke Labh Rahe c.. Parr Tusi Kuch Horr Labhh Rahe c
GAGAN  :blush::- Main Tenu Labh Riha c Naa..
Mashook:- Nahi Nahi tusi uchi uchi raula pa rahe c ki
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Oye Saala Conductor Kithhe Gya..
2 Rupaye Laine c..............  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh:

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Gup Shup / ਅਸਲ ਸਰਦਾਰੀ....
« on: February 06, 2013, 12:51:19 PM »
ਅਖੇ ਜੀ ਪੱਗ ਨਾਲ ਸਰਦਾਰੀ ਆ..... ਕੇਸਾਂ ਬਾਰੇ ਕਦੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੇ ਨੀ ਕਿਹਾ ...

ਅਸਲੀ ਸਰਦਾਰੀ ਈ ਕੇਸਾਂ ਨਾਲ ਆ.... ਬਾਈ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਓੁਹ ਕਿਮੇਂ ????

ਮੈਂ ਕਿਹਾ ਬਾਈ ਓੁਦਾਹਰਨ ਦਿੰਨਾ ਤੈਨੂੰ.... ਦੁੱਧ ਦੇਖਿਆ ਕਦੇ ???? ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਆਹੋ ਦੇਖਿਆ.... ਮੈਂ ਕਿਹਾ ਕਿੰਨੇ ਰੁਪਏ ਕਿੱਲੋ ਆ??
ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਬਾਈ ਸਾਡੇ ਤਾਂ 35 ਰੁਪਏ ਚੱਲਦਾ.... ਮੈਂ ਕਿਹਾ ਪਨੀਰ ਤੇ ਘਿਓੁ ਕੀਹਤੋਂ ਬਣਦਾ???? ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਦੁੱਧ ਤੋਂ..
ਮੈਂ ਕਿਹਾ ਪਨੀਰ ਤੇ ਘਿਓੁ ਕਿੰਨੇ ਰੁਪਏ ਕਿੱਲੋ ਆ ??
ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਬਾਈ ਪਨੀਰ 250 ਰੁਪਏ ਤੇ ਘਿਓੁ 150 ਰੁਪਏ ਕਿੱਲੋ...
ਮੈਂ ਕਿਹਾ ਹੁਣ ਤੂੰ ਦੱਸ ਬਈ ਸਰਦਾਰੀ ਦੁੱਧ ਦੀ ਹੋਈ ਜਾਂ ਪਨੀਰ ਤੇ ਘਿਓੁ ਦੀ....??

ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਬਾਈ ਗੱਲ ਤਾਂ ਸਹੀ ਆ ਯਰ ਤੇਰੀ .... :) ਸਰਦਾਰੀ ਤਾਂ ਪਨੀਰ ਤੇ ਘਿਓੁ ਦੀ ਈ ਹੋਈ
ਫੇਰ ਬਾਈ ਆਪ ਈ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਪਹਿਲ ਦਓੁ ਕੇਸਾਂ ਨੂੰ.... ਦੂਜੇ ਨੰਬਰ ਤੇ ਰੱਖੋ ਪੱਗ ਨੂੰ......

ਜੇ ਫੇਰ ਵੀ ਸ਼ੱਕ ਹੋਇਆ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੇ ਨੂੰ ਤਾਂ ਬਾਈ ਤਾਰੂ ਸਿੰਘ ਨੂੰ ਪੁੱਛ ਲਿਓੁ ਕਿ ਸਰਦਾਰੀ ਅਸਲ  ਚ  ਕੀਹਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਹੈ?

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Help & Suggestions / aah ki drama hoya tuhada staff waleya da hun??
« on: February 06, 2013, 12:32:02 AM »
Thale wali statement made by GS

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Jivein ke tusi jaande hi hovoge ke Dhillon and Aujla te Ryder da 15 din ban khatam hogeya hai, par ohna di IDs haje vi locked ne. Eh ik galti nahi hai. Staff da fainsla hai ki locked IDs sirf udon unlock hongiyan jado insaan apni galti da pashtawa karega. Je oh dono navi IDs banake auna chaunde, aa sakde ne. Par puraniya IDs locked hi rehangiyan muafinama pattar tak.

Dhanwad


hun daso ki je maafinama wali gal hun karni c te ahh 15 din ban karan wala darama kio karna c?? Ja eh tusi sara jab odo hi keh k mukka dinde tan daso ki ghass jana c tuhada :D: nale  staff naal slaah karan da time tuhanu odo hi chete aaya jado ehna da ban wala period khatam ho geya?? Pehlan ki karde paye c jado ethe unban de topic ban k raula pe reha c ???

baki rahi gal admin di bai tu aap keha c ki pm chk kar lauge usdi permission le de right? Hun ta ban v khatam v ho geya hun karo staff ch jehri slaah karni c tusi pm chk karan di but aah ta bari jaldi kam ho geya ki id's unlock hi rehan do etc etc.

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Help & Suggestions / only for staff members..
« on: February 02, 2013, 06:54:24 PM »
ssa hello hi salaam sab nu pehlan ta......

doji gal eh hai ki pawan da ban khatam ho chaukeya hai but for some reasons his account got locked :D: so jis kol bhi usdi profile nu kholan lai chaabi haigi aa usde account nu unlock kar dita jave  :okk:

moreover, as per on gia's request she said tht jehriya v meriya ajj tak PJ te posts hoiya aa,oh sariya delete kar detiya jave (only if there's a way to do dat )


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Birthdays / Happy Birthday to H33R
« on: January 29, 2013, 03:56:13 PM »
many many happy returns of this day samoseya .........maneya ki kaafiho gaye aa karde nu per tera bday nahi bhleya hale tak mein :hug: wish u da very best happy bday to u H33riyee rabb kare rabb teriya sariya wishes puriya hon  have fun  party hard :blowout: :blowout: :blowout:





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Punjabi Videos / Inayat Ali: Challa-1977 (Original Version of Chhalla)
« on: January 29, 2013, 03:37:56 PM »


love this original version  :love:

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Complaints / admin de naam pawan da message...
« on: January 28, 2013, 04:32:50 PM »
Admin yaar tere te taan menu hassa aunda sachi. Jado koi tere appde yaar da panga howe oddo oh app decision len. Tu retirement ch jaa badd daa.  Jado menu ban launa howe patak deni retirement cho bahar? Te order marda appde staff nu.
Duji gal je tu unban nahi ni karna si fer mere PMs dekhan de permission lain da  ki matlab si?? Menu te lagda tu kush check wi ni kita. Jidda wi ah tu karla jo karna mein je IP ban hoke padd sakda forum te 100 ID hor wi bna sakda je lodd pye. Mein te karna jo menu changa lagya tu te tera staff kar lawe jo karna mera. Jehra puthe muh mere naal bolu, mein appe dekhlu.  Topic bna ke tere staff diya minta ni karnia, nale ohna kehra kush karna wadh toh wadh ek tuti ji warning de den ge te fer ohi jabb khana. Mein ek war ch sara jabb muka dina te menu ban kar dinde :D: Koina ki kar sakde tohanu sidhe tareeke naal kush wi pasand ni. Nale mafi di gal, naa mein mangi ah mafi kise kolo te naa mangni ah, mein te sahi kita jo wi kita. Edda de bande di bhame menu  100 wari maa bhen karni pawe kardu mein te.

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Help & Suggestions / A request to all PJ Members...
« on: January 23, 2013, 12:07:58 AM »
Sat sri akaal, hello, hi,  ya'll

As u guys knw tht PJ member "GIA KAUR" has some serious  health issues from past couple of days and due to this, she had to transfer to London, UK from U.S for an emergency eye transplant on 1/23 (which is going to take place today in london) where she has 30% of recovery. She is in battle of her life and death. So, i jus wanna say that please do pray for her guys.  PAVE DIN VICH PAVE SIRF 2 MINTUES DA FREE TIME KAD K HI USDE BACHAN LAI PRAYER KAR LEO PER PLEASE KAREYO JAROOR (It's humble request from me to every single one on PJ and jehre v guest users isnu parh rahe aa :sad:)  TA JO OH JALDI JALDI THEEK HO K ETHE DUBARA WAPIS AA SAKKE.

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Complaints / just for staff members...
« on: January 19, 2013, 01:51:21 PM »
gs bai as u said " Mein staff nu puchdina, par theeka. Make it official in that topic"

pawan said yai tusi mere PM check kar lo mein pyaar naal samjaya ryder nu pehlna....mera first pm jehra mein usnu bhejya te usda reply nd also mera hor personal stuff na padeyo jus jehri mere te ryder vich convo. hoi aa ohi dekho :loll:


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PJ te tiye din aahi darama rehanda aa kadi koi chak k ban kar dita kar dita koi bina kise warning ton te bina kise di complaint kiti ton eh kiho jeha system hoya pj te tuhada jithe mods admins apniya man marjiya kar rahe aa..........hun pawan nu ban kar dita chak k jeet mr. lonely ne oh v admin de khen te........oh v bina gal pta kitiya k galti kisdi c pehlan te kisne pehlan eh kam shuru kita 

baki rahi gal admin saab je tuhanu gia kaur ne PM kar k eh sab kuch keh dita c ki meri yahoo te ryder naal te pawan naal sab sari gal sort out ho chuki hai te tusi ohna cho kise nu v ban na kareo ta fir is gal nu man leya c ta fir ban karan da ki reason reh geya c?? is gal da raula mukke nu 5 din ho chuke aa us din nahi ban kita usnu dona nu te odo topic kio nahi baneya kise ne ?? odo tuhada staff kithe firda c?? sareya de saamne ryder usnu galat bol reha c even tusi v usdin online baithe c jis oh pawan di profile te gand likh k odo kithe c tusi odo nahi warning ja ban kita usnu??

moreover topic vich jeet mr lonely ne pawan di sari galti dasde hoye usnu 15 dina lai ban kar dita oh ........ jeet bai tu eh gal das ki tu sara reason pta karan di try kiti ki galti kisdi ja tu GS de khen te usnu ban kar dita.......je nahi pta c ta karan di try kar dona diya profiles te ja k dekh k gal kisne shuru kiti aa............je tere kol pm chk karan di power hai ta oh v dekh le dona de ki kon kina pani c aa...



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lo ji share karo funny lines or funny gallan jado tuhade parents ja hor koi v relative tuhanu 24/7 computer naal chimbarde dekhde aa te ILU ILU karde dekhde aa :D: :D:

mere parents : ahh kehri teri maa vich baithi aa jehre naal tu choovi (24) ghante lageya rehanda aa........kadi bahar nikal k duph v lva leya kar andar baitha slaab jana tu :Laugh: :Laugh:

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Pics / fb wali vehli janta di jai ho...
« on: January 14, 2013, 05:08:17 PM »


eda da talent v rabb kise kise nu bhaksda :D: :D: :D:

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Shayari / bahut door se dekh rahe....
« on: January 14, 2013, 12:58:05 PM »
bahut door se dekh rahe the hum is dunia ko,
 isliye hume har koi apne se zyada aziz lagta tha,
aaur jab hum iske paas aaye to apna aziz bhi hume ajnabi sa lagta hai,
 abb hum apne dil ko kaise samjhaaye iss matlabi dunia ka aalam,
woh ton bas door se dekhne ko kehte hai...:  :sad:(

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Birthdays / Happy wala janamdin to kareena12 (a.k.a gurli)
« on: January 03, 2013, 02:10:16 AM »
Many many many many many happy returns of this day guggu a.k.a gurli (only for me :hehe:

Wish karan ton pehlan Here are few things i wanna point out bout u infront of all:

U r truly amazing friend and  personality having qualities such as honesty,  faithfulness, a gud helper, sweet, FUNNY, FULL OF CRAZINESS ( jus like me :pagel)  caring ,and brave girl who never like to cede on certain things in tough situations . the only i hate bout u is ki tusi sad bahut ho jande ho kai wele :huhh:

last but not least i just want to say tht i'm glad tht i have u as my friend nd wish u the most rocking happy wala bday gurliyee (blowout) rabb kare ki teriya sariya wishes puriya hon nd ur dreams changes into reality te tenu hamesha kush rakhe :) nd tenu thodi jahi akal dave :D:  nale tu ahh nikkiya nikkiya gallan ton gusse hono hat ja :hug: :hug:




HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU enjoy ur day and party hard :blowout: mere te pawan hisse da cake tusi app hi na kha leo kite sade lai v rakh leo :love: :love: :love: :love:

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News Khabran / WHAT ABOUT 3000 RAPES 1984 (DELHI)????????
« on: December 20, 2012, 12:10:59 PM »
‎1984 vich sikh kudiyan di izzat naal dhokha hoya te pta ni roz de kine rape hoye, shareaam chowka vich sikh kudiya de kapde kholle jaande c...us time kise diya akhan ni khuliyan...
hun Delhi vich ik rape ki hoya ta loki black day, candle march, breaking news, fecebook te share, demand for justice, hanging for rapists te hor kina kuch karn lagge.....
1984 wele kithe c eh lok, us waqt rondiya maavan di fariyad sunan wale kithe luk ke baithe c ??


WHAT YOU GUYS THINK  ABOUT THIS ??  :waitin: :waitin:

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More than two dozen people, mostly elementary school children, were shot and killed at a Newtown, Conn., elementary school this morning, federal and state sources tell ABC News.

Authorities initially believed that there were two gunmen and were performing car-to-car searches around the school. It is currently unclear whether there is still a suspect at large.

"The shooter is deceased inside the building," Connecticut State Police spokesman Lt. Paul Vance said at a news conference. "The public is not in danger."

Authorities said the school building is now secure.

LIVE UPDATES: Newtown, Conn., School Shooting

One shooter was described as a 24-year-old armed man with four weapons and wearing a bullet-proof vest, sources told ABC News.

The massacre prompted the town of Newtown to lock down all its schools and draw SWAT teams to the school, authorities said today.

It's unclear how many people have been shot, but 25 people, mostly children, are dead, multiple federal and state sources tell ABC News. That number could rise, officials said.

President Obama was briefed on the shooting by FBI Director Robert Mueller.

During a call with Connecticut Gov. Dan Malloy, authorities at the news conference said Obama called to "express his condolences and condolences on behalf of the nation and pledge whatever resources the federal government can bring to bear to assist the families and to assist the investigation."


More at: http://abcnews.go.com/US/27-people-dead-children-connecticut-elementary-school-shooting/story?id=17973836#.UMt72G99K20

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/12/14/shooting-reported-at-connecticut-elementary-school/?hpt=hp_t1

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Pics / jamalo pizza garam kardi hoi..
« on: December 13, 2012, 04:45:08 PM »
aah dekh lo ji apni jamalo bukh lagan te raat de bache hoye pizza slice nu agle din kida garam kar k khaan di teyaari vich aa


nahi reesa teriya kudiyee :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / banda te doctor..
« on: December 11, 2012, 03:15:52 PM »
ਇਕ ਵਾਰ ਇਕ ਬੰਦਾ ਰੋਂਦੇ ਹੋਏ ਡਾਕਟਰ ਕੋਲ ਪੁੱਜਦਾ ਹੈ

ਡਾਕਟਰ -- ਵੇ ਕੀ ਹੋਇਆ ?

ਬੰਦਾ---- ਜਲਦੀ ਚਲੋ ਡਾਕਟਰ ਸਾਹਿਬ, ਮੇਰੀ ਪਤਨੀ ਬਹੁਤ ਬੀਮਾਰ ਹੈ।

ਡਾਕਟਰ --- ਮੈਂ ਘਰ ਜਾਣ ਦੇ visit charge "200" ਰੁਪਏ ਲਵਾਂਗਾ

((ਥੋੜੀ ਦੇਰ ਬਾਅਦ ਡਾਕਟਰ ਅਪਨੀ ਗੱਡੀ ਤੇ ਉਸ ਬੰਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਘਰ ਪਹੁੰਚ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਹੈ ਤੇ ਓਥੇ ਪਹੁੰਚਦੇ ਸਾਰ ਹੀ ਬੰਦਾ ਉਸ ਡਾਕਟਰ ਨੁ 200 ਰੁਪਏ ਦੇ ਦਿੰਦਾ ))

ਡਾਕਟਰ --- ਇਹ ਕੀ ?

ਬੰਦਾ---- ਡਾਕਟਰ ਸਾਹਿਬ, ਓਹ ਗੱਲ ਇਸ ਤਰਾਂ ਟੈਕਸੀ ਵਾਲਾ 400 ਮੰਗਦਾ ਸੀ ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਨਾਲ 200 ਨਾਲ ਹੀ ਕੰਮ ਸਰ ਗਿਆ।

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Complaints / Pawan jatt nu ban kio?? staff members reason dasan...
« on: December 07, 2012, 11:24:43 PM »
pawan jatt nu bina gal ton ban kio kita geya??



baki aah pawan da message :

[7:11:43 PM] Pawan: Pawan: Ah kidda da ban ah, bas ***** use karn te ban karta?? Kithey tuhada warning system kithey tuhada staff purra issue dekhan lye. Ohne meri profile te ahke gand paya mein reply marti te mein banned without warnings. Je ban naa karna aunda howe koi fer ban ni lye da. Bas oh wi bas ***** use karn lye banned?? Since when using word ***** was wrong on PJ??? Unban kar deo bakki gal mein karda ahke ethey

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