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sochda copy karke kise nu sunaya jaave

ਪੁੱਤ ਜੱਟ ਦਾ ਆਉਦਾ
ਹੋਲੀ-ਹੋਲੀ ਬੁੱਲਟ ਚਲਾਉਂਦਾ
ਗੇੜੀ 17'ਚ ਲਾਉਦਾ


ਵੇਖ ਕੁੜੀ ਸ਼ਰਮਾਉਂਦੀ
ਨੀਵੀਆ ਪਾਉਦੀ
Response ਨਾਂ ਆਉਦਾ
ਬੁਲਟ ਮੁੜ ਯੂਨੀ ਨੂੰ ਜਾਂਦਾ


ਫੇਰ ਗੱਡੀ ਹੌਂਡਾ ਆਉਦੀ
ਨੱਢੀ ਭੋਰਾ ਨਾ ਸ਼ਰਮਾਉਦੀ
ਤੇ ਨਾ ਨੀਵੀਆਂ ਪਾਉਦੀ
ਹੱਸਦੀ ਬਾਰੀ ਕੋਲ ਆਉਦੀ
ਤੇ ਅੱਖ ਮਟਕਾਉਂਦੀ


ਸ਼ੀਸ਼ਾ ਖੋਲ ਕੇ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਜਦ ਤੱਕਦਾ
ਥੋੜਾ ਜਿਹਾ ਹੱਸਦਾ
ਨੰਬਰ ਫੜਾਉਦੀ ਦੇਰ ਨਾ ਲਾਉਦੀ
ਗੱਡੀ ਵੇਖ ਕੇ ਨੱਢੀ ਜਾਵੇ ਹੱਸਦੀ
ਗੱਲ ਰਹੀ ਨਾ ਬੁਲਟ ਦੇ ਵੱਸ ਦੀ  8-> 8-> 8->

Here are some interesting, but true facts, that you may or may not have known.

The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet long


Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile


A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.


A Boeing 747's wing span is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.(the Wright brother's invented the airplane)


There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.


One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny


The word "set " has the most number of definitions in the English language;192


Slugs have four noses


Sharks can live up to 100 years


Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.


Kangaroos can't walk backwards


About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. Everyday


The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887


The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom.


Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency


Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints


There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human


It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with.


The world's largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002


Octopus have three hearts


If you ate too many carrots, you'd turn orange


The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.


1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or old


The body has 2-3 million sweat glands


Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs


Tiger shark embryos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born.


Most cats are left pawed


250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa


A Blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant


You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!


Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours


An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce
Bone is five times stronger than steel 

paneer :love:

startbuck/Nescafe

free  :D: :D: :D: :D:

jalebiya/rasgulle

both
tempo/ truck

both
hollywood movies/bollywood movies

painting

taco bell/burger king

:hehe: .

you smashed it :laugh: