Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left? . Applicant: That's easy, 49. . Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? . Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge . Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? . Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. . Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why? . Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge. . Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? . Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday . Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? . Applicant: ummm.......I guess she drowned? :wait: :wait: . Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the aeroplane . You may leave now :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
Ik war ik Building Vich Agg Lag Payi, Pawan Ne bande bchaun lai Ik Dum Agg Ch shaal maar Diti nd thore jahe time ton baad eh Chaar Bandeyan Nu bacha k Bahar Khich le aaya, te baad ch Bada Khush Hoya :kamli: but agle Din e Ohnu Police Fad Ke Lai Gayi te thane ja k usdi rajj tauni lai
do dina baad Pawan nu Pata Chaleya ki Oh Chaar Bande jehre isne agg vicho kadd k bachaye c oh Fire Brigade Wale c
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