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Jokes Majaak / Re: bibi is also very serious
« on: June 29, 2011, 02:31:36 AM »
santa ne apne daddy di dead body US to punjab bheji te nal ik letter rakh ta coffin te :
I am sending bapu's body and gifts under the body
 
packets of choklets r there, bapu is wearing nike shoes for happy  and hat for pinki, wearing 6 shirts for kids and diamond ring in finger for preeto, watches for sonu and monu in each hand ....
 
if anythng left plz tell bibi is also very serious.

 :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ----lao kinni lambi umar hai
« on: June 29, 2011, 02:30:02 AM »
hahahahahhahahhaha  :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: wife : agar main kahi khoa jaon
« on: June 29, 2011, 02:29:09 AM »
wife : agar main kahi khoa jaon to tum kya karoge ????
husband : paper mein add doonga JAHAN BHI RAHE KHUSH RAHO

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: American Lifestyle
« on: June 29, 2011, 02:24:47 AM »
American Lifestyle-
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Daughter-
"Sorry dad, I got married yesterday. ..
Forgot to invite you"
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Dad-
"Its Okay, But don't forget NEXT TIME"
:D: :D: :D:

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Shayari / Re: Na samjhi ha ja fir meri bekhudi ,,,,,
« on: June 29, 2011, 02:18:48 AM »
 =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

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Gup Shup / Re: what did u eat today??.........aj tusi ki khada???????
« on: June 29, 2011, 02:17:47 AM »
coco pops :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: reason 4 being late in class
« on: June 29, 2011, 02:16:20 AM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Meet and a girl.....
« on: June 28, 2011, 10:20:51 AM »
Meet : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
          aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?

GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
          aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

:he: :he: :he: :he:




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Jokes Majaak / Re: 1 rupaye da petrol payi
« on: June 28, 2011, 10:18:45 AM »
Santa -1 rupaye da petrol payi.! Pump wala-aina petrol pwa ke kithe jana hai ? Santa-jana-juna ta kite ni,aiven paise fookan da shaunk hai mitra nu...  :D:

hahhahhahhahahhahahhaha  :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: gujar da vivh....
« on: June 28, 2011, 07:20:13 AM »
gujar da viah ch.....doli de time
gujar da mobile vajeya.......

gujar di wife ne gujr de thaparr mareya... :angr:
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kyun ki .....
ashfaq de mobile di ringtone c...

 
DIL ME CHUPA K PAYAR KA ARMAAN LE CHALE....
HUM AJJ APNI MAUT KA SAMAAN LE CHALLE.......... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:



hahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahaha  :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: plz ask simple question
« on: June 27, 2011, 08:05:51 AM »
american boy giving an interview 4 admission in school.
madam asks who is ur father..?
ta fata fata his mother says.........
plz ask simple question.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :happy:

hahhahahaha  :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: jhandey di wyf
« on: June 27, 2011, 08:03:20 AM »
jhanda: I saw my wife going for a movie with an unknown man.
power: Why didn`t you follow her?
jhanda: I have already seen that movie.


hahahhahhahhhahhahaha  :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: desi kaur da paper...
« on: June 27, 2011, 08:01:20 AM »
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: direct marketing....
« on: June 27, 2011, 08:00:06 AM »
hahhaha  :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ladke mandir kyu jaate hai
« on: June 27, 2011, 07:58:39 AM »
hahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahha  :loll:

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Fun Time / Re: Aaao Khediye ---> ????!!!!!!!!?????????
« on: June 27, 2011, 07:57:31 AM »
ivor

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Jokes Majaak / Re: G to his wife
« on: June 27, 2011, 07:56:50 AM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Introductions / New Friends / Re: happy b'day punjab singh
« on: June 27, 2011, 07:55:10 AM »
sire da kanzuss ah a pull jo sis cake v t eshake v  :D:

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Fun Time / Re: Aaao Khediye ---> ????!!!!!!!!?????????
« on: June 27, 2011, 07:49:26 AM »
mani

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Fun Time / Re: yaara da vyaah ho gaya
« on: June 27, 2011, 07:46:46 AM »
Ni tu challi gayi England,
baja ke yaara da Band,
tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya,
India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!
 

hahhahhhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahha  :loll:

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