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Messages - Ammu Sandhu

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Competitions / Re: Voting - PJ Best Joke Teller Competition
« on: July 12, 2012, 02:45:20 PM »
meri vote karam bai nu
kise hor bai nu nahi payi ta gussa na karyo veero :hehe: jo vdia lagya oh kita :pagel:
good job karam bai keep it up!!

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Introductions / New Friends / Re: Hi , i am old
« on: July 12, 2012, 02:19:01 PM »
hahahaha aukha sachi bai tera v :D: :D: btw main main tera welcome kra ya nahi :laugh: chal welcome ferton :hehe:


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Gup Shup / Mr Singh with his Rolls Royce...
« on: July 12, 2012, 02:13:52 PM »
MR Singh walks into a bank in Central London and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the £5, 000 and the interest, which comes to £15. 41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked ut very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow£5, 000?"

Mr Singh replied, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for £15 ?"

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Punjabi Stars / Re: Dara Singh: End of an Era
« on: July 12, 2012, 02:02:56 PM »
Soorma Gaye Te Khende Hanju Bahaao Na..
Turkae Rab Nal Jau, Khende Hath Pao Na..
Shareer Mukkeya Per Ohdi Ruh Jeondi Hai..
Hond Dara Singh Di Dillan ch Jeondi Hai..
Sehatmand Jeeyo, Kise Nu Nashe Lao Na..
Soorma Geya Te Khende Hanju Bahaao Na..

 :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:

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Gud message for blind lovers (female ones)
of course bro

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damn she is good in talking
oh yeah!

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lol see see who is talkin about virginity  :loll:
lol and what does that mean ?

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Don't open your legs whores
haha

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Dont open ur legs - REAL TALK YUNG SIKH GALS WATCH DIS!

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Fun Time / Re: XXX!!! (Yes, you know it, that dirty word)
« on: July 11, 2012, 04:10:01 PM »
xxx hayeee  :love: :D: :D: :D:

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Help & Suggestions / Re: PJ layi Journalists/Patrakar di lorh!!!
« on: July 11, 2012, 04:09:30 PM »
jntaa de parde na farol pj te  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: ammu veer congo kado vapri eh ghtna tere naal veer  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
hahaha bai ji main kiha mashoor hon lyi koi publicity stunt karna pena lol :D:

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Help & Suggestions / Re: PJ layi Journalists/Patrakar di lorh!!!
« on: July 10, 2012, 09:06:47 PM »
hahaha my bad :p

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new dj - funny sandu aka ammu singh
bhut hi wadia aa nd ehdi surili awaj bahli ghaint sona show c vid jalad singh
This is soooooooooooo sweeeeeeeeeet of you lado :D
im realllllllllly happpyyyy  :rockon: :rockon: :excited: :excited: :blowout: :blowout:
thank you sooooooo veryyyyyyy much for haunsla afzayi :D i will try to keep it up like this  :superhappy:

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Lorh ta jeen di v nahi hundi par fer v jeunde aa ;) oda hi jihna da pyar oh likhde aa :D status punjabi ch paya kar ape likhan di lorh ban jaugi :D

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Lyrics / Re: Gippy Grewal - Putt Greeb JaTT Da
« on: July 09, 2012, 06:09:48 PM »
Lajwaab :D

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mainu ta 2 saal hoye ethe aye nu parni v aundi likhni v aundi te bolni v aundi  :excited: :excited:
mainu bahut shonk aa punjabi da and sabton vdia explanation v punjabi di hi aa :D

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Cars / Re: Ultimate Urban Car Playground San Francisco
« on: July 09, 2012, 05:56:13 PM »
Ken Block lyi gaddi enj aa jive needle hove, ehdi Gymkhana video with Subaru Impreza was awesome and now this video is bombastic <3

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PJ Games / Re: >>>Truth or Dare
« on: July 07, 2012, 07:11:33 PM »
chakdeeeee

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Cars / Re: My Ford Falcon
« on: July 07, 2012, 06:59:40 PM »
holy cow how many vehicles do u have bro ?

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Knowledge / Re: AMAZING FACTS ABOUT WARREN BUFFET: 3rd RICHEST MAn
« on: July 07, 2012, 06:55:25 PM »
dude they are awesome people in this world :)

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Help & Suggestions / Re: PJ layi Journalists/Patrakar di lorh!!!
« on: July 07, 2012, 04:04:49 PM »
holy moly cow :laugh: cheti cheti saare jane apo apniya entries ethe pao :D: :D:

Le bai aahta ta jamma sirre di chiz aa, mere varga jad ik do din nahi aunda kamte jaan karke te main miss kar dinda ke mere pichon kon badnaam hoya te kon mashoor hoya :D: kon ban hoya te kon new aya :D: kon chad gya te kon bhaj gya :D: kon mar gya te kon jam pya :D: kon uth gya te kon sutta :D: kon ghuman gya te kon ethe royi janda :D:

nazara aajuga bai, vese main v patarkaar ban na chaunda par ethe adhi k janta jehri dost wa ohne vairi ban jana :D: :D:
baki mere kole jo v new hoya karugi oh main bina kise sharam lihaaj ton ethe post kardya karunga :D: :D:

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Complaints / Re: Mani Kaur banned for swearing at Sunshine
« on: July 07, 2012, 02:18:06 PM »
whaaaaaaaaat a Bull sh*t

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Complaints / Re: mainu ban kyon kita?
« on: July 06, 2012, 02:36:43 PM »
haan teri gal wi sahi hegi a , "sala" appan rishtedaari ch keh dinne a,je appan "kalp gya sala" boliye tan rishtedaari still rehandi a lol? par warnings dekh kiniyan miliyan te ah wi dekho, Ehna saarey pangyan ch apne 2 pj de moderator. Oh liev show dekh rahey see, te pichey ah do bibiyaan kween te protein, gaalan te gaalan kad rahiyaan si, non-stop. Matlab kehande a "pump" ho rahiyan see kuriyan. And galaan da kissa othe nahi khatam hoya, jad jad jalebi wapis ayeya "dushmani room" vichon oh aunde aunde everytime ohne panga shuru kitta te mein ohnu ignore karan di koshish kitti.
na bai fer koi rishtedari nahi fer ta muh te panje unglan shaap dave banda te hafta ik saarh penda rahe fer bandi gal!!
sahi kita bai jehri zyada ladai nu hawa dindi oh v chuk ke marni c saggo but chalo warnings dena kam aa tuhada and sudharna agle bande da je nahi sudharda chakdo fer, same police v eda hi kardi aa nahi hat de ta fer firing shuru bas ise tarah ban maro jehra zyada sirte charda..... galaan waale nu ta sakht hidayat diti jave ke gaal kadi te naale ban even warning v dain di ni lorh, eh te agle bande nu mauka dain wali gal ho jandi ke bhrawa tu aje iko gaal kadi aa do chaar hor kadh lol chakdo fatte bai.

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