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« on: June 17, 2011, 02:32:59 AM »
santa ikk vaar jungle ch ja reha si uss ne ped te ikk sup latkda dekheya
santa uss nu kehda sirf latkan naal height nahi vadnee mummu nu keh complain pilaye :D:
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« on: June 17, 2011, 02:31:37 AM »
santa zoo da watchman si.
zoo officer- santa g tussi sher da darwaza lock nahi keeta?
santa - ooh chaddo malko ehnu kinne chori karna hai? :D:
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« on: June 17, 2011, 02:30:36 AM »
Santa apne Dost nu kehnda : Oye rati mere supne ch mere dada g
aaye c
Dost : Oh ki kehnde.
Santa: Oh kehnde, putt dil khol ke paap karo, narak ch bilkul v jagah
nai a, aci aap diwaran te baiten han.
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« on: June 17, 2011, 02:29:17 AM »
ਇਕ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਬਸ ਵਿਚ ਖੜਾ ਹੁੰਦਾ,
ਜਦੋਂ ਬਸ ਦੀ ਬ੍ਰੇਕ ਲਗਦੀ ਆ ਤਾਂ ਓਹ ਕੁੜੀ ਉੱਪਰ ਡਿਗ ਪੈਂਦਾ
ਕੁੜੀ - ਕੀ ਕਰ ਰਹੇ ਹੋ
ਮੁੰਡਾ - ਜੀ b-tech :D:
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« on: June 17, 2011, 02:27:17 AM »
ਸੰਤਾ ਇੱਕ ਦਰਖਤ ਤੇ ਉਲਟਾ ਲਟਕ ਰਿਹਾ ਸੀ,
ਬੰਤਾ ਤੂੰ ਦਰਖਤ ਤੇ ਉਲਟਾ ਕਿਯੋ ਲਟਕ ਰਿਹਾ ਹੈਂ ,
ਸੰਤਾ ਸਿਰ ਦਰਦ ਦੀ ਗੋਲੀ ਖਾਦੀ ਹੈ
ਕੀਤੇ ਢਿਡ ਚ ਨਾ ਚਲੀ ਜਾਵੇ
246
« on: June 17, 2011, 02:26:18 AM »
Ek ladki ek pind de munde nal takra gayee
Kuri kehndi: O, I m Sorry
Munda Kehnda: G I M Garry, Tuhanu mil ke khushi hoyee :D:
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« on: June 17, 2011, 02:23:37 AM »
Santa : Tumhare Ghar main Baadd ka pani ghush gaya h
Banta: Chal oye, salya main ghar nu lock laya a te chabi mere kol a :D: :D:
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« on: June 17, 2011, 02:22:31 AM »
Teacher to santa : aa vekho tuhade munde da report card"
Hindi=9
Punjabi=5
English=4
Science=6
S.S=6
Math=2
Total=32
Santa := Wah g Total Subject ch tan kamal hi karti, te nale es subject di tan os ne tution v nai lai c "
249
« on: June 17, 2011, 02:19:59 AM »
Santa's girlfriend mere mummy na tuhanu bahut pasand karde han
Santa after deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep thought
kujh v ho jave viyah ta main tere naal hi karvauga
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« on: June 17, 2011, 02:19:01 AM »
Santa Nu Lottery ch paris da free tour da ticket niklya
ohne PCO to apni wife nu phone kita te puchya
"hello jaan, paris chalna a'
Wife:- Han g par tuci kon bol rahe o te dhyan rahe mere pati nu pata na lage
251
« on: June 17, 2011, 02:17:41 AM »
Ni tu challi gayi England,
baja ke yaara da Band,
tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya,
India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!
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« on: June 17, 2011, 02:16:18 AM »
Banta:- Sadi Jaan te bani hai, tera haasa ho gya.
Santa:- Sada Vyah v nahi hoya te Tere Kaka ho gya.
253
« on: June 17, 2011, 02:13:43 AM »
santa vihah vich bahut der da khanna khaa reha si
ikk banda ohnu khanna khande dekh reha si
bahut der dekhi gaye te fer osne akkeer ch ja k puch hi leya
santa ji tussi kinne der de khana khaa raho ho hun bas karo
santa - main ta aap bahut dukhi haa par vihah valeya ne likheya si
dinner 7 to 10 pm
254
« on: June 17, 2011, 02:06:45 AM »
pati de maran de next day patni ne akhbar ch khabar ditte
antim ardass ch shamil sareya loka da dhanwad
from- Reena (32)
height- 5'4"
gora rang
bache nahi
mobile.no 99143 :D: :D:
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« on: June 17, 2011, 02:05:38 AM »
Ek bacha apne khidone nal khed reha c te kehnda
: aajo bai, gaddi chali a jehre kute ne chadna a chad jo.
ohde daddy ne sun liya te kehnda :Put gallan na kadya kar.
Munda pher kehnda: aajo bai, gaddi chali a jehde kamine ne chadna a chad jo.
Peo ne munde nu do thappar mare te ohda khidona kho liya. Munda ron Lag gaya
ghante bad peo ne munde nu samjhaya te khidona vapas krta
Munda kehnda "Aajo bai, gadi challi a pehlan hi ek Ullu de Patthe kar ke ghanta late ho gayee a" :D:
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« on: June 17, 2011, 02:03:35 AM »
Ameeron k bachey at 20th floor of a building,
wow man what a great view.
te pind walle jwaak kothe te khar k
ajjo dekhiye keeda thuk pehlan thalle jande oye
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« on: June 17, 2011, 02:02:13 AM »
santa's son was filling an application form.
the form asked abt mother tongue.
son:papa ithe ki likhan??
santa: likh puttar Very long and uncontrolled. :D:
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« on: June 17, 2011, 02:00:59 AM »
santa church gaya te othe achanak light challi gaye
te hanera ho gaya church ch ghanta vajeya ta santa darr gaye te roula pa leya
ohh teri undertaker aaagaye :D:
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« on: June 17, 2011, 01:59:21 AM »
ek waar santa canada d bus stop te 3 goriyan nal khara hunda ta bus aundia & goriyan nu charaun to baad conductor kahinda : no more no more
santa aggo bolea :- saliya mornia te chardh lia hun kahinda no more no more
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« on: June 17, 2011, 01:58:00 AM »
santa plane ch safar kar reha si
air hostess - sir khane mein kaya lenge
santa - bhujiya, badana te naal chaah
air hostess- sal*** parbat feri ta nahi aya tu
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