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Jokes Majaak / Bina chhiile kela
« on: June 18, 2011, 05:52:37 AM »
Santa Bina chhiile kela kha reha c....

Banta: Oye, ehnu chhill tan lai..

Santa: Chhill ke krna ki a ,,,, mainu pta a ehde ch kela hi a...

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Jokes Majaak / spelling galat ho gaye
« on: June 18, 2011, 05:50:00 AM »
  SANTA COMMENTS ON A GIRL:

SUN CYCLE TE JANDI MUTIYARE NI
SUN CYCLE TE JANDI MUTIYARE NI


GIRL SAW AT SANTA IN ANGER--


SANTA: - BHAIN BAIN KE EK JHUTHA HI DE DE
  SANTA COMMENTS ON A GIRL:

SUN CYCLE TE JANDI MUTIYARE NI
SUN CYCLE TE JANDI MUTIYARE NI


GIRL SAW AT SANTA IN ANGER--


SANTA: - BHAIN BAIN KE EK JHUTHA HI DE DE
Santa takes blade n writes his g/f's name on his arm...
after 5 mnt ..

santa jor jor se rone laga..

Bnta: ki hoya....

Santa ... Yar .. spelling galat ho gaye

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Jokes Majaak / TU PEE GYA
« on: June 18, 2011, 05:46:40 AM »
 SANTA JUICE KA GLASS LIYE BAITHA THA. BANTA AYA OR JHAT SE SARA JUICE PEE GAYA
SANTA:
 MERI TO SAALI KISMAT HI KHARAB A, BETA FAIL HO GAYA, BIWI DOST KE SATH BHAG GAYEE NAL MAIN PANI NAHI GHAR MAIN LIGHT NAHI OR AB JUICE MAIN..................
ZEHAR DAL KR PEENE KO RAKHA THA USE TU PEE GYA

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Jokes Majaak / HEAD & SHOULDER
« on: June 18, 2011, 05:44:41 AM »
 SANTA SAMPOO SIIR KE SATH KANDHO PAR BHI LAGGA RAHA THA

PARO : O G,  E KI KR RAHE O, KANDHE TE KION LGA RAHE O

SANTA : O PARO EH NAYA SHMAPOO A, HEAD & SHOULDER

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Jokes Majaak / TARE KDO TUTDE NE
« on: June 18, 2011, 05:43:00 AM »
 TEACHER : TARE KDO TUTDE NE TE EH RESEARCH KIHNNE KITI C

STUDENT:
 
KOI MUTIYAR, PEHLAN KR KE PIYAR, VADE KAR KE HAJAR, JDO TORDI A SARE, ODON TUTDE NE TARE, ODON TUTDE NE TARE
TE RESEARCH KITI C NACHHATAR GILL G NE

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Jokes Majaak / SANTA: CHUP KRJA
« on: June 18, 2011, 05:41:28 AM »
TEACHER TO SANTA (EXAM HALL CH) : TUCI ENNE TENSE KION HO, TUCI KUJ BHUL GAYE O, ROLL NO.!  PEN ! , PENCIL ! YA KUJ HOR !

SANTA: CHUP KRJA, ETHE MAIN GALT SUBJECT DI PARCHI LE AYA TE TENNU PEN PENCIL DI AGG LAGGI A

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Jokes Majaak / FREE MIL JAYE GI
« on: June 18, 2011, 05:40:03 AM »
 PATI : JAD MAIN SOHNE KAPDE PA KE SBJI LAIN JAVAN TAN MEHNGI MILDI A TE JADO MAILE KAPDE PA KE JAVAN TAN SASTI MILDI A

WIFE: KAL BINA KAPDIYAN TON CHALE JAYO, FREE MIL JAYE GI

149
Fun Time / Re: Who is the most lovable user on forum?
« on: June 18, 2011, 05:24:24 AM »
pj sarpajch+galib

151
Jokes Majaak / Re: puttar pher ek bistra hor lade
« on: June 18, 2011, 05:19:03 AM »
veer punjab tu ihna kyu sochi jana .hassa te tension door kar

152
PJ Games / Re: movie antaakshri
« on: June 18, 2011, 05:16:02 AM »
 8->

153
 =D> =D> :superhappy:

154
rusna mana hai

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Jokes Majaak / HAYE O LOKO MAR GAYE OYE
« on: June 17, 2011, 11:52:55 PM »
 SANTA : HAYE O LOKO MAR GAYE OYE, BACHALO OYE, HAYE O MARTA, HAYE O RABBA, O BAAPUA , HAYE MERI BEBE , MAR GYA OYE

BANTA: KI GALL HOGI, CHILLA KIYON REHA HAIN

SANTA: OYE KIDI LAD GI OYE

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Jokes Majaak / CHAL RACE LAGATE HAIN
« on: June 17, 2011, 11:51:41 PM »
 SANTA TO BANTA: CHAL RACE LAGATE HAIN JO JEETA USE HARNE WALA 1000 RS. DEGA

BANTA : THK A YAR PAR MUJHE RASTA NAI PTA

SANTA: KOI BAAT NAI YAR TUM MERE PICHE AANA BS

BANTA : THNKS YAR TUN MERA KINA KHYAL RAKHDA A

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Jokes Majaak / WHICH MACHINE SHOULD I USE.
« on: June 17, 2011, 11:49:43 PM »
 BOY TO GYM COACH: I WANT TO IMPRESS THIS CUTE GIRL, WHICH MACHINE SHOULD I USE.

COACH: ATM MACHINE

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Shayari / Re: nice poatry to blori
« on: June 17, 2011, 11:44:19 PM »
 =D>

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Shayari / Re: Apne ruke hoie kadmo ko jane de ,,,Bekhudi Mein Sanam
« on: June 17, 2011, 11:40:34 PM »
 =D>

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Pics / Re: New pic :D
« on: June 17, 2011, 11:36:07 PM »
 =D> =D>

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