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« on: June 18, 2011, 07:30:28 AM »
Ram ne dhanush todya > Sita aayi
Arjun ne teer chalaya > Dropadi aayi
Krishan ne murli vajai > Radha aayi
Mein siti vajai > Kambakht baap nu la aayi
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« on: June 18, 2011, 07:28:42 AM »
Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.
Chicken started singing & dancing :
" HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA
MAR DALA MAR DALA :rockon: :rockon:
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« on: June 18, 2011, 07:26:22 AM »
LADKI KO TEDDY GIFT KRNE PAR:
ENGLISH GIRL : OH SO CUTE.....
URDU: HAI ALLAH KITNA KHUBSURAT HAI....!
HINDU: HAYE ! KITNA SUNDER HAI
PUNJABI KUDI: EH KI BHALLU JEHA CHUK LYAYA HAIN
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« on: June 18, 2011, 07:23:54 AM »
Patni- Pati Naal Bazar Jande Hoye Ajj Ta Tusi Bilkul Madari Lag Rahe Ho
Pati Boleya: Jehde Naal Tere Vargi Bandri Ja Rahi Hove Oh Madari Nai Ta DC Laggu
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« on: June 18, 2011, 07:22:51 AM »
Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar
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« on: June 18, 2011, 07:21:56 AM »
Santa prays daily for 2 hr,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade.
After 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khote de putar 1 vari ticket te le la”
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« on: June 18, 2011, 06:41:44 AM »
1 Var Ymraj Miss Pooja Nu lain aya.
Miss Puja Kehndi Main ni Aauna,
Yamraj Kehnda Kyo?
Miss Pooja Kehndi Ve Main ni Aauna je na aya lain SAFARI te......
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« on: June 18, 2011, 06:40:20 AM »
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!
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« on: June 18, 2011, 06:39:20 AM »
Santa: Dr. saab mujhe chot lag gayi he
Dr: Bahut gehri chot hai, taanke lagenge, 1000 Rs lagenge
Santa: Bhutni dea, taanke laune ne, kadayi ni karni
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« on: June 18, 2011, 06:38:15 AM »
santa:Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize milea.. .
Banta: Yaar tenu te dance nahi c Aanda..?? .
Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te Mirgi da daura pai gaya c
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« on: June 18, 2011, 06:36:54 AM »
Ek waari ek baba bus wich ek kuri nu jappi pa lenda h..
Kuri kehendi h wat r u doing..?
Baba kehnda h "kismat de naal milda kamliye pyaar buzurga da
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« on: June 18, 2011, 06:35:10 AM »
Punjabi Boys ka Girls ko PROPOSE kerny ka style:
Pipal da boota howey.......
Gannay da ras howey....... .
Jay mera wass howey....... ..
Rab di Qasam....... .
Teri Maa meri saas howey
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« on: June 18, 2011, 06:33:06 AM »
punjab police da v koi hal nai
ek bhaiya nehar ch na reha c...
hawaldar osnu khinda: chal o bhaiya.. bhar aa ke kapde pa ,.... main teri talashi laini a
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« on: June 18, 2011, 06:30:43 AM »
3 LOG MARN TO BAAD SWARG DE DARVAJE TE GAYE....
1ST : MAIN PUJARI HAN.. MAIN SARI UMAR TUHADI SEWA KITI A .. MAINU ANDAR AAN DIO
GOD : COME IN.... NXT.........
2ND : MAIN DOCTOR HAN...... MAIN JINDGI BHAR LOKAN DI SEWA KITI AE.. MAINU ANDER AAN DEO...
GOD: COME IN ... NXT.....
3RD: MAIN SHADI SHUDA HUN... MAINE.....
GOD: BS KR HUN PAGALA... HUN RUA NA... ANDER AAJA
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« on: June 18, 2011, 06:28:32 AM »
Santa -1 rupaye da petrol payi.! Pump wala-aina petrol pwa ke kithe jana hai ? Santa-jana-juna ta kite ni,aiven paise fookan da shaunk hai mitra nu... :D:
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« on: June 18, 2011, 06:26:27 AM »
IK JRURI SUCHNA:
DRIVING KRDE SAMEY SHARAB NA PIO....KION KI
SPEED BREAKER AA JAVE TAN PEG DULL SKDA A..
FROM: PUNJAB POLICE
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« on: June 18, 2011, 06:23:30 AM »
TEACHER SANTE DE MUNDE NU: TERE DADDY KI KRDE NE ...
SANTE DA MUNDA: G OH KFCB DE MALIK NE...
TEACHER: NICE .. PAR EH KFCB DA KI MATLAB A
SANTE DA MUNDA: KAKA FRUIT CHAT BHANDAR
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« on: June 18, 2011, 06:21:16 AM »
POTA: DADI AAP NE KON KON SA MULK GHUMA AE....
DADI: HINDUSTAN, PAKISTAN, AFGANISTAN.,
POTA: OR AB KON SA DEKHO GI..
DADA BOLA: KABIRSTAN
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« on: June 18, 2011, 06:20:05 AM »
LADKI NE KIYA LADKI KO TOUCH
LADKI NE KIYA LADKI KO TOUCH
LADKI NE KIYA LADKI KO TOUCH
DONT IMAGINE ..READ FULL
LADKI NE KIYA LADKI KO TOUCH
LADKI NE KIYA LADKI KO TOUCH
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ASLI MASALE SACH SACH.. MDH MDH
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« on: June 18, 2011, 06:17:07 AM »
Aamir says in FANAA :-:-:-- Phool hu gulab ka chameli ka mat samjhna, aashiq hoon aapka, apni saheli ka mat samjhna. . . .
But a punjabi boy Says:-- Phull tan phull hai, j gulab nahi tan chameli hi sahi, aashiq tan c tuhade, par j tusi nahi tan tuhadi saheli hi sahi.!.!.!.
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