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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:56:00 PM »
ਇਕ ਵਾਰ ੩ ਬਈਏ ਬਸ ਵਿਚ ਸਫਰ ਕਰ ਰਹੇ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਨੇ.. ਕੰਨਡੱਕਟਰ ਨੇ ਕਿਹਾ, "ਹਾਜੀ ਬਈਆ ਕੀਧਰ ਕੋ ਜਾਨਾ ਹੈ ?"
ਪਹਿਲਾ ਬਈਆ ਬੋਲਿਆ, "amritsar ਜਾਣਾ ਏ".... ਤਾ
ਪਿਛੇ ਬੈਠਾ ੧ ਨਿਹੰਗ ਓਦੇ ਵੱਟ ਕੇ ਚਪੇੜ ਮਾਰਦਾ ਤੇ
ਕਹਿਦਾ, ਸਾਲਿਆ ਅੰਮਰਿਤਸਰ ਸਾਹਿਬ ਨੀ ਕਿਹਾ ਜਾਦਾ,
ਸਾਡੇ ਸਿੰਘਾ ਨੇ ਇੱਥੇ ਸ਼ਹੀਦੀ ਪਾਈ ਏ...
ਕੰਨਡੱਕਟਰ ਦੂਜੇ ਨੂ ਪੁਛਦਾ, "ਹਾਜੀ ਬਈਆ ਤੁਮਨੇ ਕਹਾ ਜਾਨਾ"
ਤਾ ਬਈਆ ਡਰਦਾ ਹੋਇਆ ਕਹਿਦਾ ਹੈ, "ਜਲੰਧਰ ਸਾਹਿਬ
ਜਾਨਾ ਏ" ਤਾ ਨਿਹੰਗ ਓਹਦੇ ਵੀ ੧ ਵੱਟ ਕੇ ਮਾਰਦਾ ਹੋਇਆ
ਕਹਿਦਾ ਹੈ, "ਓਥੇ ਸਾਲਿਆ ਤੇਰਾ ਬੁਢਾ ਸ਼ਹੀਦ ਹੋਇਆ ਹੈ."
ਕੰਨਡੱਕਟਰ ਹੁਣ ਤੀਜੇ ਨੂ ਪੁਛਦਾ ਹੈ, "ਹਾਜੀ ਬਈਆ ਕਿਥੇ
ਜਾਨਾ ਹੈ"
ਤਾ ਉਹ ਹੋਰ ਵੀ ਡਰਿਆ ਹੋਇਆ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਹੈ, "ਯੇ ਲੋ
ਪੈਸੇ ਔਰ ਨਿਹੰਗ ਜੀ ਸੇ ਹੀ ਪੂਛ ਲੋ ਕਹਾ ਜਾਨਾ ਏ, ਮੈ
ਇਸਕੇ ਸਾਛ ਹੀ ਚਲਾ ਜਾਊਗਾ. :D:
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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:49:07 PM »
a girl came late to class.
professor-- y r u late??
girl--sir, ek ldka mera pechha kr reha tha..
prof-- to late kaise ho gye??
gal-- sir ldka bht slow chl rha tha..
hehehehe :D:
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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:47:53 PM »
a student attended bio practical exam.
examiner--birds ki tangein(legs) dekh k iska naam btao...
student-- i do not know..
examinr--u fail.. what s ur name????
student--see my legs n tell my name
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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:44:46 PM »
ikk bus driver ne seat de pichhe likhya hoya c..
" agar WAHGURU ne chahya tan manzil tak pahuncha dunga,
agar chuki nazar to maa kasam, waheguru se he mila dunga.. :D:
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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:43:30 PM »
teacher 2 student: beta answer sheet par sbse pehle kya likhna chahiye...
student: yahi k is sheet par likhe gye answer kalpanik hai jinka kisi b book se koi sambandh nahi hai
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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:39:44 PM »
jugr- ki nayi innova car k piche likha thha....
"saawan ko aane do"
sardar ne piche se truck la kar thok diya... truck k piche likha thha."aaya saawan jhoom ke
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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:37:50 PM »
chuha:- tuhadi umar kinni hai..?
hathi;- 1 saal.
hathi:- teri umar kinni hai..?
chuha:- umar meri v 1 saal hai par saale nashe pattya ne mittran d sehat down karti :hehe:
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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:34:27 PM »
dad:- beta is baar 80% marks le k vekha..
son:- is baar 100% le k vekhava ga....
dad;- mzak na kar....
son:- pehla kis ne shru keeta c
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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:32:23 PM »
nurse-- mubarak ho aap ke ghar beta paida hua hai...
santa: waah!! kya technology hai !!!
meri biwi hospital mein hai or bacha mere ghar paida hua hai
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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:29:51 PM »
a man lost his wife.. he goes 2 mandir and asks lord ram, "plz find my wife."
ram ji answered." naal de mandir ch ja hanuman kol... meri ta aap ohne hi labb ke ditti c :hehe:
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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:27:36 PM »
angrej--- gandhi k dono kaan kaat do.
gandhi-- nahi mai andha ho jaauga...
angrej-- bevkoof kaan kaatne se andha kaise hoga....
gandhi--- ta chasma tere peo de kaana te lavagaaaaaaaaaaaa
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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:25:04 PM »
ek admi ne Zoo me 3 language bolne wala tota dekha, jo english, hindi aur punjabi bolta tha.
admi ne test krne k liye tote se poochha..
who r u??
tota:- i m parrot.
admi:- tum kaun ho??
toata:- main tota hu.
admi:- tu kaun hai??
tota:- teri maa da khasm, saaleya ik vaar ch samjh ni aaunda
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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:22:28 PM »
chhota baby-- mummy raat ko jab mai susu karne gya to bathroom ki light apne aap hi on ho gyi............
mummy nu vatt k chaped mardi hoyi kehndi hai, haramjade tu aj fir fridge mein susu kar aaya
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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:20:39 PM »
1 student university ki toilet mein gya...
jab andar jaakar seat pe betha to sahmne likha hua thha.............
abe itna zor study pe lagaata to first aa jaata :hehe:
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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:19:19 PM »
1 vaar teacher bache nu puchhdi hai k tu kal q nhi aaya school....?
ta aggo bacha khnda hai k kal sade ghre bht vaddi gall hogi...
taecher- q ki hoya..
aggo bacha khnda kal sadi murgi ne anda ditta c.
teacher--- is vich vaddi gal kehri a ...
aggo bacha khnda j vaddi gal nhi a ta fir tu de k vekha
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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:16:57 PM »
1 bache d nani ohnu godhi ch leke boli,
soja degree soja...........
padosan asks," why u call him degree...?
she said,
"meri kudi chandigarh to degree len gyi c te aah le ke aayi hai :D:
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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:14:23 PM »
american boy giving an interview 4 admission in school.
madam asks who is ur father..?
ta fata fata his mother says.........
plz ask simple question.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :happy:
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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:12:38 PM »
BAHU- maaji yeh abhi tak nhi aaye, kahi koi doosri ladki............?
SAAS- arey kalmuhi tu hamesha ulta q sochti hai..?
ho sakta a kisi truck k neeche aa gya ho........!!!!!!!!
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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:11:12 PM »
1 var 1 admi sante nu khnda a k aao chess khelte hai..
aggo santaa us nu khnda a tu meri wait kr mai hune hi shoes paa k aunda han.... :hehe:
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« on: June 15, 2011, 09:08:47 PM »
1 chuha har roz sherni kol kapre da tukda(piece of cloth) sut janda a.....
10-15 eda hi chlda rhnda a. te 1 din sherni us nu fad k khndi a, marjanya ki tu roz kapra sutt k bhj janda a tenu bimari ki a.
aggo chuha us nu khnda a," paave phulkari utte vel butian mittran de chaadre te paade morni" :balle:
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