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News Khabran / Re: ਚੰਡੀਗੜ੍ਹ ਦਾ ਮਸਲਾ
« on: November 30, 2010, 07:19:44 AM »
Uzad uzad k wasna likhiya lekhan vich punjab de :hihpanga:

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Jokes Majaak / Cobra Singh te Mand Garry Di grewal transport te...FUNNY
« on: November 28, 2010, 09:18:19 AM »


Ik waar Mand te Cobra Garry di Grewal transport te CHD tonh

Punjab aa rahei c...... :hihpanga: :blah: :blah: :blah:

garry(conductor)  ne ik bhayei nu puchhiya:- kithe jaana Bhayia??

Bhayia :- Sardaar ji Anadpur jaana....

Mand nu gusaa a gaya  :angry: :angry:

Bhayie de uth k thapad mariya te kainda oye Anandpur Sahib ni

kaih sakda  :thaa: :thaa:

Garry 2nd bande nu:- kithei jaana???

2nd:- Ludiyana Sahib jaana.

Mand ne uth k saaliya LUdhuyana sahib kaina uthei

kede tere pio ne shahidi payi c


 :thaa: :thaa:

Garry COBRA nu :- veer ji tuhanu kithon di ticket dewaana??

COBRA  :wait: :wait: :wait: bai g jithon di mand kainda uthon di de de !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jokes Majaak / Cobra MAND te Grewal transport
« on: November 28, 2010, 09:12:31 AM »


Ik waar Mand te Cobra Garry di Grewal transport te CHD tonh

Punjab aa rahei c...... :hihpanga: :blah: :blah: :blah:

garry(conductor)  ne ik bhayei nu puchhiya:- kithe jaana Bhayia??

Bhayia :- Sardaar ji Anadpur jaana....

Mand nu gusaa a gaya  :angry: :angry:

Bhayie de uth k thapad mariya te kainda oye Anandpur Sahib ni

kaih sakda  :thaa: :thaa:

Garry 2nd bande nu:- kithei jaana???

2nd:- Ludiyana Sahib jaana.

Mand ne uth k saaliya LUdhuyana sahib kaina uthei kede tere pio

ne

shahidi hoyi c :thaa: :thaa:

Garry COBRA nu :- veer ji tuhanu kithon di ticket dewaana??

COBRA  :wait: :wait: :wait: bai g jithon di mand kainda uthon di de de !!!!!!!!!!!!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



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Jokes Majaak / Dr. cobra & his wife
« on: November 28, 2010, 08:51:30 AM »

Cobra Singh Dr ban gaya te us di wife nu v use hospital ch job mil gayi nurse di

Cobra bda dukhi ho k kainda MAND nu :- :wait: :wait: :wait:

Jis hospital da mein doctor han

Meri vohti uthe nurse hai

Kinna ajeeb zulam sehna painda hai

Apni hi vohti nu sister kehna painda hai.  :excited: :excited: :excited: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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Jokes Majaak / cobra te whisky
« on: November 28, 2010, 08:46:48 AM »


Ik Din Cobra daru pee ke bimaar ho gaya. Par ohdi daru prati shardha

 vekho, oh hospital ja k behoshi vich  vi kehi jaawei: Sharab te

theek si, sala liver hi kamjor si.

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Jokes Majaak / Cobra Singh and PCO waala
« on: November 28, 2010, 08:41:06 AM »


   

Santa ik STD te gaya. STD operator nu 2 thapar lagaye te phone karan lagga.

Poocho kiyuunn? ?????????   

Kiyunki STD te likhya c “Fone karan to pehle 2 lagao”
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Jokes Majaak / Cobra Singh DA LOVE
« on: November 28, 2010, 08:37:00 AM »

Cobra Singh to His GF

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 Eh khayal dupehar nu aanda a.
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Jokes Majaak / Cobra Singh te MAND
« on: November 28, 2010, 08:33:36 AM »


MAND: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?

CObra Singh: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.

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Jokes Majaak / cobra te GF
« on: November 28, 2010, 08:29:38 AM »

Girlfriend (Cobra se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.

Cobra Singh:  :wait: :wait: Voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi karega koun?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / cobra te wife
« on: November 28, 2010, 08:24:50 AM »

Cobra to Wife: Kya Tumhara Shaadi Se Pehle Koi Boyfriend Tha?
Wife Chup Ho Jaati Hai...
Cobra: Main Is Khamoshi Ko Kya Samjoon?
Wife: Pehle Gin To Loon, Tab Batayungi Na?


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Jokes Majaak / Re: huhahahhahahahahah
« on: November 28, 2010, 08:18:52 AM »
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Cobra Singh apni Wife naal Ik Hotel Ch Gaye, Jadi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kitta.

Wife Ne Puchha, "Kaun Si Oh?"

Cobra Singh: Tu Mera Dimaakh Na Chatt,

Main Pehlan Hi Preshan Haan Ke Oh Vi Ehi Gall Puchhegi.

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho ji
« on: November 28, 2010, 08:14:54 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
mand da aukha yr ehdei hun gharwali naal v koi na koi panga hi rainda..
kall mand apni

Wife Nu Thapad Mar k Naraj Wife Nu Kehn Lagga, "Insan Ose Nu Marda Hai Jisnu Oh Pyar Karda Hai..."
Wife Ne Khich Ke Do Thappad Maare, Te Boli, Tusi Ki Samajh De Ho Main Tuhanu Pyar Ni Kardi...

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 :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait:22 garry ena na driya kar badnaami tonh nahi te chhada hi marjenga... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Gup Shup / phul keede varge ne??????????
« on: November 27, 2010, 11:59:22 PM »

Phulan warge tusi ni phul tuhadei warge ne........

unique kaur, kudrat, sillygal, simri, sky_eyes,  sukhi  jaaan(meri only),

anti narko, ratno, jatti malwe di ,jatti majhe di,

ena warge taan Gulab de phul ne te baaki keedei warge kedei phul ne

zaroor compair kar k dasiyo...



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Jokes Majaak / Re: umer kudi di
« on: November 27, 2010, 07:30:16 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:uhni ai maan sahib jini sukhi ne pj te ayaan paihli waar dassi c

sukhi u r donig well keep it up


nice lagda tera likhiya vadiya hunda..tnx 4 nice topics pj naal jude raho edan hi :won: :won:

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great job buddy
haasa v aounda te tere te tarss v...... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Shayari / Re: ‌KUJ APNE BARRE LIKHEYA HAI......
« on: November 27, 2010, 08:50:40 AM »
guzr 22 tu eh ni likhiya k aapan sirei de kanzar v haan  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
gud 1 ai bro lagei raho


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Shayari / Re: Ek kahaani jehi.........
« on: November 27, 2010, 08:49:18 AM »

gud 1 bro

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Shayari / Re: ਰਾਜਦੀਪ ਤਾਂ ਕਮਲਾ ਰਮਲਾ
« on: November 27, 2010, 08:46:59 AM »
tere bade vadiya words hunde ai bro keep it up

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Shayari / Re: ਰਾਜਦੀਪ ਨੰਗ ਕਰਦਾ ਨੀ ਸੰਗ
« on: November 27, 2010, 08:45:33 AM »
 :hihpanga: :blah: :blah:nice ai bro

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