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Love Pyar / KUDRAT save hr life....heart attack
« on: December 19, 2010, 03:17:59 AM »
Kudart ji de heart te main attack keeta c ......
But mera bad luck k kudatt ji ne apna dil bachaa liya main chura na sakiya.....
Tusi sare mil k Kudrat ji nu uhna de dil de bach jaan te congtates karo....
Nahi te tusi sareiyan ne pj di sweet voice te pj da kind heart guaa dena c......jo main chura laina c..... PJ nu bda waddaa ghaata paino bach gya..
Mere te taan hun Maan Saahib ne case pa dena mainu v saare gud luck kaho ....
Taa k main jaldi baree ho jawa case tonh...

 :scared: :scared: :rabb: :rabb:








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Gup Shup / Rank Charcha......Weekly
« on: December 17, 2010, 04:38:32 AM »


aaj fir barish karke flights delay ho gayian

sala kum da te pehlan hi bhattha hoia

pehlan xmas te bussy hunda si

is vaar te kaan bolde har paase

Guri ne flight massage read karn to badh gal shuru keeti

kol khade chache blackwood wale ne haan vich haan melayie

kehnda shera kum da te bahut bura haal aa.ene nu Aamy vi kol aa

gaya.te kehnda kum da hi nahi desna da vi bura haal ho gaya

aa.pehli job karke aaia desan gore de ghar si raat di.subah vi

drunk hi lagdi si.aaive galan kardia kaie hor vi kol aa

gaye.Bhotu Shah ne gal shuru keti:-

Bhotu Shah:- aa yaar public transport safety walian ne bada dukhi keta.kal dhake nal hi chalan katti jande si.

Guri:- PTP di sunu eh ta Federal Police nu vi dasi jande si ke kive gadian de camre te safty chek karni aa.

Chacha:-yaar ehna ne bahut dukhi keeta.kum pehlan hi haini uparo eh sare department piche paie rehnde aa.kal no standing zone da fine de gaya council wala hale job drop hi kar reha si.

   Diljeet ne catdian apni gal shuru keeti

Diljeet:-yaar goli maro ehna nu eh te sab chali jana.Garry nu
ho suna koi yaar immigration di kidda PR den ge ja nahi hun eh

Garry:-yaar meri kal agent nal gal hoie si,oh te kehnda si baie Canada di game aa koi,siddi Pr hoju Winnipeg di.eathe ta kehnda hun n i pakke karde.

Ammy:-yaar aah ehna ne pointaa da vi koi nawa panga paata.apne hi kanoon banaie jande aa.

Chacha:-eh sab ehna da paaise khan da dhang aa shero,hor point poineet da koi chakar ni.

Diljeet:-Chacha sahi kehnda,

Garry:-yaar eh je labor di sarkar na aundi ta kuch bacha ho jana si.Julia ta hun melbourne kaand da badla lao.

Bhotu Shah:-bie meri te ik salah ae ki chaar paise kathe karo mehant karke ki laina canada to apne mulak aash karage.

Diljeet:-aa gora horn kehnu mari janda.ohe Guri kithe khadan tera
number aa gaya.chalo sare gaddian move karie fir milde aa.

   Sare appo aapnian gaddian wal chale gaye.
                 

                     :agreed: :agreed:


 





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Shayari / Punjab,Open Poem........Cold War part 2
« on: December 17, 2010, 03:24:36 AM »



Main PUNJAB haan

sadian tonh sarhda aab haan

mainu hun surakhia di lod ai

mare kol border te ta faujj hai

par mare andar di rakhi laie

kise sache sipahi di lod ai

main latta baaha cut den nal mar nahi jana

mainu te dar hai

ke mainu mare dil ander baithe

mare kise aang ne khaa jana

har aang mera baggi hoie janda ae

mainu chahun wala BHAGAT SINGH

PASH kol baitha roie janda ai

har kala kum aaj kal seir hoie janda ai

mainu hun koi swa-seir chhida ai

meri surakhia laie hun kute hi kaffi nahi

mainu te ik bas SHER chhida ai

GURU GOBIND SINGH mera sirjan haar si

MAHARAJA RANJIT SINGH mare laie baap da pyar si

ohna de jaan da darad mainu kade nahi hoia si

kyonke BHAGAT SINGH SARABE huraan

mare putran maeri aan shaan laie apna khoon chooia si

hun vi mare kol putar kaie hazar ne

par sare "BRAR" vaang bekar ne

aashqi de matlab sare bhul gaye ne

jhoothe nashian di daorh 'ch shamhil husna te dul gaye ne
 
chamak damak ehna di mat maar laie ai

ehna appni punjabi maa di chuuni

khud hi uttar laie ai

jo ehna mare warsa nu aashqi da

asli chehra dikhave

oho jihe soorbir diler di lod ai

aaj mainu meri rakhi laie ik SHER di lod ai

jehda mari gulami de sangal tode

te main kaih saka ke main azzad haan

main PUNJAB haan..................
 



 






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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Ardaaas ki c te ki hai?????
« on: December 14, 2010, 01:28:28 AM »
ardaas ki c te ki hai ??

kidan keeti jaaandi hai te kidan keeti jaani chahidi ai???

ardaas da translate ki hai????
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apne apne vichar te suzaa reply karo ji

jhanda ji ne swal uthaya c k kise bande da name mention karna

chahida ya nahi?? so plz ithei reply karo

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Shayari / COLD WAR AGAINST COLD BLOOD
« on: December 11, 2010, 05:45:02 AM »
<a href="http://sher punjabi saade kion hun gidarh bann ge ai,<br /><br />kion eh Dashmesh pita de Fauji nashiyan de harh vich harh gaye ne.<br /><br />jina vaihma bharma chon kadn layi,<br /><br />Dashmesh pita priwar wariya c te Baba Nanak jina layi marr gaye ai.<br /><br />[color=navy]&#039;BRARa [/color]uhna toone-taamna te babiyan de dere fir kion loki ja k <br /><br />warh gaye ai.<br /><br />kion eh DASHMESH pita de fauji......." target="_blank" class="new_win">http://sher punjabi saade kion hun gidarh bann ge ai,<br /><br />kion eh Dashmesh pita de Fauji nashiyan de harh vich harh gaye ne.<br /><br />jina vaihma bharma chon kadn layi,<br /><br />Dashmesh pita priwar wariya c te Baba Nanak jina layi marr gaye ai.<br /><br />[color=navy]&#039;BRARa [/color]uhna toone-taamna te babiyan de dere fir kion loki ja k <br /><br />warh gaye ai.<br /><br />kion eh DASHMESH pita de fauji.......</a>

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tusi sochde howoge ke kidan da sawal ai eh per eda reason ai k kush lok samzde ne

 k main hi anti narco_brar haan ... so esei layi main puchhiya k j kise PJ

members ya staff nu koyi itraaz nahi taanh main v jwaab bhej sakda ...
... but j

kise nu koi itraaz hai taan plz ithei reply zaroor kariyo..........waise main

narco nahi haan
fir v tusi apne views zaroor dass dene tnx



nahi te main fir miss pj baare pichh langa  :loll: :loll: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:




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Help & Suggestions / MAKE A CLEAN PJ SITE......Suggesegtion
« on: December 08, 2010, 10:57:00 PM »


hi friends i wanna discuss one issue its happend many times in the chat room i

mean responsible persons means staff of PJ they

did misbehave
..... if any user doing this kind of stuff its all right but if any

staff member doing its unbelievable.. so my suggestion is when promoting any

staff member, admin need an exam for the position. i seen admin just consider the

posts who did huge quantity posts admin consider that person for a position.
we

seen couple of times staff members used abuse language . couple of times mods ban

to users without any reason.i want to see nice and clean PJ site. 

so my suggestion is admin need to trained new staff members..
       
if you are agree with this topic please reply your views....  

THANKS









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Shayari / RATNJOT Vs LADLI
« on: December 06, 2010, 02:58:37 AM »
:hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga:

main sagar eh gamm haan muzei bhi khushion ki galli mein jaana hai,
  :blink: :love: :love:  :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :blush: :blush:
ai RATNJOT ya to tu haan karde nahi toh muzei LADLI ko fasana hai...
 :agreed: :agreed: :wow: :agreed: :agreed: :agreed: :agreed: :agreed:


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Jokes Majaak / Cobra Singh te Mand Garry Di grewal transport te...FUNNY
« on: November 28, 2010, 09:18:19 AM »


Ik waar Mand te Cobra Garry di Grewal transport te CHD tonh

Punjab aa rahei c...... :hihpanga: :blah: :blah: :blah:

garry(conductor)  ne ik bhayei nu puchhiya:- kithe jaana Bhayia??

Bhayia :- Sardaar ji Anadpur jaana....

Mand nu gusaa a gaya  :angry: :angry:

Bhayie de uth k thapad mariya te kainda oye Anandpur Sahib ni

kaih sakda  :thaa: :thaa:

Garry 2nd bande nu:- kithei jaana???

2nd:- Ludiyana Sahib jaana.

Mand ne uth k saaliya LUdhuyana sahib kaina uthei

kede tere pio ne shahidi payi c


 :thaa: :thaa:

Garry COBRA nu :- veer ji tuhanu kithon di ticket dewaana??

COBRA  :wait: :wait: :wait: bai g jithon di mand kainda uthon di de de !!!!!!!!!!!!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



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Jokes Majaak / Cobra MAND te Grewal transport
« on: November 28, 2010, 09:12:31 AM »


Ik waar Mand te Cobra Garry di Grewal transport te CHD tonh

Punjab aa rahei c...... :hihpanga: :blah: :blah: :blah:

garry(conductor)  ne ik bhayei nu puchhiya:- kithe jaana Bhayia??

Bhayia :- Sardaar ji Anadpur jaana....

Mand nu gusaa a gaya  :angry: :angry:

Bhayie de uth k thapad mariya te kainda oye Anandpur Sahib ni

kaih sakda  :thaa: :thaa:

Garry 2nd bande nu:- kithei jaana???

2nd:- Ludiyana Sahib jaana.

Mand ne uth k saaliya LUdhuyana sahib kaina uthei kede tere pio

ne

shahidi hoyi c :thaa: :thaa:

Garry COBRA nu :- veer ji tuhanu kithon di ticket dewaana??

COBRA  :wait: :wait: :wait: bai g jithon di mand kainda uthon di de de !!!!!!!!!!!!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



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Jokes Majaak / Dr. cobra & his wife
« on: November 28, 2010, 08:51:30 AM »

Cobra Singh Dr ban gaya te us di wife nu v use hospital ch job mil gayi nurse di

Cobra bda dukhi ho k kainda MAND nu :- :wait: :wait: :wait:

Jis hospital da mein doctor han

Meri vohti uthe nurse hai

Kinna ajeeb zulam sehna painda hai

Apni hi vohti nu sister kehna painda hai.  :excited: :excited: :excited: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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Jokes Majaak / cobra te whisky
« on: November 28, 2010, 08:46:48 AM »


Ik Din Cobra daru pee ke bimaar ho gaya. Par ohdi daru prati shardha

 vekho, oh hospital ja k behoshi vich  vi kehi jaawei: Sharab te

theek si, sala liver hi kamjor si.

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Jokes Majaak / Cobra Singh and PCO waala
« on: November 28, 2010, 08:41:06 AM »


   

Santa ik STD te gaya. STD operator nu 2 thapar lagaye te phone karan lagga.

Poocho kiyuunn? ?????????   

Kiyunki STD te likhya c “Fone karan to pehle 2 lagao”
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Cobra Singh DA LOVE
« on: November 28, 2010, 08:37:00 AM »

Cobra Singh to His GF

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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Cobra Singh te MAND
« on: November 28, 2010, 08:33:36 AM »


MAND: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?

CObra Singh: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.

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Jokes Majaak / cobra te GF
« on: November 28, 2010, 08:29:38 AM »

Girlfriend (Cobra se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.

Cobra Singh:  :wait: :wait: Voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi karega koun?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / cobra te wife
« on: November 28, 2010, 08:24:50 AM »

Cobra to Wife: Kya Tumhara Shaadi Se Pehle Koi Boyfriend Tha?
Wife Chup Ho Jaati Hai...
Cobra: Main Is Khamoshi Ko Kya Samjoon?
Wife: Pehle Gin To Loon, Tab Batayungi Na?


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Gup Shup / phul keede varge ne??????????
« on: November 27, 2010, 11:59:22 PM »

Phulan warge tusi ni phul tuhadei warge ne........

unique kaur, kudrat, sillygal, simri, sky_eyes,  sukhi  jaaan(meri only),

anti narko, ratno, jatti malwe di ,jatti majhe di,

ena warge taan Gulab de phul ne te baaki keedei warge kedei phul ne

zaroor compair kar k dasiyo...



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Gup Shup / ਮੇਰੀ ਕੋਈ ਸੇਹਲੀ ਨਹੀਂ
« on: November 27, 2010, 05:23:08 AM »

ਮੇਰੀ ਕੋਈ ਸੇਹਲੀ ਨਹੀਂ___ਮੇਰੀ ਬੱਦਨਸੀਬੀ ਆ___ਬਣਾ ਕੇ ਵੀ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ ਅਗੇ ਥੋੜi ਗਰੀਬੀ ਆ__[/b]

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Shayari / INSAAN???????
« on: November 25, 2010, 03:57:44 AM »

bda aukha raah hai bandei tonh insaan ban-n da

insan koi aam ni hunda,

bande nu jaana panda apni khudgarzi di laash upron guzar k,

apne andar ik kabar bna laina har bande layi aasaan nahi hunda.


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