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« on: September 23, 2007, 03:52:45 AM »
Some times small things in life hurt a lot... If u dont agree with me.. then... . . .try to sit on a pin !!
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« on: September 23, 2007, 03:52:04 AM »
A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother
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« on: September 23, 2007, 02:38:02 AM »
Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN ,Plzzz tell them ur age.....!![
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« on: September 22, 2007, 06:03:00 AM »
Driving Styles ...
One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window .
- Sydney
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
- Japan
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator...
- Boston
Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror
- New York
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned
to talk to someone in back seat
- Italy
One hand on horn,
> one hand on holding gear,
> one ear listening to loud music,
> one ear on cell phone,
> one foot on accelerator,
> one foot on clutch ,
> nothing on brake ,
> eyes on females in next car,
Welcome to INDIA!!!
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« on: September 21, 2007, 04:37:45 AM »
Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u
86
« on: September 21, 2007, 04:22:16 AM »
jee chaahta hai tumse pyari si baat ho,
khaamosh taare aur lambi si raat ho,
phir saari raat tumse hum kahte raheN,
ki tum meri zindagi tum meri qayenaat ho
87
« on: September 21, 2007, 03:54:32 AM »
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi
88
« on: September 21, 2007, 03:53:16 AM »
Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai
89
« on: September 21, 2007, 03:52:24 AM »
Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri
90
« on: September 21, 2007, 03:50:34 AM »
Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera
91
« on: September 20, 2007, 03:43:41 AM »
If u is in love (true love) with someone (onlyone) ,plz write down his/her name in here..... If u cant write the full name,Write the first letter of his/her name ,{ For eg- If u luv Fergie -write F only instead of writin full name}, plz reply is must and take it serious , Bhorna mana hai.
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« on: September 18, 2007, 10:28:49 AM »
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
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« on: September 18, 2007, 10:20:50 AM »
Loki ishq kardey a bade zor dey nall,
Tubhi Ishq kitta badey zor dey nall,
par aggey toh ishq kari thori gaur dey nall,
kyunki kall tere wali dekhi kisi hor dey nall
94
« on: September 18, 2007, 06:10:06 AM »
A photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. u know why????? cuz He said "SMILE PLEASE"
95
« on: September 18, 2007, 06:08:57 AM »
Boy saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Boy: B.Com final year"
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« on: September 18, 2007, 06:07:42 AM »
Santa: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die
Santa: No i will also live with ur sister.
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« on: September 18, 2007, 06:05:56 AM »
[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]SANTA bunked his office and went home and found his wife on bed with his boss.he run back and told his
coleagues :YAAR AJ TU MIEN BASS PAKAR GIA TA[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 18, 2007, 06:03:49 AM »
SANTA: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
SANTA: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
SANTA: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi
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« on: September 18, 2007, 05:56:59 AM »
A guy saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid".
he got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid"
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« on: September 18, 2007, 05:54:52 AM »
Santa and banta go for a drive. . . . Santa- OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. . . Banta puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..
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