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« on: September 16, 2007, 10:04:57 PM »
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
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« on: September 16, 2007, 10:04:18 PM »
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
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« on: September 16, 2007, 10:03:42 PM »
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
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« on: September 16, 2007, 10:02:57 PM »
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:57:03 PM »
Handsome,
Sweet,
Intelligent, Spontaneous,
Good Looking,
Nice Friends, Charming,
Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:55:23 PM »
A man is talking to God and asks him: 'God, why did you make woman so beautiful?'
To which God replies: 'so that you would find them attractive.'
The the man asks: 'God, but why did you have to make them so dumb?'
To which God replies: 'so that they would find you attractive!'
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:54:16 PM »
There was a teacher who said if there are any idiots in this room please stand up. A boy stands up then the teacher said 'Why do you consider yourself as an idiot?'
He said 'Actually I don't but I hate to see you stand up there all by yourself!'
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:52:49 PM »
Malika sherawat ko airport custom par check karate huye puchha gaya madam iss tifin box main kya hain.
Malika sherawat: umm tang mat karo isme mere kapade hain. :angr:
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:51:58 PM »
Jock : I'm sorry to hear your factory was burnt down. What did you manufactures?
Matt : Fire extinguishers.
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:47:11 PM »
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ?
I was enjoying my ride down there ?
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:43:14 PM »
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:39:18 PM »
ek din di gal ha Pappu train te beth ke hasda paya
Babbu: puchiya ki gal ha???
Pappu:ki me railway nal tokkha kita hai tan hasda
Babbu: oh kiddan?
Pappu:mein ticket litti ha aun-jan di par m vapas auna he nahi
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:33:00 PM »
One day , at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin tight miniskirt.
When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn’t get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little.
She still could not reach the step.
Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more.
Still, she couldn’t reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn’t reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus.
The girl turned around furiously and said, “How dare you touch my body that way, I don’t even know you!â€
Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma’am, after you reached around and unzipped my pants three times, I thought that we were friends.â€
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:29:39 PM »
Pappu sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why're the guys doing what they're doing.
The bystander: A Marathon race is going on
Pappu: What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize
Pappu: Then why are the others running?!
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:28:40 PM »
Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor
asked him what had happened to his ears and
he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But ..what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:25:59 PM »
Our Santa was filling up an application form for
a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS
etc. Then he came to the column "Salary Expected" : He
was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought
he wrote:Yes
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:25:21 PM »
[!--sizeo:3--][span style=\"font-size:12pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Banta calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
"Thank you." says Banta and hangs up[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:24:33 PM »
Santa is buying a TV. "Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:24:05 PM »
Santa's Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab .
Santa: Why are you praying for that?
Santa's Son: That is what I have written in my exam.
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:23:14 PM »
Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey
Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!!
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