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Jokes Majaak / Re: Intelligent Monkey ....
« on: August 03, 2011, 02:23:18 AM »
Quote from: @@JeEt@@ on July 31, 2011, 04:11:27 AM
Once a plane crashed somewhere in the mountains, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive.

Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand English and reply. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: “When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Tying their belts”

Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Saying Hello! Good morning!”

Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Checking the system”

Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Looking for my people”

Officer: “After 10 minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Having beverages and snacks”

Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Serving the travelers”

Officer: “What were the Pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”

Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Eating & throwing”

Officer: “After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Some were sleeping and some were reading”

Officer: “What were the air hostesses ?”
Monkey: “Make up”

Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”

Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Nothing”



Officer: “Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “All were sleeping”

Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Kissing the pilots”

Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Responding”

Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering !!!”
 :excited: :excited: :excited:
monkey intligent si pj de mundya tara :D: :D: :D:

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Gup Shup / Re: ashfaq_gujr nu chat mod banuna chayi da k nai?
« on: August 03, 2011, 02:20:31 AM »
ooo mainu 28 vote pe ge :surp:
thanku saab da :smile:

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Complaints / Re: Complaint
« on: August 02, 2011, 02:18:01 PM »
Quote from: мαтєяιαℓιѕтι¢ on August 02, 2011, 03:55:27 AM
sat shri akal  ji mein kall shayri vich kuch sheyr post kite c te ohna vicho kise nei replies  delet kite nei  kirpa kr  k es saari gal di poori prtaal kiti jawe meinu lgda k jinna time tak topic post krn wala aap na khe ona time takk mods v os vicho  kuch delet ya lock nai kr skdey bashrety oh kuch galt na howe and j os bndey nu  demot kita jaawe ta jo agge to mere wrga aam user v pj te apne  likhe sheyr v post kr skke aas krda  es  gal nu inder baai ji khud  dekhn  ge  kio k  ehe  mods and  admins  di he complaint hei te es gall nu sahi sabit krn ge k pj te sirf ruls ee chldey nei  kise group  di nai 
                                                                            DHANWAAD
ssa bro je tare naal edha hoi taan buhat galit hoya bro
kase nu koi hak nai kase de topic delate karin da saab di apni fiing hundi .
22 ziyada gall da ki fiyada jo vi kita galit kia .
me so sad bro :sad:

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Complaints / Re: mainu barda afsos hoya hai ik poeter da pj chhad jaan da @Bilo Bilori Akh Wali
« on: August 02, 2011, 01:30:52 PM »
Quote from: ♥ ਛੱਲਾ ♥ on August 02, 2011, 11:52:39 AM
bs sab chad jange holi holi ..... chnge bure di pechan he nae lokha nu ethe .....
theek keha bro....blori real poat si
mainu buhat afsos aa blori wali gall sun ke :sad:

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Gup Shup / Re: ashfaq_gujr nu chat mod banuna chayi da k nai?
« on: August 02, 2011, 11:55:03 AM »
dushman nai bro
har ik da appna vew hunda
i like it :smile:

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Complaints / Re: Complaint
« on: August 02, 2011, 10:06:24 AM »
Quote from: мαтєяιαℓιѕтι¢ on August 02, 2011, 03:55:27 AM
sat shri akal  ji mein kall shayri vich kuch sheyr post kite c te ohna vicho kise nei replies  delet kite nei  kirpa kr  k es saari gal di poori prtaal kiti jawe meinu lgda k jinna time tak topic post krn wala aap na khe ona time takk mods v os vicho  kuch delet ya lock nai kr skdey bashrety oh kuch galt na howe and j os bndey nu  demot kita jaawe ta jo agge to mere wrga aam user v pj te apne  likhe sheyr v post kr skke aas krda  es  gal nu inder baai ji khud  dekhn  ge  kio k  ehe  mods and  admins  di he complaint hei te es gall nu sahi sabit krn ge k pj te sirf ruls ee chldey nei  kise group  di nai 
                                                                            DHANWAAD
hmmmmm
galib 22 ey main ki sunn reha
 :stopit:

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Gup Shup / Re: ashfaq_gujr nu chat mod banuna chayi da k nai?
« on: August 01, 2011, 09:39:50 PM »
Quote from: harmeets1991 on August 01, 2011, 09:22:47 PM
:blink: hanji hanji bilkul bnauna chahida hai ji

bai apna tubanty por 7 ethe hi hunda a.........te jis din chat vich gujr nai hunda odo kuriya di jaan sooli te tangi hundi a jk jk jk  :he:

menu lagda hai ya gujr nu chat mod bna dena chaida hai  :blink: cuz eh sab ton pehlan eh sare PJ da favo. user a.....second of all sab naal pyaar naal gal karda a te sab de dukh sukh da khyaal rakhda a  :happy:
thanku bro :smile:

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Gup Shup / Re: ashfaq_gujr nu chat mod banuna chayi da k nai?
« on: August 01, 2011, 08:47:14 PM »
Quote from: Grenade Singh on August 01, 2011, 07:37:27 PM
Eh banda khud te bahut changa aa, par ehdi yaari ehda de lokan naal aa jo PJ vich gand paun de shokeen ne, jida ke ravi gill te munda tere joga. Iss karke isda ki itbaar hovega ke eh ohna nu kick kar sakega ke nahi?
GS  22 meri yaari taan sare pj naal aa
revi naal  meri yaari nai ..bass appni ijat bechayi di
kyunk bina bandook tu kase naal penga chnga nai hunda :smile:

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Gup Shup / Re: ashfaq_gujr nu chat mod banuna chayi da k nai?
« on: August 01, 2011, 01:03:30 PM »
vote katt aa comments ziyada :he:

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Gup Shup / Re: ashfaq_gujr nu chat mod banuna chayi da k nai?
« on: August 01, 2011, 12:50:41 PM »
mere te vi topic bana ta bro :D:

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Maan-Sanmaan/Respect+ / Re: PJ GABRU - Mr.DhIlLoN
« on: July 31, 2011, 09:31:55 AM »
congrulation bro =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

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Jokes Majaak / Re: galib de Hoshyari....
« on: July 30, 2011, 02:19:08 PM »
Quote from: ਦਿਲਰਾਜ ਕੌਰ on July 30, 2011, 01:33:37 PM
ha ha  :D:
edha taan sadhe pase lassi leen ayi kudi hasdi aa raj :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: galib de biwi...
« on: July 30, 2011, 02:17:21 PM »
Quote from: DaBaNgG on July 30, 2011, 01:30:14 PM
thx dosto
wellcome bro :smile:

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PJ Games / Re: child name! :)
« on: July 30, 2011, 02:15:59 PM »
kamal :smile:

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Complaints / Re: murakh admin sarpanch
« on: July 30, 2011, 01:44:03 PM »
Quote from: BACHITER SINGH on July 30, 2011, 01:31:47 PM
hun  ehe ki aa  mein dushmni ch c prince  meinu pm kr  k  galt  bol reha  c  te mein os  nu room ch gala kadiya  te os  nei meinu ban krta ehe kithe  likheya  pj ruls ch  k  koi  kise nu pm ch  galt bole   te  jdo koi osda reply kre  oh v dushmni ch  ta oh apni power da galt  use krre  ki ehi matlb aa admin hon da ? akhiri gall ehe hei k mein  jdo dushmni vich c ta prince ohe kio geya te meinu otho ban kio  kita mein prince nu chakk k thori lei  k geya c dushmni ch ? te  ehnu pucho  k  ehne  meinu  msg kio  kite c pehla  ?

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galla kadian taan tenu ban kita hor tenu phula da haar pouna si sapunch ne....okha tara veere :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: galib de Hoshyari....
« on: July 30, 2011, 11:57:08 AM »
aaho veere kush ziyda ee aa :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: galib de biwi...
« on: July 30, 2011, 11:54:39 AM »
galib de kamm ee sare puthee aa :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: galib de Hoshyari....
« on: July 30, 2011, 11:47:34 AM »
galib da okhaaaaaaaaaaaa :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: galib de biwi...
« on: July 30, 2011, 11:46:04 AM »
bale galib de :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Discussions / Re: pj users pj nu kyun chhadd jande aa ?
« on: July 30, 2011, 11:43:38 AM »
Quote from: GILL-GAliB on July 30, 2011, 06:27:17 AM
pj users pj nu kyun chhadd jande aa ?


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