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1021
« on: August 17, 2016, 11:52:24 PM »
1 Kanjoos Apne Bachchon Se Bola,
Jo Raat Ko Khana Nahi Hayega Use 5 Rs Dunga,
Bachche 5-5 Rs. Lekar So Gaye,
Subah Bola Jo 5-5 Rs. Dega Use Hi Khana Milega :D:
vedia tarikka 1 time roti khaan da :D:
1022
« on: August 17, 2016, 02:13:56 PM »
Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
Par koi Channa wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
Ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi.
:break:
wah ji wah very nice words :ok:
1023
« on: August 17, 2016, 05:30:31 AM »
1024
« on: August 16, 2016, 01:29:17 AM »
wah ji wah lambd dar taan shaa gaya :superhappy:
1025
« on: August 15, 2016, 07:54:22 AM »
Girl To Boyfriend: Mummy-Papa Ne Keha Hai Ke Jekar Main Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gayi Tan, Mera Viah Kar Dena.
Boyfriend: Tu Tyari Kitti E Na?
Girl: Kar Lyi E, Bas Reception Di Dress Leni Baaki E? :D: :D:
menu stylo laghdi :D:
1026
« on: August 15, 2016, 07:53:10 AM »
loka Diya laraiya te husband wife te jokes dekh k menu eda lagda k lokk veah Kara k kinna jyada preshaan ho jande a
main taan 2 kara ke pareshan nai .. balke 3 di tayari vich aa :D:
1027
« on: August 15, 2016, 07:51:04 AM »
stylo di profile nu :D:
1028
« on: August 14, 2016, 02:54:51 PM »
ajj de best dp of the week ne
ਪੱਕਾ ਢੀਠ (nambar dar)
1029
« on: August 13, 2016, 03:02:31 AM »
gullu gang layi shin chan wapas aa gaya .. breaking news :D:
1030
« on: August 13, 2016, 01:28:06 AM »
koi new news hai taan send karo plz :laugh:
1031
« on: August 13, 2016, 12:29:46 AM »
Happy birthday bro
1032
« on: August 12, 2016, 12:05:53 PM »
Sahi gl I m back :blah:
wellcome back :D:
1033
« on: August 11, 2016, 02:46:53 PM »
apne aap nu :D:
1034
« on: August 11, 2016, 12:35:29 PM »
Heard thhis recently on phone :idk:
चिंटू सालों बाद मिंटू से मिला...!
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पता चला दोनों की शादी हो गई...!
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चिंटू: कैसी है तेरी बीवी...?
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मिंटू: स्वर्ग की अप्सरा है...!
और तेरी...?
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चिंटू: मेरी तो अभी जिंदा है...!
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
http://mahapunjab.com/weekly-whatsapp-humour-18/
nai samjh ayi :D:
1035
« on: August 11, 2016, 11:58:57 AM »
hasso ji hun saare
numberdar is back :D:
1036
« on: August 11, 2016, 11:14:52 AM »
lo ji mera vote sub nu hassoun wale lambed dar nu jehra asli photo bana ke action dekha reha  : ਪੱਕਾ ਢੀਠ
1037
« on: August 10, 2016, 02:05:50 AM »
Assalam O Alaikum To All
Sab Se Pehle To Me Ye Kahon Ga K Allah Ne Is Duniya Me Har Tarah Ki Makhloq Banai Ha Jin Aur Insan Hevaan Chrind Prind Ek Aisi Makhloq B Ha Jo Jinnat K Ilawa Ha Hum Jab Raat Ko Soo Jate Han To Wo Makhloq Bhar Galion Me Ghoom Rahi Hito Ha Ap Log Jab B Bhr Nikla Kren Khans Diya Kren Ta Keh Allah Ki Jo Makhloq Bhr Mojood Ho Gi Wo Side Per Ho Jayen Wese To Allah Ne 18,000 Makhloq Paida Ki Ha Jin Ka Ek Kisi Insan Se Baat Krna Aur Us K Sath Shadi Krna Ke Waqiat B Buhat Sare Sam Ne Ate Han Mera Khud Ka Waqiat Han Pehla Waqia Jo Mujy 2008 Ya2009 Me Mere Sath Pesh Aya Tha Wo Ye Tha K Me Apn Ghar K Sath Masjid Me Masjid Imam K Sath Baitha Hua Tha Maghrib Ki Namaz K Bad Isha Ki Namaz Tk Baithe Rahe Wahan Isha Ki Namaz Parhi Ti Me Imam Sahab K Kamre Me Gaya To Imam Sahab B Uper A Gye Un K Sath Ek Admi Aya Tha Jiska Hulya Insano Jiasa Tha Ainak Ki Hui Thi Bari Bari Darhi Mubarak B Thi Wo Aya Aur Baith Gaya Masjid Imam Sahab K Sath Baten Krne Laga Me B Us Ke Sath Baith Gaya Batrn Kerte Kerte Us Ne Jinnat Ki Baten Shoro Kr Dien Me Ne Us Ki Dhiyan Ni Diya Kiun K Me Us Ki Baton Se Lutf Andooz Ho Raha Tha Attaullah Shah Bukhari Ki Baten Shoro Ker Den Me Chup Ker K Sunta Raha Wo Keh Raha Tha K Attaullah Shah Bukhari Mazaaq B Kafi Acha Ker Lete Thy Ek Din Attaullhah Shah Bukhari Sahab Ghusal Krne K Liye Tayyar Hue Tolia (Towel) Apne Kandhe Pe Rakha Aur Bath Room Ki Taraf Jane Lage Acahanak Darwaze Pe Kis Ne Knock Kia Aur Attaullah Shah Bukhari Shab Darwaze Ki Taraf Chal Diye Darwaza Khola To Bhr Police Ae Hui Thi Police Attaullah Shah Bukhari Ko Griftar Ker K Le Gai 3saal Bad Attaullah Shah Bukhari Jab Ghar Aye To Tolia (Towel) Waise Hi Kandhe Per Tha Jaise 3 Saal Pehle Nahane K Liye Wo Ja Rahy Thy Ate Hi Kaha Me Nahane Ja Raha Hon.
Phir Us Bande Ne Attaullah Shah Bukhari K Kuch Qisse Aur Sunaye Tab Tak Raat K 10 Baj Chukke Thy Imam Sahab Ne Kaha Ab Ap Log Jao Mujy Sona Ha Unhon Ne Kaha K Mujy Allah Ka Ghar Dikhao Imam Sahab Ne Kaha Kese Us Ne Kaha K Mujy Jinnat K Zarye Le Jao Imam Sahab Ne Kaha Theak Ha Abi Jao Mujy Neend Ayi Hui Ha Hum Log Wahans Se Chaley Gae Imam Sahab Apni Jaga Chaley Gaey Wo Banda Jo Imam Sahab Ka Mehman Tha Aur Me Wahan Se Uth Gaye Aur Us Ne Mujy Ghar Tak Chora Aur Khud Agey Nikal Gaya Jate Jate Wo Jinnat Ki Baten Kr Raha Tha Me Ne B Use Hath Milaya Aur Ghar Chala Gaya Subah Jab Namaz K Liye Masjid Gaya To Imam Sahab Ne Namaz Parhane Se Pehle Mere Pas Aye Aur Kaha K Us Mehman Ap Ko Raat Kuch Kaha To Ni Me Ne Jawab Diya Ni To Imam Sahab Bole Wo Insan Ni Tha Bal Ke Wo Ek Jin Tha Me Sun K Hairan Ho Gaya Me Ne Khuda Ka Shukar Ada Kia.
1038
« on: August 08, 2016, 12:13:04 AM »
I m assli wala bhoot !! Manu deekh lavo :omyeyes:
kyn pj diya kudia darrounia :D:
1039
« on: August 08, 2016, 12:11:23 AM »
Devil apne naam :banana:
lolzzzzzzzz ok
1040
« on: August 07, 2016, 03:53:20 PM »
Ek husband di wife apne pakke chali jandi aa russ k
& husband roj ohde ghar phone karda aa..
ek din ohne phone kita & kudi di mom ne kiha-
Tu roj roj kyu phone karda aa....tainu main roj kehni aa ..ohne tere ghar wapis nhi auna
te aggo husband kehda aa--Bas ahi sun laye roj phone karda aa , Sunke bahut vadia lagda aa :hehe:
kamal ne kamal karti :laugh:
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