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Gup Shup / Re: About Friends
« on: May 28, 2008, 09:47:43 PM »
ik sama si, yaar te dushman'ch bahut farak disda si, par ajj kal akhan khull gayiyan ne (rabb di mehar naal)...

hun tan ehne yaaran de yaar aa asin, dushmana nu vi yaar di nazar naal dekhida

5782
Gup Shup / Re: Bachpan..
« on: May 28, 2008, 09:45:09 PM »
hanji fer shanno ji de mapeya nu alaamba aunda hunda si

bache di maa: tuhadi kapati kurhi shanno ne sade munde nu kuteya, ess kudi nu lagaam payo, dekho kidhan vadd-di aa neyaneya nu
shanno di maa: tera munda kehda ghat aa, kal mein kikkar te charhda dekheya
bache di maa: booooooooo ni mera munda tan kato warga aa
shanno di maa: eho jahe bacheya nu pinjre'ch rakhida bahar ni
bache di maa: ni jaa parey ayi vaddi jaildarni

[te gal vadd-di hi jandi aa, rukan da nau hi ni lehndi]

5783
Menu lagda sanu DholCutz Bhangra Radio and Punjabi Janta Radio de programs vich advertisement karni pehni aa...

koi record karne wala chahida, ke menu hi karna payu?

5784
Shayari / Re: STROY
« on: May 28, 2008, 09:07:49 PM »
ehi nasheeli jatti di zindagi di kahani aa, dekho kini aukhi aa... aam insaan samjh vini sakda

5785
Jo jassi de ghardeya ne keeta bahut galt keeta, ajj de samey vich je mapey neyaneya di khushi nahi dekhde, tan jayada taur te neyane hi gawa lehnde ne

par jassi te mithu nu vi sochna chahida si, ke jo oh kar rahe aa ohda ki anjaam houga...

sada vakhra itihaas aa, sahiba de veeran ne mirze nu vaddeya si kiyonki oh sahiba nu bhaja ke lehke challa si, ohi gal ethey hoyi aa... sahiba de veeran da vi ki kasoor aa oh apni izzat bachaunde si (oh sochde si oh apni bhen nu bachaunde paye aa), par eh vi aa ke sahiba ja mirze da ki kasoor aa, ona ne tan bas pyar keeta... ajj de zamane'ch bhoond aashiq sahiba de veeran nu tarhde aa, par apne val ni jhaakde ke oh ki karde je ohna di bhen hundi oss samey'ch! sahiba de veer vi chaunde si ke ohna di bhen kisey changey ghar, jithey ohna de rishte kayam reh sakan...


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neend na vekhe bistra,
bhukh na vekhe maas,
maut na vekhe umar nu,
ishq na vekhe jaat

tangey rehnde kiliyan de naal prande
jina de raatin yaar vichre
-- Gurdas Mann - Prande (Ishq Na Dekhe Jaat)

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Gup Shup / Re: Performance in Your Life
« on: May 28, 2008, 10:14:36 AM »
she means: have you performed Bhangra/Gidha/Dance Performance on stage?

hanji main ik bhangre di team'ch captain si, Tufts Bhangra Team... 3'k saal asin perform keeta:

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE_ZlEGmGaA

5787
Here we go, mere kol free time si, tan mein Kamli ji layi ik Ishtehaar deta on Punjabi Janta Times FRONT PAGE (hatt pichey brrrrrrrrruaaaaaaaaaaahhh)

5788
mitro vote karo, i changed the vote options, sanu pata lagauna chahida kamli kithey aa te ki kar rahi aa?

ajayo dectective dosto te saheliyo

5789
dimag di thori kamli? nahi nahi fix that: bahut kamli aa

hahahah good ad, akal inder can you please make that an actual newspaper ad? ke meinu karna payu? haha


inder ji newspaper de lost and found colum ch ads pa denni c!!!
                              LOST AND FOUND
                        WANTED WANTED KAMLI WanTED

miss kamli ghum gayi hai ji,o last week punjabi janta di website te dekhi gyi c.
o chatroom vicho inder ji da dil li k bhej gyi....inder ji hun apne dil toh binna hi kam chala rahe neh.
j kise neh kamli sis nu vekhia ta please oshnu punjabi janta te chad denna...chaden wali nu inder ji $.25 cent usa den ge.
 kamli di identification kuch is par kar hai...diyan denna-
      kamli da rang ghora hai... kad 6' de kol hai...eyes brown neh..te dimag toh thori jihi kamli hai..te baki infromation inder ji toh le lenna........!!!
 baki laben wale nu punjabi janta de admins walo jarmane wajo 8 hours da ban liyia jawe ga.
                          thanwadddddddddd


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Gup Shup / Re: About Indian Ppl
« on: May 27, 2008, 04:01:33 PM »
kayi lokan de maapey keh dinde payi gairan nal gal nahi karidi, na-hi ohna nu apney warey dasida... ki pata agla banda kidhan da hove

5791
Gup Shup / Re: About Indian Ppl
« on: May 27, 2008, 02:32:18 PM »
haha par tuhanu eh vi pata hona chahida kayi companies eh nahi chaundiya ke ohna de employees lokan nu apne warey kuch vi dassan... eh contract support employees nu sign karna pehnda hunda!

5792
Gup Shup / Re: About Indian Ppl
« on: May 26, 2008, 11:04:05 PM »
punjabikudi, tusi 100 partishad vishvas naal nahi keh sakde ke oh "indian" aa kionki oh kisey hor desh ton ho sakdi, jidda ke pakistan, sri lanka, bangladesh, adi.  Te oh lok eh ni pasand karde ke koi lallu panju ohna nu "indian" kave.

Apne punjabi munde/kudiyan amreeka vich apne app nu kaley banan di, gorey banan di koshish bahut karde. Goreya/Kaleya de libaas pehnke pata ni ki sabit karna chaunde.  Par chalo jo jis nu vi vadiya lagge ohi, mein kaun hunna kisey naal zabardasti karan wala ke tun punjabi ban. ajj kal deya punjabiya, spanisha, angreza, zahoodiya diya shaklan vich tan kadey kadey koi farak hi ni pata lagda (boli, pagh ja karhey ton pata kar layida kade kade).

Kerfufle: Kayi cheeza angrezi vich theek keh hundiya, kayi punjabi vich. internet te (ja kayi aukhiya cheeza vich like business/technology) angrezi bolni bahut jayada saukhi aa (kiyonki type cheti hojandi, ja punjabi vich oh lafaz heni ke sabh kuch beyaan kar sakiye)... par din par din apne ghardeya, dosta, mitra naal bas punjabi vich hi gal karidi, te oh sara kuch saar dindi hai!

"Sabb ton vadda putt harami maa boli jo bhul jawe"
-- jaswinder brar - maa boli

5793
punjaban kurhi ji ehniya cheezan ton lagda jidda tuhade kol kuch jayada hi free time aa?  yaar menu yaad aa kisey samey mein vi vehlarh jeha hunda si, ajj kal ni hath pair thalley lagde...

ni Kato Mittran Di, hun lagdi phullan te kheley

5794
punjaban kurhi ji tusi sikhan nu germany'ch betha ke ki lehna? tuhanu koi jaanda germany da?

Par menu Australia de number galat lagde, ajj kal punjab di janta sari IELTS karke, Australia nu turiyo aa

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Pics / Re: TIME LINE OF PUNJAB
« on: May 26, 2008, 03:20:02 PM »
here's the bigger picture of what bsp posted: Administrative Map of Punjab 1909



Timeline : Punjab


325 B.C.

   Alexander the Great invaded Punjab

1577
   Fifth Sikh Guru Ram Das founded city of Amritsar
1584-1598

   Lahore under Akbar temporarily functioned as the capital of the Mughal Empire; Akbar had
Lahore Fort built.
1699
   Militarization of Sikhism; formation of the Khalsa
1707
   Mughal Emperor Aurangzeb had the Badshahi Masjid and the Alamgiri gateway to the fort built
1709-1710
   Banda Singh briefly achieved Sikh independence from Mughal Empire
1716

   Banda Singh executed by Mughals; open Sikh resistance against Mughal rule

1739-1747
   Nadir Shah's invasion; Persian rule
1745-1756
   Period of uncertainty; Lahore saw 9 governors come and go
1748-1769
   Ahmed Shah Abdali's 9 invasions of the Punjab
1758
   Sikh capture of Lahore
1763
   Foundation to Patiala Fort laid
1764-1799
   Rule of the Sikh Misls
1767
   Afghans retook Lahore
1773
   Death of Ahmad Shah Abdali
1783-1784
   Famine Year
1793    Afghans ousted from Lahore; Afghan army routed
1795    Afghan invasion of the Punjab
1796-1797    Afghan invasion of India
1798    Afghan invasion of the Punjab
1799
   Ranjit Singh ascended to the throne; retook Lahore from the Afghans who had taken in in 1798; R.S. began a policy of expansion which resulted in the unification of the Punjab
1803    an Earthquake struck Punjab
1806, 1809    Treaties of Lahore, between E.I.C. and Ranjit Singh, limiting the latter to the left bank of the Sutlej
1808    Patiala signed treaty with E.I.C. directed against Ranjit Singh
1809    E.I.C. granted protection to Nabha, Cis-Sutlej States
1814    an Earthquake struck Punjab
1827    Succession struggle in Jind; interventon of E.I.C. forces
1835    Rebellion in Jind; intervention of E.I.C. forces
1836    American Mission established in Ludhiana
1837-1838    Famine Year
1839    Death of Maharaja Ranjit Singh
1840    Death of Kharak Singh, son and successor of Ranjit Singh
1842    an Earthquake struck Punjab
1846    First Anglo-Sikh War
1848-1849    Second Anglo-Sikh War; Punjab annexed by the E.I.C.

1849    Board of Administration of Punjab formed
1852    Protestant mission established in Amritsar
1853    Board of Administration abolished; Chief Commissioner appointed
1853    Lahore became capital of E.I.C.-adminitered Punjab
1855    Census : population of the Punjab 13,000,000
1855-1870    Construction of railroad connecting Delhi, Punjab and Sindh
1856    Introduction of the Criminal Code in force in Bengal Presidency
1857-1858    Sepoy Rebellion; Raja of Jind sided with the British
1858    Delhi territory on the right bank of the Jumna transferred to the Punjab
1860-1861    Famine in district between Sutlej and Jumna
1862    Cholera epidemic
1865    an Earthquake struck Punjab
1870-1876    Completion of the Upper Bari Canal
1874    Peasant Rebellion in Jind
1876-1882    Construction of the Sirhind Canal
1882    Opening of Punjab University
1883    Coal Mining begun at Dandot
1884    Census : population of the Punjab 21,860,000
1895-1896    Famine Year
1897-1898    Famine Year
1899-1900    Famine; the worst since the British had taken over the Punjab
1900    Lyallpur founded
1901    North West Frontier Province established, separated from Punjab
1905    the Plague killed 390,000 in the Punjab
1905-1907    Punjab Agitation (in response to Russia's defeat in 1905)
1909
   Elections for Punjab Legislative Assembly held; Minto Morley Reforms create separate electorates - Muslim, Non-Muslim
1914-1918    World War I; 60 % of the British Indian troops came from the Punjab
1915    Mutiny in Ferozepur, Lahore, Rawalpindi
1919    Amritsar Massacre
1920    Shiromani Akali Dal founded
1922    Unionist Party founded
1923    Unionist Party won elections to Punjab Legislative Assembly
1926    Unionist Party won elections to Punjab Legislative Assembly
1930    Great Depression; the price for wheat, Punjab's major export product, dropped from 4.25 to 1.5 Rs. per maund
1934    Unionist Party won elections to Punjab Legislative Assembly
1935    Government of India Act
1937    Unionist Party won election of 1937, formed Government of Punjab
1940    Muslim League, at session in Lahore, raised demand to form a separate Muslim state of Pakistan
1944    Price control for grain introduced
1946    Elections held in the Punjab; victory of the Muslim League; Unionist government resigned
1947

   Punjab partitioned into a larger western part, with Lahore, allocated to Pakistan (1947 population 18,800,000, and into a smaller eastern part, with Amritsar, allocated to India (1947 population 12,650,000)

1948
   Patiala, Nabha, Nalagarh, Malerkotla, Jind, Faridkot, Kapurthala, Kalsia joined the Indian Union, established PEPSU
1948    First Indo-Pakistani War
1956    East Punjab was merged with Patiala and East Punjab States Union
1958    Rawalpindi became temporary capital of Pakistan
1961-1963    Construction of Islamabad as Pakistan's new capital
1965    Second Indo-Pakistani War
1966
   Indian part of Punjab partitioned into Haryana, Punjab; a third part of Punjab was added to Himachal Pradesh
1971
   Third Indo-Pakistani War
1984
   Amritsar (Indian Punjab) : Operation Blue Star
1998
   Population of West Punjab (Pakistan section) 72,585,000


Ref: http://www.zum.de/whkmla/region/india/tlpunjab.html

5796
Gup Shup / Re: Y2K A BIKE
« on: May 25, 2008, 08:11:03 PM »
yaar bakki diya gallen bayad vich meri fav. ahh Yellow Bike jeee. sidda sidda das ditta main. ahde te koi akh na rakhe nai te fukki laddo main ohne


balle hatt pichey, mein suneya...
"jatt jehdi cheez nu dekh lave, ja tan oh cheez bhasam hojandi, ja jatt di hojandi"

hahaha

5797
Cars / Re: PIMP HUMMER
« on: May 25, 2008, 07:53:17 PM »
damn people just about put lambhorghini doors on anything, it doesn't look all that on hummers!
my bro wants to put em on his Nissan 350Z, I know that'll look good though

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Introductions / New Friends / Re: SSA Ji Saareya Nu!
« on: May 25, 2008, 07:46:26 PM »
eh kenchi jubaan bahut kamm di cheez aa... je tusi punjab'ch hunde, hun nu tuhadi MLA di seat pakki si...

layo moher PJP te: Punjabi Janta Party haha

ssa ji...warning lai thankju hehe "mere naal nai larhna" par j kadee koi pannga peya taan fer tusi bachleyo kion ke gussa barra marra va mera... oddan boldi taan main v vatheri aan ji but haje navin ah na iss forum te iss karke juban ne shuru ni keeta kainchi vaang challna shy;) Challo changa ji fer milde aan jaddon tusi tapussi maarke pohanchon ge haha

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Gup Shup / Re: Y2K A BIKE
« on: May 25, 2008, 07:43:34 PM »
yeh this bike was in the movie Torque, pretty crazy!  I dont know why its street legal, this could pretty much cause a huge fire hazard!

good stuff bsp

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Funny Videos / Re: Jatt di desi drift
« on: May 25, 2008, 07:16:51 PM »
BALLE OYE TERE
thats one of the best drifts i've seen (much better than an 8 haha)

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