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mundaa-kurhee bas sataind ton bas vich charhhay taan agalee seet upar baitth gaay। bas vich baitthathiaan hee uh aapas vich galaan karan vich magan ho gaay। bas vich savaareeaan charhhatheeaan, unhaan noon gahu naal takatheeaan tay aapaneeaan seetaan 'tay baitth jaantheeaan। bas thay kandakatar nay unhaan noon vaykhiaa, dhir musakaraaiaa tay dhir tayp rikaarad 'tay bhathaa jihaa gaanaa laa thitaa। payndoo jihee ik aurat uchee aavaaja vich unhaannoon sunaa kay bolee, 'ajakalh thay munday-kurheeaan noon taan bhoraa saaram naheen, kivayn moonh jorh jorh galaan karathay nay, avaaraa kisay thaan thay।' munday nay ghoor kay aurat val thaykhiaa par boliaa kujh naa।

munday nay kandakatar noon paisay thitay, kandakatar nay khacharee haasee hasathiaan tho tikataan munday thay hath dharhaa thiteeaan। bas kurheeaan thay hosatal agay rukee। kurhee nay hanjhooaan bhareeaan akhaan naal munday val vaykhiaa। munday nay kurhee thaa baig chukiaa tay bas vichon utaar thitaa। dhir uh jaana-bujh kay uchee aavaaja vich boliaa, 'bhainay aapanaa khiaal rakheen, kee hoiaa jay baapoo saanoon chhad kay tur giai, main taan jinthaa haan naa tayraa veera, bhoraa dhikar naa kareen। chandeegarhhon vaapas aaunthiaan main tainoon mil kay jaaoon।'

kandakatar nay tayp rikaaradar banth kar thitee। savaareeaan hun sir sutee baittheeaan sana।

Shreef veerji sat sri akal,

I'm going to handle this complaint because the defendant is an administrator.

Kayi vele slow internet karke lokan di ID chat vich fas jandi aa, meri vi 1-2 vaari fassi hai. Ehde naal chat vich message aunda rehnda "User has entered" "User has left" baar baar, jehde naal janta nu chat vich kuch hor ni disda sirf eh message baar baar aunda rehnda. Ess layi jado tuhadi ID ne ehda keeta, KohiNoor ne tuhanu kick karta ghat samey layi (temporarily), te fer Jatt Mullanpuria de kehn te ke ohda net kharab hoya tuhanu unban karta.

Tuhanu kise ne permanent ban nahi keeta si. Thanks.

Aggey ton je ehda hove, please either message the mod or create topic immediately. Tanki tuhanu cheti ton cheti unban keeta jave.

KP ne kitta ajj mainu.

KohiNoor will report what happened. Thanks.

Grenade seyanhh., shariff prince and punjabi cinema = same banda apna sub admin lol.   Ehna tan pata hona, ki same bandey diyan 2 votaan nahi count kar sakdey, Punjab diyan electiona wala kam hogya lol. Shukar a karamveer bai tu ek vote te haraya nahi.

Hanji, same person. I ignored it because even with multiple votes, Karamveer Singh won. Galti hogayi honi Sarpanch kolo, aggey ton nahi karuga.

VIP ni menu lagda kade koi post hundi si.
Par teri FB login wali gal sahi aa, ehnu karn layi menu 2-3 cheez hor update karn di lorh aa. Jado oh hogayiya, fer eh gal vi poori kar deni.

Good suggestions.

Sat Sri Akal mitro,

4 hasmukh judgan ne votan payiya te jetu kaddeya:



Judge 1:
buhat shoni joke sunayi hass hass ke tid dukhan lagh gaya khaas to te  jadh srapanch di vhoti kam kar ke dekhoundi aa
 nale sharha jatt de real joke ne buhat hassya
good work


Judge 2:
charha jatt,,,
22 tera joke bhut funny c par k bhut hassa aa reha c,,,mai chunda mera veer ehda de vadiya vadiya joke paunda rawe te sareya da dill kush karda rawe,,,
jehra har ik nu kush rakh sake oss to vadiya frnd duniya te koi ni hunda tu vohna cho ik aa veere tu v ethe har ik nu kush rakhda,,,eh pj tuhadi aapni aa mai te eh hi kehnda k ehda hi ethe changge changge jokes paeya karo te har ik da dill kush rakheya karo,,,


Judge 3:
"To aim is not enough, you must hit!

Well Done! Pehla te sare hi participant da bahut bahut dhanwand k ona ne is competition  vich participate kita.  Te saree Hi particiants ne bahut hi vadia tareke naal janat nu hausan di khoshi kita Thanx to all. But yh competition  aa so wiiner te ek hi ho sakda  te oh ne  SHraa Jatt .

Congratulation! Enaa ne  batut hi  vadia tareeke naal joke sunaye puri mehnat te lagaa naal participate kita puraa effort paya ate oh hahaha wala side touch vich bahut vadia sii .Jokes di shurwat hi bahut shone tareke naal  kitti and end tak bahut hi vadia tareke naal present kita as compare to other participant.Jehra pauses and stops use kite oh v kafi vadia tarike naal use kite k janta nu samaj lag sake k actual joke hai kk. So I think koi kami nhi si kise cheez di v like full effort, concentration ,mehnat , te lagan naal participate kita. Awsome Performance!!
Karamsingh ji – Enna ne v bahut vdia joke sunaye te I hope sab nu ena de v joke bahut pasand aye Te yeh second number te yakenn k bahut nehre sii to become a winner .so enaa da v  bahut bahut dhwand .

Thanksss!!


Judge 4:
Congratulations to Shara Jatt! Very well deserved :)

I would like to say that all 4 of you guys deserve a round of applause from Pj janta for participating and showcasing your talent (ehne ghat jaaneya ne participate kita - lol). Everyone had their own style and did a great job. I would also like to mention that I really liked Sukh’s jokes and his style – very funny..je thora hor effort paunda..it could have been even better.
Also, I liked Karamveer’s entry for his effort – very clear voice, creativity (Talking Tom), easy to understand and follow through his jokes. But, I think his choice of jokes suited better to children/preteens. Otherwise, very nicely done. Great effort!

Winner: Shara jatt de joke bahut funny si, usne effort vi bahut paayea te usdi delivery sab ton  vadiya si. Sab ton pehla jokes de funny hon di gal kariye te usde saare joke age appropriate si (young generation/adults de humour wale). Jokes ehne simple vi nahi si ke aapa pehla hi guess kar sakiye end ch ki houga..thora dimaag laun di vi lod pendi si lol. 
Appa dekh sakde aa ke ohne effort kinna jaada paayea. Jokes shuru karn ton pehla ohne ik jehri ehna fast bol ke introduction ditti aa – that is very original, creative and shows that he has put in effort and at the same time it shows he is very talented to carry that out.  Appa sun sakde kis tarah usne harek joke vich forum members de naam leh ke apni audience naal interact kita va...sirf naam ni laye,  situation/person nu deyaan vich rakhde us hisaab naal joke vich add kita. For example, sarpanch – gagan wala joke bahut fit beth da kyonki aapa nu pata sarpanch da hune hune viah hoyea te gagan vi viah te geya si.  Aise tarah usne lesbian wale joke ch apne aap nu te chat nu involve kita – eh vi bahut fit beth da. So, itho pata lagda ke usne changi tarah soch ke jokes vich eh originality paayi aa. Usne thore apne life de funny experience vi share kite – very original!
Best thing about Shara jatt was his delivery/style. Delivery of a joke is very important - je joke sanon da style vadiya hove tan ghat funny joke vi jaada funny lag sakda and vice versa. Oh is tarah lag reha si ke jinve oh sachi vich kise sahmne bethe bande nu joke sanounda hove. I felt this was a challenge in this competition because participants are just recording themselves, they are not actually telling a joke to someone. So, I understand how it can come across as they are reading it from somewhere, therefore lacking in voice modulation, expressions and comes off a little monotonous. However, this was not the case with Shara jatt, he overcame this challenge very successfully. His style was even better than his jokes which made them hilarious.
To sum it up - complete package!

lol Dekhi punjabiyan ne kehna oss vele ta roz cut lagda pakka. Nothing new for punjab.

mods nu keho meinu unban karn

Banned by g kainth. Ki gal hogayi, kise nu pata?

Oh yaar mogey wala kaand na dassi ehna nu, depression hojana janta nu.

Hadd e hogi ik shirt de shote jihe  mudde ne kinna vikraal roop lai lya pta ni dona nu ki ho gya c :dnk:

Karamveer, harek gal jaroori ni ke saaf hove. Aj kal kuch pata ni lagda pardey piche ki hunda.