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« on: August 17, 2012, 05:51:11 PM »
GUJJAR 22 1 GAL DAS YAAR MAIN JADO KOI PERSONAL MESSAGE TYPE KARDA ....ODHO MAINU CODE TE YEAR TE STATE KYUN TYPE KARNI PENDI AA HAR VAAR?
Because you have less than 10 posts I think. This is a spam protection measure.
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« on: August 17, 2012, 05:49:20 PM »
:break:
Tusi Te Mera Dil Hi Tud Dita Grenade
Bulao Naa Ajj to Baad Kade Mainu!
Sareya aggey das deva ke tu asli secret admin aa?
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« on: August 17, 2012, 01:50:25 AM »
Deep stuff, I'm not sure if you wrote this.
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« on: August 17, 2012, 01:42:28 AM »
Eh looking for billo kon aa, please post the profile link. Sub Admins please solve this.
525
« on: August 17, 2012, 01:09:25 AM »
PJ te Jatt Mullanpuria ek chickenpox virus vangu felda janda. Kade eh sariya kudiyan nu gym join kara dinda, kade eh sareya nu radio karan laa dinda, kade kise di interview, te kade lokan nu prerna dinda PJ layi kuch changa karne di... Par ehna sab gallan nu madd-de nazar rakhde hoye, Mullanpuria sab naal ik goorhi dosti banayi rakhda. Eh bhavein lokan de dimaaga naal kalolan karda, par ohna naal nafrat nahi karda, sirf ohna nu changey PJ nagrik banon di koshish karda. Je tuhanu Jatt Mullanpuria di kabiliyat te shakk aa kade ohde naal PJ de bhavikh barey gal karke dekheyo. Jidda ik rishimuni di taran, sare PJ di jankari na karati te mera naam badal ke Grenade Singh rakhdeyo. Eh munde'ch kuch karne da pressure bahut aa. Eh pressure nu dekhde hoye, asin sochde aa ke munde nu hor power di lorh hai. (Steroids di market vich kami hogayi) Kiyonki Mullanpuria de iraade bahut uche ne, par powers ghat. Layo vai karo swagatam apne nave Sub Admin da... yaar da yaar, JATT MULLANPURIA, the bodybuilder.Side Note: Kudiyo, Mullanpuria haje vi kuwara hai, ehnu apna jeevan saathi banayo, te tusi vi Miss Sub Admin ban jayo. Dhanwad.
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« on: August 17, 2012, 12:57:42 AM »
Ah layo asli conversation [yeah] 12:21 am: pind di pichli firni te hundiya si mulakaata..meri fav. line aa...[Jatt Mullanpuria] 12:22 am: billo sanu das [Jatt Mullanpuria] 12:22 am: whne was the last time [Jatt Mullanpuria] 12:22 am: tu kise munde naal [Jatt Mullanpuria] 12:22 am: ehdan milli see? [ѕняєєf נαтт кαиg] 12:22 am: aja yeah teri ghar di pichli bare kole mulakatta kar laine[ѕняєєf נαтт кαиg] 12:22 am:  [yeah] 12:22 am: main ta kade ni mili eda lol [Jatt Mullanpuria] 12:22 am: billo de bapu ne encouter kardena [Jatt Mullanpuria] 12:22 am: billo i tink je koyi confidence wala munda [admin] 12:22 am: lol [Jatt Mullanpuria] 12:22 am: tere magar pehgyaa [Jatt Mullanpuria] 12:23 am: i think tere ton control nahi hona lol [Mitra Da Dera]: mein_bulbul_wargi_jatti has left at 12:23 am [Jatt Mullanpuria] 12:23 am: jinna marji bhaj layi lol [admin] 12:23 am: asin kafi roti khande si jado bhukhe hunde si lol[yeah] 12:23 am: eda de munde milde kithe aa lol [Jatt Mullanpuria] 12:23 am: ah dekh [Jatt Mullanpuria] 12:23 am: admin saab [Jatt Mullanpuria] 12:23 am: hun tan grenade seyanh bhangra di coaching kardan [Jatt Mullanpuria] 12:23 am: koyi kuri nahi patayi? [yeah] 12:23 am: admin saab...eh umeed ni si rakhi, tusi rotiya ghat khaya karo, kya haal bana rakha hai lol[ѕняєєf נαтт кαиg] 12:24 am: meri mummy menu rotiya ghat dindi si kendi mera munda vadda hoke fatty na banje
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« on: August 17, 2012, 12:48:07 AM »
[yeah] 2:21 pm: pind di pichli firni te hundiya si mulakaata..meri fav. line aa...
[Jatt Mullanpuria] 2:22 pm: billo sanu das
[Jatt Mullanpuria] 2:22 pm: whne was the last time
[Jatt Mullanpuria] 2:22 pm: tu kise munde naal
[Jatt Mullanpuria] 2:22 pm: ehdan milli see?
[ѕняєєf נαтт кαиg] 2:22 pm: yeah vi mildi honi
[ѕняєєf נαтт кαиg] 2:22 pm:
[yeah] 2:22 pm: main ta kade ni mili eda lol
[Jatt Mullanpuria] 2:22 pm: billo de bapu ne encouter kardena
[Jatt Mullanpuria] 2:22 pm: billo i tink je koyi confidence wala munda
[admin] 2:22 pm: lol
[Jatt Mullanpuria] 2:22 pm: tere magar pehgyaa
[Jatt Mullanpuria] 2:23 pm: i think tere ton control nahi hona lol
[Jatt Mullanpuria] 2:23 pm: jinna marji bhaj layi lol
[admin] 2:23 pm: asin kafi cherhiyan pind di firni te lol
[yeah] 2:23 pm: eda de munde milde kithe aa lol
[Jatt Mullanpuria] 2:23 pm: ah dekh
[Jatt Mullanpuria] 2:23 pm: admin saab
[Jatt Mullanpuria] 2:23 pm: hun tan grenade seyanh bhangra di coaching kardan
[Jatt Mullanpuria] 2:23 pm: koyi kuri nahi patayi?
[yeah] 2:23 pm: admin kinna khrab...eh umeed ni si rakhi main lol :D: :D:
Oh kanu janta badnam karda, kise hor diya lines paa ke.
528
« on: August 17, 2012, 12:36:09 AM »
Pehle War kise di gal da enni sheti Amal kita huna tusii :hehe:
Thanks!!!
Tusi kaho te asin amal na kariye, ehda ho sakda?
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« on: August 16, 2012, 08:26:23 PM »
Ajj yesika ji da account vi lock hogeya si kiyonki ohna ne eh post karne di koshish keeti.
530
« on: August 16, 2012, 08:24:17 PM »
yesika ji tried to post the same joke: activity stream post:
ek admi ne Zoo me 3 language bolne wala tota dekha, jo english, hindi aur punjabi bolta tha.
admi ne test krne k liye tote se poochha..
who r u??
tota:- i m parrot.
admi:- tum kaun ho??
toata:- main tota hu.
admi:- tu kaun hai??
tota:- teri maa da khasm, saaleya ik vaar ch samjh ni aaunda.........
(sorry guys..don't mind....it's just a joke.. )
531
« on: August 16, 2012, 01:02:03 AM »
Eh Ravi Gill aa. Rab hi bachave ehde warge insaan ton.
532
« on: August 15, 2012, 11:01:37 PM »
Sat Sri Akal mitro,
Menu report ayi ke janta nu pata nahi abusing words naal PJ te kidhan deal keeta janda.
1. Forum/PJFB
Je sada PJ Anti-Swear system tuhanu swearing karda farh lehnda hai, ohne tuhade account nu automatic LOCK kar dena hai. Te tuhanu eh message dissuga:
Your account is locked! Email admin@punjabijanta...Te tuhada message jis vich swear hovegi, oh kise nu nahi disega. Isda matlab email karo te muafi mango jo vi galt keha, te unlock hovo.
2. Chat
Je sada PJ Anti-Swear system tuhanu swearing karda farh lehnda hai, ohne tuhade lafaz badal ke kuch hor kar dene ne.
Jidda ke je tusi kise nu kehne aa "sala kutta", ohnu badal ke system show karega "jija kutta".
Kirpa karke kise nu vi gaal na kaddo, je Staff member tuhanu ehna galtmand kamma vich, ta tuhanu warn/kick/ban bi keeta ja sakda hai. Ess layi parhez vich hi tuhadi safalta hai.
PJ nu apne ghar wang samjho, jidda asin apne bhen bhrava nu gaalan naai kaddi diya, ohda sanu ethey vi nahi kadaniya chahidiya.
Dhanwad.
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« on: August 14, 2012, 11:41:39 PM »
another msg, ehda pher account lock hogya lol.
Maybe we need to create a list of all the blocked words in a new topic. Pher janta ratta lah ke rakheya karugi.
She quoted my message below to say this: R u sure ..main nxt time dhyaan rakhaingi ..
Thanks for helping me out .. Because she quoted my text, it contained the "bad words", and her account got locked. I've unlocked it. Thanks Jatt Mullanpuria.
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« on: August 14, 2012, 10:52:19 PM »
Dark Knight Rises - ofcourse awesome, in light of the worst actress for Catwoman. Ann Hathway, clearly, ruined the role of Catwoman - such a big diasppointment.
The Dark Knight Rises - Something was lacking in this Batman trilogy finale. It didn't have the same chaos that Joker created. It was overly stretched for the average viewer to understand all the plot elements. Christopher Nolan definitely tried to bring everything together (except the Joker, which was as a sign of respect), Ras-al-Ghuk, Dent (2face), Scarecrow, Bane, Talia, Catwoman, (Robin?). It was a dream come true for the Batman fans, but other viewers just don't get enough out of it. But the ending definitely delivers. Too bad this was the end of it from Nolan. BTW, I like Anne Hathway, she was a better catwoman than Halle Berry.
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« on: August 14, 2012, 06:09:44 PM »
It's because the joke you posted had words that the computer thought were swear words: tota:- teri maa da khasm, saaleya ik vaar kahe samjh ni aaunda. The computer locks any non-VIP/Gabru/Mutiyar/Mod/Admin user that tries to swear. Another female user, NIMANI KAMAL was also locked because she posted a boli that had partial-swear-words in it.
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« on: August 14, 2012, 06:52:43 AM »
by harmeets1991:
ek admi ne Zoo me 3 language bolne wala tota dekha, jo english, hindi aur punjabi bolta tha.
admi ne test krne k liye tote se poochha..
who r u??
tota:- i m parrot.
admi:- tum kaun ho??
toata:- main tota hu.
admi:- tu kaun hai??
tota:- teri maa da khasm, saaleya ik vaar kahe samjh ni aaunda. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: August 13, 2012, 11:46:37 PM »
By NIMANI KAMAL
Thank u so much GS ji ..es topic ne te panga pa dita c :sad:
Thnk for helping me out .. :smile:
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« on: August 13, 2012, 08:14:59 PM »
By NIMANI KAMAL
sat shri akal ji sareya nu.. kuch ko Tappe ,Boliyaan , Mahiya,Shand,Sitthniyan,Suhag,Ghoriyan tuhadi nzaar karde haan ,..manjoor karna
I hope tussi pasand karoge ..and apni apni pasand Tappe , boliyaan etc sab di nzaar karogo ..thnk u
Tappe
Lamme safra de ha paandhi,
Bakshi gunaah mere,
Bhull bandeya to ho jandi......
gal aakhi aa syaneyaan ne...
gal aakhi aa syaneyan ne...
jawani kuch ko nashyaa ne patt ti,
kuch ko patt ti dogaaneaan ne(duet song)....
meri arz punjabi veera nu...
meri arz punjabi veera nu...
sharm ta bhed chal ch rul gayi..
bech aayo na jameera nu.....
(to modern punjabban)ni tu hun rondi aa yaariaan nu..
ni tu hun rondi aa yaariaan nu..
praande baala wich nhio fasde
chuhe tuk gaye fulkariyaan nu
rukh wadd, tarse ga chhaawaan nu..
rukhh wadd, tarse ga chhaawaan nu..
dheeyan kukhaan wicchh maar k..
bhagat singh jehe nhio jamne maava nu...
Boliyaan
Kudi:
Balle balle ve mundeya Panjab waleya,
Shava shava ve mundeya Panjab waleya,
Leh ja leh ja ve jahaaj charra ke, Mundeya Panjab waleya....
Munda:
Balle balle ni viah karwa leh goriye,
Shava shava ni viah karwa leh goriye,
Visa lagju Panjab nu leh jau,
Viah karwa leh goriye....
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Sassey larreya na kar avein sarreya na kar,
bohati okhi ae taan fer saanu addh kar de....saadey baap da,
hoye, saadey baap da jawai saade valh karde...sade baap da...
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Kithey main rakhaan teriyaan daru diyaan botlaan,
Kithey main rakhaan ve glass, ve rang kaala peh geya, tereya gamma de naal....
Baari vich rakh le meriyaan daru diyaan botlaan,
Othe hee rakh de glass...Ni rang gora kar le, jattan da rehna ehi haal...
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Ghori
jado lagiya veera tenu maiyaan ve
teri maa nu milan, vadhaiyaan ve
latkende.....vaal sohne ne
sohneya veera ve tenu ghodi chadendee aan
mere chann naalo sohneya veera ve
tere sir te saje sohna cheera ve
latkende.....vaal sohne ne
sohneya veera ve tenu ghodi chadendee aan
jado chadeya veera ghodi ve
ohde naal bharavaan dee jodi ve
latkende.....vaal sohne ne
sohneya veera ve tenu ghodi chadendee aan
jado litiyaan veera lavaan ve
tere kol khaloti main gavaan ve
latkende.....vaal sohne ne
sohneya veera ve tenu ghodi chadendee aan[/s]
Suhag
Aaj di dihari doli rakh le ni maa,
ravaan baap di ban ke goli hi maa.
meri doli da vaan purana ni maa,
dhiyaan hundiyan ne dhan begana ni maa.
meri doli nu tor chupa ke ni maa,
dhiyaan kadan gharon haathin maape ni maa.
meri doli nu rajj ke vekh ni maa,
main tan jaana beganre des ni maa.
meri doli de ratre cheere ni maa,
mainu videya karan sake veere ni maa.
meri doli nu lagre laache ni maa,
mainu videya karan sake chaahe ni maa.
meri doli nu chukde kaame ni maa,
mainu videya karan sake maame ni maa.
mere boohe te aaya maahi ni maa,
main tan hoyi aa aaj Parayi ni maa......
Shand
shand paage aayiye jayiye
shand parage garrna..
ladki thuadi nu shukhi rakhoga..
fikar zara na karna..
shand paage aayiye jayiye
shand parage makki
ik nu mein viah k le gaya.
duji nu kar gaya pakki..
Sithniyan
Sade Ta Vere Mud Makai Da
Daane Ta Mangda Uddal Gai Da
Bhatti Ta Tapdi Nai Ve Lajeyo
Laj Tuhanu Nai
Sade Ta Vere Tana Taneenda
Munde Da Pyo Ta Kaana Suneenda
Enak Launi Nai Ve Lajeyo
Laj Tuhanu Nai
Kudi Ta Sadi Tille Di Taar Ae
Munda Ta Disda Koi Kumyaar Ae
Jodi Da Phabdi Nai Ve Lajeyo
Laj Tuhanu Nai
Chhe Maheene Suneyaar Baithaya
Chandi De Gehneyan Te Pani Chadaya
Peetal Te Pauna Nai Ve Lajeyo
Laj Tuhanu Nai
Kaudi Te Kaudi Asa Riniyan Guliyan
Lagi Ae Bhookh Lada Te Da Buliyan
Roti Khawani Pai Ve Lajeyo
Laj Tuhanu Nai
Tede Ve Tede Tusi Karde Au Kare
Enni Kartooti Tusi Rahe Kaware
Ae Gal Chupdi Nai Ve Lajeyo
Laj Tuhanu Nai
Hath Laade De Kahe Da Sota
Akhan Ne Teeriyan Mattha Ae Chhota
Sade Pasand Na Aaya Tu Ladeya, Sade Pasand Na Aaya
Hath Lade De Lohe Da Taal
aAkhan Nikkiyan Rang-e-Kala
Sade Pasand Na Aaya Tu Ladeya, Sade Pasand Na Aaya
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539
« on: August 13, 2012, 08:08:11 PM »
Money Singh mainu dhokha de geya ... :break:
Pehla tere layi taare reha torhda, ajj tera dil torhta... Eh vi bhana vartna si.
540
« on: August 12, 2012, 11:04:22 PM »
r u following Gchahal or me ? lol
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