Amrit kaun aa?

Elle is a spammer from the heart. She tries to hide it in her english though.

The following received from the concerned person, for your perusal.

MA ETHE BAN HO GYA SI, PAR KISE NE MAINU DASYA KI EH MISBEGOTTEN JWAK RYDER NE MERE PITH PICHO BAKWAAS LIKHI AA SO I HAVE ONLY COME TO ANSWER HIM IN KIND.

MAIN KISE HOR CASTE NU MARA NI BOLYA. SAB APNE THANH TE CHANGEH NE. JE MARA BOLYA HOWE TA KOI MERE MOUH TE THUK DEYO. EH KOOSA WAS CONSTANTLY PESTERING ME WITH HIS STUPID QUESTIONS ON EACH AND EVERY PJFB POST OF MINE SAYING, “KI EH JATT KEE HUNDA? HAIN BAI? DASI JARA AH JATT KEE HUNDA?” WHILST I WAS ONLY POSTING LYRICS ABOUT SOME JATT SONG, AS FAR AS I REMEMBER. EVEN THOUGH I IGNORED HIM A LOT, HE KEPT ON REITERATING THE SAME QUESTION “HAIN BAI EH JATT KEE HUNDA? TU DASYA NI BAI” SALEYA JE TU KUTTE DI GAND’CH WE UNGLI KARENGA NA TA OH WE BADH LINDA HUNDA. MA TA FER INSAAN AA, KYU TERI BEKAR WICH GALA SUNU? MENU KISE PAGAL KUTE NE TA NI BADYA SI JO ME TENU KUCH KEHAN JAUNGA JATTAN BARE. MA TERE POST TE KUCH LIKHDA TA TU BOL SAKDA SI. MA JATTAN BAREH JO LIKYA APNI PROFILE’CH LIKHYA, TERE BOND KYU PAT RI AA? TENU TA MA JANDA WE NI, TU EHMI MERE POSTS WICH APNA LAN LATKAYI POKI JA REHA SI. JE TENU ENA HI SHONK AA TA JAKE BOOKS LIKH ON HOW TO ERADICATE CASTE SYSTEM. MA ES WORLD’CH KALA BANDA NI JO APNE AAP NU JATT KAHONDA, PEHLA HORA NU ROKLA FER MERE KOL AYIN. NALE ETHE LIKAN NAL KOI FAYDA NI. AND TERE BIBLIOGRAPHY MENU PATA.

TU KENA TU JATT AA, TA SAB TOH PELI GAL JO JATT HUNDA OH BANDA KADE KISE NU EH GAL NI PUSHDA "KI EH JATT KEE HUNDA?" ETOH TERI PASHAN AA JANDI KI TU WANNABE JATT AA. SALEYA ETHE UK WICH CHAMARAN NE AA KEH JAMEENA KHAREED LIYA TE HUN JATTAN DA SURNAME LAYI FIRDE NE, OH KEE JATT BAN GE? TU KITE ONA’CHO TA NI? NALE KYO KARDE EHEJA KAM? TU ROK LENGA ONA NU? ASI JATT JAKE ONA NU KENE AA EHEJA KAM KARO? (NO OFFENCE TO ANY CHAMAR READING THIS).

MAINU TA EH LAGDA KI TERA PYO IMPOTENT HONA OR TERI MA STERILE HONI JERA TU KISE NON JATT DI PART CONTRIBUTION LAGDA TAIYON TERE’CH ODE GENES AA GE, JATTAN WALI ANKH HAI NI TERE’CH KOOSEYA. YA FER AME HOYA HONA KI KISI JATT NE TENU GANDI NALI WICHO CHAK KE PALYA POSYA HONA,TERE MAPYO SITT GE HONE MISBEGOTTEN TA TU HAIGA HI AA.

TU KEE, TERE PELA WALE 50 PEYO AND TERE OUN WALE 50 JWAK BI EH CASTE SYSTEM NU EXTIRPATE NI KAR SAKDE. APNI GANDH DA ZOR LALA. MA WE ETHE AA TE TU WE, AH SARA PJ WE ETHE RENA.

HUN TU WE MERI IK GAL KAN KHOL KE SUN LA. JE TERI GANDH’CH DAM AH NA TAH TU AJA, MAIN ENGLAND BAITHA HAIGA. AH LEH MERA NUMBER 07796233816. AND TU KEEDE CHAPERA MARENGA? MAINU HASA NA. OUS TOH PELA MA TERE HATH BADH KE TERE PYO DI BOND’CH BAR DENE, SALA GANDI NALI DA KEERA, PATA NI KIDI GANDI OLAD AA. AJA PUTH TU.

MERI EH WALI ID BI BAN HO HI JANI AA, TE MEIN ETHE TERI KITAB PARAN NI ONA NA MERE KOL FALTOO DA TIME AA. NUMBER TENU MA DETA LOCATION TENU MA DASTI, ADDRESS TENU MA DE DENA, AJA DEKHA TERI MA NE TENU KINA’K DUDH MAKHNIYA NAL PALYA KOOSEYA, AJAA.

BAI SINA THOK KE KENA MA JATT DA PUTH YA, KISE TOH DARDE NEE.
TU SUNYA HONA JATT WARGA YAAR NA KOI TE JATT WARGA WERY BI KOI NI!

A good display of ego and ignorance.

2 controversial ban hon ton baad, janta menu akser kehndi rehndi ke mein skype te avan te oh menu dasde aa ki problem aa.

Menu lagda sanu 1-2 PJ te show karne chahide, jehde vich janta diya gallan aggey rakhiya jaan. Mein karda Mullanpuria kol gal. :)


BTW, eh suggestion layi bande chahide jehde unbiased hon. Tuhade khyal vich eh kon honge?

Changi gal hai ke tusi sari PJ agge eh visha saaf tareeke nal rakh rahe ho.

Some points from what I see and what the staff has discussed:

1. You yourself are showing who started the fight: Pawan
2. A few of your quotes are missing context like his reply to KohiNoor. I've explained that in the other topic.
3. Some quotes are also missing where Pawan calls Jatt Mullanpuria "nachaar", "kudia da bhagat"
4. Asin harek nu warnings dinde aa, Pawan nu bi miliyan. Pawan nu ess durghatna ton pehla vi kayi vaar KohiNoor ne ohnu keha si ke larhayiya na kareya kar, par Pawan ne fer vi Jatt Mullanpuria baare chat, PJFB te forum te marha keha.
5. Jatt Mullanpuria's biggest mistake in this is "5 foot da" comment. Other than that I'd say he handled himself well. While Pawan resorted to character attacks, Jatt Mullanpuria gave him a warning before banning (along with all the other warnings he was given by other PJ Staff). Here's his last statement which shows what kind of a person Jatt Mullanpuria is:

warnings bhot milgiyan tenu, hun action time.
Kayp ne kehta, karde jo kuch karna.
I already demoted him.


Hopefully tu jad wapis ayenga, changa banda banke ayenga.

1 hafta ban and topic lock.

Pawan bai , sach gal dassan. Ek waari jattan ch yaar si, pher kise ne phut pawati yaar.
Dekhde a, ki pata future ch, jidhan kise time meri thodey saareyan naal yaari see, well yamla shadke.
Harmeet naal bhot ghat boleya.

But, charra jatt still mein aj tak kehna munde da radio show best a.

Tu te challa, good times my friend. Sorry old friend. Tu bai bura na manni, par ek sach yaad rakhi, pj te koyi wi kuri magar nahi peya  mein lol.
Je tenu shakk lagda kise te tan oh kuri ton puchleyo.  Ehdan menu bhot wada celebrity naa banayo.  Good or bad publicity. At the end its a free promotion.
Menu kulwinder dhillon da, kacheriyan ch mele  wala yaad agaya lol.  Good times bro, good times.

rabb rakha

Janamdin mubarak harmeet saab

warnings bhot milgiyan tenu, hun action time.
Kayp ne kehta, karde jo kuch karna.
I already demoted him.


Hopefully tu jad wapis ayenga, changa banda banke ayenga.

1 hafta ban and topic lock.

Pawan bai , sach gal dassan. Ek waari jattan ch yaar si, pher kise ne phut pawati yaar.
Dekhde a, ki pata future ch, jidhan kise time meri thodey saareyan naal yaari see, well yamla shadke.
Harmeet naal bhot ghat boleya.

But, charra jatt still mein aj tak kehna munde da radio show best a.

Tu te challa, good times my friend. Sorry old friend. Tu bai bura na manni, par ek sach yaad rakhi, pj te koyi wi kuri magar nahi peya  mein lol.
Je tenu shakk lagda kise te tan oh kuri ton puchleyo.  Ehdan menu bhot wada celebrity naa banayo.  Good or bad publicity. At the end its a free promotion.
Menu kulwinder dhillon da, kacheriyan ch mele  wala yaad agaya lol.  Good times bro, good times.

rabb rakha

I think this reply should solve all problems. Mullanpuria is not some robot out to hate everybody. Although he does make some mistakes, but overall he has a good vibe.

Some overall comments:
amritsidhu teri koi reply ni delete hoyi. Tere radio baare: tera internet hauli aa sare kehnde. Je tu sabit karna chaunda, go here: http://speedtest.com
Post it like this:


KohiNoor: It is true that Pawan started the fight in this topic, Mullanpuria then said the "5 footiya" comment. So the warning should've gone to Pawan first. But all of that is solved now, and you already demoted him, so it's all good.

Pyar nal reha karo yaar, kahnu avien larhde rehne aa. Larhayi karn naal tusi apni besti app karaune aa. Rab aggey ki jawab dayuge ke tusi kise naal internet te larhke aaye aa? Ki rab khush hoyuga, tuhanu shabash dayuga? Ke tusi kise nu internet te ah keha ja oh keha? Kade ehda vi socheya karo. Think about what your Guru would think, then take actions.

Thank you.

DGP - Badi sharam wali gal hai, ki tu SSP ho ke college di Principal no Shediya
Jaspal Bhatti – Sir hun meri umar college diya kudia shedan di ta hai nahi…..

Actor and comedian Jaspal Bhatti died in a road accident on early Thursday morning near near Jalandhar, media reports said.

The accident happened on Shahkot area of Jalandhar, reports said. According to media reports, Bhatti's car collided with a truck near Jalandhar.

 
Bhatti's son and actress of his upcoming film got injured in the mishap.
Both the injured have been admitted to the hospital.

Pehla Vivek Shauq te hun Jaspal Bhatti. Flop Show was revolutionary funny for its time.

Chalo koi gal ni munde DJ jada aa, kudiya vaise vi ghat aa.

Jithe tak mein dekheya, janta 1-2 wari DJ kardi aa, fer chaa utarjanda. Ess layi DJ ohnu hi banona chahida jehnu ehda de kam vich shownk aa. Jithey tak mein dekheya, mein kade inder.shergill nu chat vich nahi dekheya kise DJ nu sunde ja kise de naal interview karde. Ess layi menu ni laggda ke oh DJ karuga jada der. Duji gal eh nahi pata ke inder.shergill da ganeya da kinna shownk aa.

Asin ni chaunde ke asin sama lagake kise da radio set kariye te oh duje-teeje din kahe sat sri akal. Asin chaunde aa ke banda kahe, mein tuhade kan paarhdayu radio suna suna ke.