Bakreya tu te aj kamal karti lol.

Dusrey topic vich bachgi, ess topic vich fasgi.

Happy april fools day.

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GS ji ,bahut vadhiya kita,mainu ik gall dasso ,j koi thonu gaal kadhe ,te tusi ohnu delete v nhi ker sakde?veese tan maari jihi gall te tusi posts dlt ker dinde ho, hun eh elle shreaam gaala kadhi jaanda te idiot khi jaanda tuhanu ,te tusi bre araam nal keh ta v mai teri post restore kerti ,eh site tusi chla rahe ho ja elle ,bina topic pre hassan di ki jaroorat c ,naale sikh dharm koi chhota mota purriyan ch vikn vaala dharm tan hai nhi jo kise nu ehde baare dasana pve ,tusi tan shareaam vitkra kri jaande ho ,j kise nu ohda hasna changa nhi lagga ta ohne delete kerti post, tusi fer pa ti ,

Sat Sri Akal veerji,

Sareya nu pehla eh das deva ke mein jo post restore keeti oh eh hai:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:  Aren't you allowed to remove the turban?

Mein posts delete karna bahut ghat chaunda. Je koi kise nu gaalan kad reha tan jarur delete kardava, par ithe Hydrostatics (jisnu sade dharam bare kuch nahi pta) apni nadani te gorey-pan (ignorance to other cultures as a white person) vich has rahi hai. Te jado sade forum members ne osnu daseya ke ohne galat haseya, osne aap vi keha "I understand that i shouldn't have laughed". Sada eh faraz nahi bannda ke asi ohdi eh gal lako deyiye, ke ehda kade hoya nahi si. Sada faraz banda ke asi ohnu dasiye ke kise de dharam te hasna changi gal nahi, te ohnu dasiye sikhan da pagh naal ki rishta.

Veerji mein vi ik sardar han te amreeka vich rehnda hoya, mein jaanda gorey ki sochde aa te ki kehnde aa. Mein suniya hoyiya eh sariya gallan. Asal vich menu kayi var goreya akey sawal karde aa ke "Do you shave?", "Do you take it off at night?", "Why do you wear it?" Kayi te hassde vi ne dekh ke. Ki mein oh gallan andekhiya kar dava. Te mein eda ni ke ohna nu gussey vich bolan, meinu mauka milda ke mein lokan nu apni Sikhi di pehchaan karawa. Ohna nu dassan ke mein Musalman nahi han, mein Sikh han, te sade dharam diya ki khoobiyan ne.

Lastly I will say that don't be close-minded. Eh ohna di galti ni ke ohna nu sade dharam bare nahi pta, eh jarur ohna di galti ke oh hasde ne. Te ehnu theek karan wastey sanu jawab dena pena.

Thanks. And sorry for hurting your feelings.

Yudhvir Manak was found unconscious after celebrating the India Pakistan Semi Final Match. He has been admitted to Ludhiana Medical Hospital. Apparently he had eaten some questionable material (drugs?) after India winning the Semifinal match.

Odi akarh ton pta lagda, oh paise bhaalda si.

But it is really disappointing to see this stuff happening in India (and worst of all in Punjab). Clearly both of the youth looked Sardar, and the incident in Mohali, where the Sardar even had mustache and beard.

I remember a girl once said the old PJ looked like a site for old people (her words were "bazurga di website")... because of the colors.

One thing I gather from both Hydrostatics and Vivacious's post, tney both want to change their gender. lol joking

I hope India :)

Where's the Egyptian team bro? They don't play cricket in Egypt?

Shayari By Tezy Sandhu

Copyright@ By Tezy Sandhu
 
Oh jihna khatir Guru Teg Bahadar ji ne see sees dita..
Oh ban sap sanu hi ajj dange aa...
Kurbaniya ditiya jihna layi 93% aapan(1947 ch)..
Oh hun hor kee sathon mangde aa...
Khalistan sada haq banda te asi mangno kahton sangde aa..
Asi apne haq layi lad rahe koi bheekh nhi mangde aa..
Kuj hor nahi asi kho sakde jo khusiya wapis lai layie..
Tezy kahe koi bana lo ghar aisa jihnu asi apna kah layie
...

Hath jodke hai fariyaad meri koi panth apne nu bacha lavo...
Panth nu gadaran de sikanje cho koi te jake chhuda lavo...
Oh panth di aad ch ne luti jande te Akal Takhat nu kar badnam dita...
Ohna Rah Rahim de naal milke kar Khasla ajj gulam dita...
Dayo galon gulami lah Singho te panth nu ajad kara lavo..
Jehda kare gadari panth naal ohdi it naal it khadka devo..
Goliyan seene khaniyan bahoot aoukhiyan par tusi haske seene sah javo..
Kar koum layi zindh kurban apni ja Guru Gobind di bukal ch bah javo...
Hun ohi time aa gya e jadon mase rangad jahe jhatkaye c..
Sukha te Mahtab jahe Singh soorme sir mase da wadke layae c..
Je Indira Gandhi ne c attack kita te harjana ohne v bhariya c..
Udon Satwant te Beyant jahe Singhan ne dhah dheri ohnu kariya c..
Te hun Adwani paya lalkarda e koi ehnu v sabak sikha devo...
Jithe gaye masa rangad te indira warge koi ehnu v ohte pacha devo..
Oh asi Singh aa Guru Gobind Singh de koi sanu lalkarke jave te jave kithe..
Oh koi Tezy nu eh das devo oh sees apna chadave te chadave kithe...
...

Kee dasan haal Punjab da ohda ho gya haal behal loko...
Had nashiyan de othe wag rahe chali centre ne bhedi chal loko...
San 84 wich ohna sade te naal goliyan meeh warsaya c...
Ohna ghar sikhan de fuk dite par ek v vain na paya c...
Fer v jad asi muke na te ohna paya nava eh jaal loko...
Had nashiyan de othe wag rahe chali centre ne bhedi chal loko..
Ohna kursiyan ditiyan gadaran nu sikhi di shan makon layi...
Bana babe punjab ch bhej dite sikhan nu aapas ch ladon layi...
Kahe Tezy bach jo ehna to te layo virsa ajj sambhal loko...
Kee dasan haal punjab da ohda ho gya haal behal loko..
Had nashiyan de othe wag rahe chali centre ne bhedi chal loko...
...

 Ishq tandoor ch pa hadan da balan main ishq di agg nu sekan...
Je yaar te rab mil jawan kathe te main yaar nu pahlan dekhan...
Je yaar mera tasveer bane te ban jawan main mekhan...
Seene yaar nu lake rakhan te har pal ohnu dekhan...
Je yaar mera bane vel pyar di main khoon jigar da pawan...
Rusiya yaar je manje Tezy te main patt da mass khawawan...
...


Na yaar aave na mout aave asi rah dohan da takde aa..
 Na dar(darwaja) to aake mud jawan asi buha khula rakhde aa...
Rabba eni sun duya sadi koi ek dohan cho aa jave...
Nhi satho hor udeek hundi koi ek te seene la jave...
Nhi hor vichoda sah sakde aayi mout te gal naal lalange...
Kad tak inj tadfa rahu Tezy na tu ena julam kma rabba...
Je nhi vichde yaar mila sakda is zindh di khed muka rabba...
...

Hor julam nhi sahna hun te ladna paina e...
Ja jalam di shati ute chadna paina e...
Sikh panth naal jo kar rahe gadari aa...
Ohna nu hun paar balon di aa gayi wari aa...
Lai layo badle ja fer pake chudiyan bah javo...
Jake sir us papi da koi wadke lai aawo...
La sir de ute kalgi jo gal chola ponda e ...
Apne aap nu jo Guru Gobind kahonda e...
Duniya to hai dana pani ohda muk riha...
Tahi te muh upar kar asmani thuk riha..
Bhajla jithe bhajida koi jake kah aawo..
Jake sir us papi da koi wadke lai aawo...
Maar sutiya sanu sadi hi aajadi ne..
Sikh leader te ban gye ajkal ghandiwadi ne...
Ohda heela sanu e koi karna paina e..
Leadran te sikhiya bas ek charni paina e..
Ban kahar mout da Tezy koi ja ohte dhah aawo..
Jake sir us papi da koi wadke lai aawo.
...

Oh kalgidhar de shero oye ajj eh kee tusi karde o..
Hoke babbar sher de put tusi kayon giddan kolon darde o...
Tusi taan shatiyan khad jayo je khalistan tusi laina e...
Par je edan e tusi rahe darje te pale punjab v nhi rahna e ...
Jo singh shahidiyan pa gaye ne kurbani ohna di nu yaad karo..
Oh panth de gadaro kuj te sharam karo inj na panth apna barbaad karo...
Jehda panth khalsa sajan layi Guru Gobind ne sarwans war dita...
Tusi apna ghar sawaran layi ajj ohi panth ujad dita...
Kalgiyan waliya bhej koi singh esa jo suti kom jga deve...
Ja fer Tezy nu bakhash josh ena zindh kom de lekhe la deve...
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Dil da dard kive khol sunawa te kinj dsan jo hadbiti e...
 Gair v kade inj nhi karde jo apniyan ne kiti e...
 Jina nu c apna kahinde chhad ohi adwichkar gaye...
 Gairan to asi kade na hare par apniyan hathon haar gaye...
 Jad v main eh bhulna chaha mainu waqt ne yaad dilaya e...
 Ethe nhi koi tera Tezy har koi ithe paraya e...
 ...

Khore duniya nu eh kee hoyi janda koi vekh kise nu raaji nhi....
Sab paise di puja karde ne koi mullah nhi koi kaji nhi...
Mandir masjid oh na rahge jithe rab hunda kade wasda c..
Khore oh din kadon beet gaye jadon har koi banda hasda c....
Piyo putan di na ghar wich bandi te dhi v ma naal laddi e..
Wadi hoke khore is kee karna aje te wich school e paddi e..
Eh tusi kidhar nu tur paye loko kahe Tezy kuch te hosh karo...
Eh manas janam fer hath nhi auna na nashiyan wich madhosh karo....
 ...

Khore aayia kitho mere wal tatiyan hawawan eh..
 par tuhade walon aundiyan thandiyan hawawan ne bacha liya...
 Duniya to muk janda khore dana pani sada..
 par sanu sade yaaran diyan duawan ne bacha liya...
 Dinde c sda lambi umar diyan duawan jo..
 sanu ohna bhahna(sisters) te bharawan ne bacha liya.....
 Bhuluga na Tezy kade ehsan ohde pyar da..
 jihde pyar diyan thandiyan eh chhawan ne bacha liya....
 ...

Dil da dard lakona aukha jayon kakhan wich agg..
Dil te dil naal mil hi jande lakh la laye pahre jag...
Pahriyan da kite asar je hunda dil nal dil kade milde n...
Kandiyan to je phul dar jande te phul kade v khilde na...
Dard lakona aukha Tezy par lokan kol roula payi na...
Marham di than te loon ponge picho fer pachtayi na...
 ...

Barood te har dil wich hunda par chingari lave te lave kehda..
Ghar bahke salahan sab karde par maran nu jave te jave kehda....
Asi ankh apni nu bhul baite te nashiyan ute dul gaye han...
Tahi te Bhagat Singh di kurbani nu bhul gaye han...
Tezy kahe waqt sambh layo picho pachhtona paina...
Je na had nashiyan da rukiya kal nu punjab nhi rahna..


Asi mar payi kurlawan sanu sada punjab dedo...
 Sade lute hasiyan da koi te sanu hisab dedo...
 Jithe 5 dariya wagde c sanu oh dharti ma dedo....
 Jithe janam liya Babe Nanak ne sanu oh than dedo....
 Tezy nhi kuch hor mangda bas hasda hoya paunjab dedo...
 Na banjar karo punjab nu sanu jelam jhanab dedo...
 ...


Jhoothe ne sab riste sare ek ma da rista sucha e....
Tahi te fer ma da rutba sab rutbiyan ton ucha e.....
Vichhad jave je ma bachiyan to ohna layi jag hanera e....
Ohna ja jag na chanan hunda lakh chadda rahe sawera e.....
Ma jo turni tor sikhave ohi sath nibhondi e....
Vichad jave je ma eh loko na jach turan di oundi e...
Ma di mamta dekhke hi main ma nu rab ton uche rakhiya e...
Khat sake na jo ma di mamta daso ohna ne kee khatiya e..
Apna sab kuch war deve fer ma da rutba poundi aa....
Tahi te is ma nu Tezy eh duniya sees(head) jhakondi aa...
Gal karan jad ma di loko akh meri bhar oundi aa...
Kami na hor kase di mainu bas ma di yaad satondi aa...
 ...

Matboori lai aayi wich pardesan de par sada jeon da hai dhang ohi...
 Din raat mehantan karde aa nhi kam karan wich sang koi..
 Asi wich cluban nhi jande nhi sanu chadiya videshan da rang koi..
 Kee hoya je Tezy desh bagane aa par kive sade muhre jave khang koi...
 Punjaban g jo pardesi aake v miti watna di nu bhule na asli hunda mard ohi...
 ...

Dil todke fer hasna ehi is jag di ada e yaara...
 Tainu hasiyan wate milne hanju ehi teri sja yaara..
 Tu yaar nu hi rab maniya bas ehi tera gunah yaara...
 Eh jakham jo apniyan dite ehde layi nhi koi dva yaara..
 Jakham apne hathi khud see la samjh rabb di eh rja yaara...
 Eh ronda dekhke hasde ne duniya da eh subhah yaara...
 Tezy kahe dukhan naal yaari pa la je chalna pyar de rah yaara...
 ...

Phal ohi ohnu lagde ne bizi hove jihdi vel yaara...
 Rab mada kise da nhi karda eh sab takdeeran de khel yaara...
 Bachiyan wich te khud rab wasda fer khud nu kinj tadfa sakda...
 Je bache hai roop rabda te oh roti khud to khoke nhi kha sakda...
 Je changa hoje te kahine aa main kita je mada hoje te oh rab karda...
 Dosh rab da nhi koi Sandua oye banda apne hathi eh sab karda...
 ...

Meri mout te na koi vain pave badiyan sukhak sukh sukh mangi e...
Mathon eh byan nhi hunda kinj yaar bina zindh nangi e...
Jayonde g asi rahe ronde hun khid khid k asi hasna e...
Kah duniya nu hun alwida ja yaar de kole wasna e...
Is duniya to vichhade turge nhi hor vichhoda sahna e.....
Asi yaar nu dil vich rakhna te yaar de dil vich rahna e...
Hath jod k khair manga na khali jholi mod diyo...
Bas eni khair mehar di pado tusi haske Tezy tor diyo..
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Dil wich inj hi dard nahi uthda...
honi koi te gal jaroori e...
Ja koi apna ho chhad tur gya...
ja honi koi majboori e ....
Hardam c jo hasda rahinda...
hun ena kayon udas dikhe..
chup chap ja hun rahinda te
naale dard bhare je sher likhe..
Ena ta tu dasde Tezy
kayon din tera inj tutiya e..
Kee kise tere naal kita dhokha..
ja kise apna hoke lutiya e....

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Dil da dard kinj khol sunawan...
kind dasan jo hadbiti e....
Gair v kade inj nahi karde..
jo apniyan ne kiti e...
Jina nu c apna kahinde..
Chhad ohi ad wichkar gaye...
Gairan to asi kade na hare..
par apniyan hathon har gaye..
Jad v main eh bhulna chaha...
mainu waqt ne yaad dilaya e..
Ithe nahi koi tera Tezy...
Har koi ithe paraya e......
...


Kehde rah ute main khada jithe manjil koi dikhe na...
 Bas kala e main turi jana koi mere age piche na...
 Dekh sun san rahan har koi mukh mod gya...
 Jehda koi v sada c ajj oh v nata tod gya...
 Kihnu main bulawan te kihnu dasan had bitiyan...
 Main te har wele bas gallan kalam naal e kitiyan...
 Dar jiha rahinda kite eh v rus jave na...
 Bas eko e sahara kite eh v khus jave na...
 Jidan chhad gayi eh sath fer jeena aukha hojuga...
 Fer chhad Tezy v is duniya nu neend sda di sojuga...
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Na pucho kee aa dosh mera bas dedo mainu sja yaaro...
Hun jeena mushkil ho gya e meri mout layi karo duya yaaro....
Ithe pyar wafa sab dhokha e sab lutan nu hoye kahle ne...
Unj lakh surtan sohniya ne par andron tan dil de kale ne...
Eh apna banake thagde ne is jag di eh ada yaaro......
Hun jeena mushkil ho gya e meri mout layi karo duya yaaro...
Matlab layi yaarian londe ne kad matlab pasa watde ne...
Ehna pyar nu vayapar bna chhadiya ehde wich munafe khatde ne...
Main matlabkhor nhi ban sakiya bas ehi mera gunah yaaro...
Hun jeena mushkil ho gya e meri mout layi karo duya yaaro...
Main lakhan dil te sah liya ne kuj hor nhi hun sah sakda...
Is duniya nalon tut gya moh Tezy da hun ithe nhi main rah sakda.....
Hath jod beyanti kar devo te samjo rab di eh rja yaaro...
Hun jeena mushkil ho gya e meri mout layi karo duya yaaro...
Meri mout layi karo duya yaaro...
Ek war te karo duya yaaro...
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Kee dasan gal os kudi di nhi jihda sath nibha sakiya...
Yaadgar jahi banke rah gayi na kho sakiya na pa sakiya...
Door baithi oh buk buk rove na hanju pujan ja sakiya...
Risteyan de vich aisa uljaya na apne kol bula sakiya...
Door khadota rah gya takda dard ek v na wanda sakiya...
Kee dasan gal os kudi di.....
Oh te ek phul c najuk duniya ne pathar mare ne....
Ohne fer v c na kiti sab haske dard sahare ne...
Pathar wajde ta main dekhe par na pathran kolo bacha sakiya...
Kee dasan gal os kudi di.....
Dukh osne jhale ine main kuj v suna sakiya...
Jakham duniya ne dite ene kee main marham v na la sakiya....
Dardan da ek geet ja ban gya na sun sakiya na ga sakiya...
Kee dasan gal os kudi di...
Gunahgar ohda sda e rahina chahe kini bhul bakhsha lewan...
Chahe fer main jogi banja chahe mala gal vich pa lewan...
Par bhes wataya nhi kuch hona Tezy je na dard wanda sakiya...
Kee dasan gal os kudi di nhi jihda sath nibha sakiya...
Yaadgar jahi banke rah gayi na kho sakiya na pa sakiya...
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