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Complaints / [RESOLVED] Mani Kaur banned for swearing at Sunshine
« on: July 07, 2012, 10:10:35 AM »
Pata lagga hai ki Mani Kaur ne Sunshine Kaur nu gaalan kaddiya for a truth and dare post:  http://punjabijanta.com/love-pyar/gtgtgttruth-or-dare/msg790658/#msg790658

Reason she was auto-banned by PJ (activity stream post):
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Mani Kaur da kehna hai ki Sunshine gussey nahi hai kiyonki Mani Kaur ne ohnu PM karke pusheya si.

Full email by Jatti Heer (Mani Kaur):
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Hi
My account got locked at pj
Because I was playing the truth or dare game. And Parv dared me to cuss at a girl. U can go look at mine and parv's posts on the topic (truth or date). I thought I would get banned to I sent a pm to jatt mullanpuria to ask him if i can, but I think he was busy so he didn't reply.
So I sent a pm to Sunshine asking he if its ok if I do the dare on her. She said its ok (and she said she is reading the truth or dare topic). So (idk wht I was thinking) I wrote the 5 cuss words on pj fb. An then my account got blocked.
I didn't mean to hurt anyone that's y before I cussed at sunshine I asked her if she's ok with it.
I am sorry I didn't know this would happen
And I promise I'll never do this again.
Plz unblock my account.
Thanks you!


Ki sunshine ja koi hor ess gal te poora chanan paa sakda?

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Discussions / Ki lal rang Chat vich vartna theek hai ja nahi?
« on: July 07, 2012, 10:05:26 AM »
Mullanpuria ne 1 user nu warnings ditiya kiyonki lal rang osnu disda nahi si chat vich: http://punjabijanta.com/complaints/mainu-ban-kyon-kita/


Tusi ki sochde ho:
- Lal rang de koi bandish honi chahidi?
- Ki tuhada lal rang naal koi vair hai? Tuhanu disda hai ki nahi?

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I think there is a lot of confusion is how to handle chat problems...


1st offense = Warning
2nd offense = Warning
3rd offense = Kick/Ban from chat
Another id used (ban dodging) = Ban this ID permanently.
Next offense = Ban from forum temporarily depending on the situation
Next offense = Ban from forum permanently

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Cars / Tightest parallel parking record beaten at new Mini launch
« on: June 30, 2012, 08:47:26 AM »
Tightest parallel parking record beaten at new Mini launch -- Guinness World Records

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Ajj (June 21, 2012) nu New York Times newspaper vich India di khabar frontpage te shappiyo si. Eh layo article:




Relief in Every Window, but Global Worry Too
By ELISABETH ROSENTHAL and ANDREW W. LEHREN
In the ramshackle apartment blocks and sooty concrete homes that line the dusty roads of urban India, there is a new status symbol on proud display. An air-conditioner has become a sign of middle-class status in developing nations, a must-have dowry item.

It is cheaper than a car, and arguably more life-changing in steamy regions, where cooling can make it easier for a child to study or a worker to sleep.

But as air-conditioners sprout from windows and storefronts across the world, scientists are becoming increasingly alarmed about the impact of the gases on which they run. All are potent agents of global warming.

Air-conditioning sales are growing 20 percent a year in China and India, as middle classes grow, units become more affordable and temperatures rise with climate change. The potential cooling demands of upwardly mobile Mumbai, India, alone have been estimated to be a quarter of those of the United States.

source: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/21/world/asia/global-demand-for-air-conditioning-forces-tough-environmental-choices.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all&pagewanted=print

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Shayari / Gurinder Surapuri - Meri Chikha Te Aa Ke Hanju Na Vahaeen
« on: June 16, 2012, 11:50:47 AM »

Somebody stole my friend's shayari, and put their name on it... Here's the original:


Meri chikha te aa ke hanjhu na vahaeen
Je sajna aaona taan jionde ji aaeen

Tera pachtava teri shikait, majboorian
Jo vi samjhaona saah chalde samjhaeen

Pith pichon vi haak mare main gussa ni karda
Tu manu fir lakdan ch chine nu na bulaeen

Hanjhuan naal agg nu tu kite thanda na ker devi
Ih mann layee Gurinder di na hanjhu na wahayeen

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Maan-Sanmaan/Respect+ / Jatti09 will be promoted to Sub Admin 2012
« on: June 10, 2012, 10:36:54 AM »

Sat Sri Akal PJ vasiyo,

PJ vich aayi, PJ vich jawan hoyi, te PJ te hi raaj kardi aa eh kudi.
Ehdiya gallan sunke ehda lagda jidda pind'ch speaker vajda hove. Bahut hi pyar naal sab nu bulaundi aa te kise naal larhdi nahi. Kade kade thorhi bhavak hoke gallan kardi aa, par ehde dil vich kuch bhi kala ni.


Eh samey samey te PJ layi icons, pictures, designs banondi rehndi aa. Eh professional graphics designer nahi hegi, par jo cheez jada matlab rakhdi hai, oh hai dil/mann. Tusi kinna mann laga ke kam karde ho? Tusi duniya de zor hethan chuk te nahi jaande apni gal karan ton? Tusi lokan diyan (te meriyan) kintu-pranu seh sakde aa apne kam utte? Jatti09 ne eh sab aggey das ditta hai ke eh eh samrath hai ehna kamman vich.


Te sab ton vadda kam: Ehne kalli ni beerha chukkeya users nu register karan da, asin ehde bahut dhanwadi aa ess kam layi.


Mere gharde akser kehnde aa ke: lorh kaad di maa hundi aa. Te mein akser kehna, ke banda ohdo promote keeta jave, jado oh eh powers di kandh nu tappan di koshish karda hove, par ohde kadd (height/power) ghat hon karan, oh eh kandh naa tapp sakey. Te ajj asin Jatti09 nu ik foot ucha karan jaa rahe aa.


Sat Sri Akal te Vadhaiyan

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Funny Videos / Indian Serial Dramas EXPOSED - JusReign
« on: June 07, 2012, 01:33:23 AM »
Hit the nail on the head... Very hilarious.


Indian Dramas EXPOSED

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Sat Sri Akal Mitro te mitriyo,

Pehli gal, big thanks to Masakali (The Ankhi Punjaban) for running this competition.

Tuhanu eh jaanke ghor khushi hovegi ke asin Mardara te Janana Jutti Competition 2012 de jetu pachaan laye ne.

Pehlan das deyiye eh sab nu kis kasvati de naal jancheya geya sade 4 honhaar judges ne:
Criteria for Judging the Competition
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1. Jutti di fitting ofcourse,  - matlab jutti bande/bibi ton waddi a if it looks khulli or too tight.
2. Person wearing a jutti matters more for originality.  (some lokan ne bas jutiyan sut tiyan w/o putting them on)
3. How does jutti complement the person's feet/legs.
4. Jutti da color & style
5. punjabi virsa ( basically jutti da connection punjab naal, kidhan hega?)
6. Variety ( alag alag taranh diyan jutiya hon,  na ki ikko style diyan jutiya payian matlab just flats or just heels)




Critics Award for Female Jutti Competition 2012
yeah (The Dangar Nurse)





Judges Critique

Judge 1
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Danger Nurse Female Winner!
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Ki kariye siftan kuriye teriyan, tere suhey polley polley peyran diyan jaan pher teriyan vakhriyan (variety)
jutiyan diyan? Danger (khatarnaakh not dangaran wali lol) nurse kuri di fitting bhot ghaint see, perfect size diyan jutiyan sariyan. Koyi gap nahi,
kuri de peyr dono mactchom match. Perfect feet nu kuri de jidhan hunney hunney pedicure karwake ayi howe. Kuri
diyan sonney (juti #1 and 2) rangiyan jutiyan naal lagda kuri de peyr sone rangey hoge and kuri diyan sat rangiyan (jutti #3) jutiyan lagda
kuri de peyr gulabi hogaye. Kuri de peyran da rang badalda jutiyan naal ehdan lagda jidhan Jutiyan nurse dey
peyran nu rang rahiyan ne. Perfect compliment jutti te kuri de peyran da.

Style di gal kariye tan ehdan jaapda jidhan kuri punjab de meleyan ch phirdi punjabi jutti pa ke, harri rangi salwar, ppind di harri bhari fasal.
Jithe jithe tu peyr rakhdi jattiye  othe cho cho dharti nikhar jandi wala kam kardi ehdi punjabi jutti. Bee loo jean naal satrangi jutti kardi
kamal, aj kal dekhiyan mein colored jeans waliyan kuriyan.

So in summary ch  kuri di punjabi jutti pind di sohni sunakhi mutiyaar.  Duji jutti palty wali recpetion wagera.
Teeji jutti kuri club and modern style de mahaul ch gum hojandi. Cowboy boot, perfect winter type style.  Bas high heel di kami rehgayi, ki pata aggey jaa ke high heels compettion hojawe.  :rabb: :rabb:



Judge 2
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Yeah diya juttiyan ch varitey ve aa teh sare he style available aa...teh us diya jutiyyan de fitting bilkul perfect aa...us de punjabi jutti ve bahut he sohni aa...teh western style ve haiga us kol....teh sabh toh vaddi gal juttiyan bilkul odd nahin lagdiyaa...teh clean teh saaff suthriyaa ....



Judge 3 Audio Critique


Judge 4
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I felt yeah's collection showed variety. Her footwear definitely suits her feet and her style as seen in her pictures. The pictures were well thought out and.
The printed wedges sandals were my favourite out of all of her shoes. The fitting was great and it complimented her feet. All of the other contestants had wonderful collections. Yeah's collection stood out because there weren't a lot of distractions and we were drawn the shoes (the point of the competition). I feel she did an awesome job of showcasing a feminine necessity (yes the shoes). It's all about the shoes.




Critics Award for Male Jutti Competition 2012
admin (The Grenade Singh)



Judges Critique

Judge 1
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Grenade Singh Winner Male Jutti
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Santa G = YO YO YO buddy look at grenade bhaji diyan jutiyan.
Banta G = Watchu talkin about bro, whats there to look at?
Santa G = BOmb baklat!!, nikkeya u dont see them chic magnets?
Santa G = YO YO mulla Bai, break it down for me and mah PJ Janta Hommies!!!
Banta G = Seeeennnn.....

Hanji oh baby, oh maaf kareyo eh tan Male winner di rating a.  Hanji winner baarey thoriyan gallan dasiye,
kyon munda top jetu chuneya gya. Munde de peyri jutiyan "lakh unni" perfect fit ne. Fitting ehni ghaint jiwain
lagda mundey da personal mochi custom made jutiyan banayi hon. Pure leather magarmach di "chamm" (skin/leather)
naal baniyan hand stitched ghaint dress pant (patloon). Pant de cuffs jutti nahi cover kar rahe bas just right a.
Maximum tohar a mundey da. Perfect club layi jutiyan, mein keha kuriyan lattu hojandiyan jad "alpha male" type
jutti dekhdiyan.  Ehjiyan Jutiyan nu kehande kaaley/gorey (chic magnet).

Party and club ton move to the basketball court, munda hega shokeen basketball (tokri khudo) da. Sik "crossover"
karda from formal/casual to the madaaan. Mundey nu shounk khidari da pa ke michael jordan de "kicks" (jutiyan).
Sikhlo kuch jad koyi ghaint sports jutiyan pauniyan tan, brand nu sport karna na bhullo. Kaaley tan mein suneya
kayi price tag wi nahi launde patandar lagake rakhde for full tohar lol.

Boston ton sidha private jet lehke munda phonch janda pind "surapur" pa ke soney rangi punjabi jutti. Jutti da design
ehna ghaint chamakda suraj with simple kurta pajama. Jutti main attraction a. Ehnu kehande ne variety and roop jutti
de, chahey howey party, clup or chahey basketball court.. jaan pher pendu sardaar. Koyi wi nahi keh sakda ki jutti
de naal naal mundey di sardari wi full control ch rehandi.



Judge 2
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Male Jutti competition ch Grenade is winner because pehla tah janab kol  three varities a jehriya ke ho sakdiya a juttiyan ch...Teh dooji gal Jehri ve variety aa oh clean , perfect fitt and also colors are dashing. Teeji gal punjabi jutti sabhh toh sohni grenade singh de he aa jis vich kadayi vali teh simple without kadayi vali haigi aa..



Judge 3 Audio Critique


Judge 4
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Grenade Singh's collection displayed classiness and completeness. The shoes showcased the only shoes men need: sneakers, dress shoes and of course the Punjabi jutti.
The pictures were well thought out with witty captions. The Punjabi jutti was my favourite. As we all know, it suits his demeanour the best. I felt he put the most thought into his entry. There were a lot of nice footwear in the competition but none was presented as thoughtfully as his.





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Help & Suggestions / Bedagarak/Shabash Feature
« on: May 12, 2012, 06:25:44 PM »
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SSA GS,
 
Ah wale user nu (σн мαн gαω∂ נαтт ƒєя αgєуα) ehe bedagarak/shabash wala option visible ni haiga. I logged into his account, indeed, it's doesn't show up to him. Please, take a look into it.


Only PJ Gabru/Mutiyar, VIP (with 1000+ posts) or higher users may give Bedagarak/Shabash to other users. This is the current limitation.
I've been thinking, maybe we should make only mods or higher be able to give Bedagarak/Shabash. This way we can keep the Tohar more controlled. Hows that?

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Graphic details about Dhadrianwala's crimes. I'm not sure how much to believe. Be careful in what you hear. If all of this is true, Dhadrianwala needs to be put on trial.

TRUTH ABOUT RANJIT SINGH BY SUKHVINDER SINGH

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News Khabran / Wheat storage issue: Harsimrat Kaur blames Centre
« on: May 11, 2012, 01:04:20 AM »
Punjab ta ajj vi sare desh da dhid bharan nu teyaar betha, par eh politician and Centre dono kuch karan dehn, tahi kuch ho sakda... Ehni punjab kanak banonda, te centre jo nahi bik sakdi ohnu gareeban vich vand sakdi, par nahi. Kanak godaama vich sarh jayugi, par eh centre gareeba nu ni vartan dayugi.

Wheat storage issue: Harsimrat blames Centre, Bajwa faults Pungrain
TNN May 10, 2012, 03.20AM IST

CHANDIGARH:
Speaking in the Lok Sabha, Harsimrat Badal said that this year, Punjab farmers have produced a record crop of 120 lakh tones, but there was no arrangement by the Union government to store this crop. It was a matter of regret that the whole country was facing grain storage crisis, but no parliamentary committee has taken notice of this, she said. Parliamentarians should come to Punjab and see how grain was rotting in open godowns, she said, adding that, in some godowns, grains have rotten so much that it could not be used even as animal feed.

Source and comments from Congress about how poorly Punjab is managing Pungrain here: http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2012-05-10/india/31654945_1_godowns-grains-storage-capacity

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News Khabran / ACP Cheema Daroo Pee Ke Press Conference
« on: May 08, 2012, 12:31:49 PM »
Ah layo vai Punjab Police de karnamey!


ACP Cheema Press conference

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Funny Videos / iPhone 22G Commercial
« on: May 05, 2012, 01:30:17 PM »

JusReign killed it this time around.

iPhone 22G Commercial (Parody)

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An App (Fly Rights) by Sikh Coalition to report TSA problems in American airports...It's getting a lot of attention... here's Russia Today reporting up on it:


Now an app for TSA groping!

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Help & Suggestions / Best ways to get off the phone?
« on: April 29, 2012, 10:04:51 PM »
Mere hissab vich eh gal te topic chahida, tanke sab ton vadiya tareeke samne aa sakan.

Dasso mitro... Kiddhan phone cut kar sakde? Ki bahana la sakde aa? Ki kita jave jado duja banda baaj na ave?

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Punjabi Stars / Navtej Singh - Sikh Bodybuilder
« on: April 25, 2012, 07:25:04 PM »
Interview:
ROLE MODEL (DEMO) Sikh vision.tv


Virasat-E-Khalsa:
navtej singh in virasat-e-khalsa



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Knowledge / Bholanath and Devendra Pandey: hijack planes, get elected!
« on: April 24, 2012, 06:21:23 PM »
This is a pretty interesting story, one that highlights the corruption in India...

Bholanath and Devendra Pandey
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bholanath_and_Devendra_Pandey

Bholanath and Devendra Pandey are two friends who in 1978 hijacked an Indian Airlines plane on a domestic flight. They demanded the release of opposition leader Indira Gandhi (who had been arrested by Indian parliament) and the withdrawal of all the cases against her son Sanjay Gandhi.[1] They carried only toy weapons. After keeping 132 passengers hostage for some hours, they surrendered in the presence of media.

The Indian National Congress party rewarded them with party tickets for 1980 state assembly election.[1] Both won the election and became members of the legislative assembly of Uttar Pradesh. Bhola served as a Congress MLA from 1980 to 1985 while Devendra remained a member of the house for two terms.

Devendra served the party as a general secretary of Uttar Pradesh Congress Committee (UPCC) until recently. He is now nurturing the Sultanpur constituency in the hope of a Congress ticket in the next elections.

Bholanath unsuccessfully contested the 1999 Lok Sabha elections from Salempur as a Congress candidate.

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India Congress leader 'incited' 1984 anti-Sikh riots

India's top investigating agency has accused a senior Congress Party leader of being involved in a conspiracy of "terrifying proportion" with the police during anti-Sikh riots in 1984.

The Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI) told a Delhi court that Sajjan Kumar incited crowds to kill Sikhs.

More than 3,000 Sikhs were killed in 1984 after the assassination of Prime Minister Indira Gandhi.

Mr Kumar and five others on trial with him have denied all the charges.

'Not a single Sikh'
In his final arguments, CBI prosecutor RS Cheema told the court that the riots which targeted a particular community were "backed by both the Congress government and police".

"There was a conspiracy of terrifying proportion with the complicity of police and patronage of local MP Sajjan Kumar," the prosecutor told Judge JR Aryan, who will eventually pass judgement in the case.

Mr Cheema said that witnesses at the scene heard Sajjan Kumar tell a crowd that "not a single Sikh should survive".

Sajjan Kumar and five others on trial with him deny charges of being involved in the killing of six people at Delhi Cantonment - or military area - during riots that were sparked by the killing of Indira Gandhi by her Sikh bodyguards.

The trial began after a government inquiry found "credible evidence" that some Congress party leaders incited crowds to attack Sikhs during the riots and that they were not spontaneous.

Original Article: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-17811666

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Gup Shup / mundaxrisky = gwachi gaa
« on: April 16, 2012, 11:09:50 AM »
Ah dekho PJ di gawachi gaa ki kardi payi aa:

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ਦਿਲਰਾਜ -ਕੌਰ > Grenade Singh Grenade Singh    09:28:43 AM    Nothing, or nothing you can see...

vehlar 
15 mins ago

 _noXiouS_: kateed kithe turri phirdi aa
7 mins ago

 ਕਰਮਵੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ:
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 ਦਿਲਰਾਜ -ਕੌਰ:
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 ● ਛੜਾ ﻝคtt™●®: Gerende seo kudi jasoosi kardi a
bach k bai
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mundaxrisky: GM guyz...whr r all ma PJ honies today..ajj ik ve noi dikhdi pye
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 mundaxrisky: gs i wanna to ask ye smfin..... ya mods/admins can read ppls pvt msgs...?
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 Grenade Singh: Eh ki trend farh leya janta ne... sare kam luk ke hon lagpaye!
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 ToXiC!:
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 ਦਿਲਰਾਜ -ਕੌਰ: risky
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©odєnamє 47 has thanked Re: read kro sare jane...
14 hours ago
 _noXiouS_: your arm reminds me of a piece of chicken ... you know jehdiya lattan jehiya hundiya
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 ©odєnamє 47: Pretty sure they aren't 17 inches but my arms are
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 Jatt Mullanpuria: bhukh bahli lagi a kuri nu lagda, like those cartoons where they start imagining other cartoon characters as meat products lol
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 ©odєnamє 47: @ jatt veere hahaha oh kehri cartoon si ek Acme meat products like bahut pehla dekhi si mai ode ch .. road runner?
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 Jatt Mullanpuria: ya road runner lol i remmber that. oh patandar fox or williey koyote never caught that ostrich wali bird.. australia ch ehdan bhot hunda?

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mundaxrisky: hahahahaha nav bro ur msg of da day rox
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 Grenade Singh: risky = gwachi gaa (cow)
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 ©odєnamє 47: haha australia ch kangroos and ostriches hege

ek din jad mai petrol station te karda si kam (ithe self serve ne) so mei andar si night shift ch ta ek nikka jeha kangroo aake woods de kol look gaya haha
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