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« on: October 11, 2012, 02:38:01 PM »
livelifejattsize is banned for swearing on PJFB This is related to http://punjabijanta.com/complaints/ryder-is-banned-due-to-swearing-on-pjfb/A better decision will be taken by PJ Staff after careful consideration. Log: [size=78%] Yo Yo Toxic > Ryder I will shove that temerity up your stinking ass you mother f88ker son of a bitch and then we'll see how it feels inside.[/size]
Apparently you haven't persued the link rendered so I'd want to tell on your face that Jatts are born with overflowing tremedity you suckas.
Insecurity and Jatts? Don't make me laugh you dickhead.
Nigga, latino, Russian - I think you have a predilection for all three nationalities, don't you? did they contribute something to form you twat?????? I think so. LOL
I know grammar enough to shut up you ignorant idiots.
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« on: October 11, 2012, 02:00:03 PM »
Ryder is banned due to swearing on PJFB Log: Ryder > Yo Yo Toxic Wooh...the bitche has to moan again..
yeah your grammatic skills are quite reflected in your writing..ask your b i t c h y mum how it felt to take up that monkey rod up her ass to produce a mother fukr like you..
Fuk your link..I stopped reading it from the first sign of your excessive bloatings about jatts...nobody gives a damn about all that shit today you ignorant cunt face @&&hole
You call yourself a soorma ? haha...you call yourself strong as rugby player..lmfao...yeah right, Isaw your pic...it wouldn't take more than a teenage to take down your beaten up loser ass...
Come in face you lil b i t c h...
Chaperha maar maar baandara vangu kann laal kar dene main tere...
Naale tetho v vadh shittar maarne tere f u d d u peo nu, jinne tere wargi f u d d u aulaad jammi...saleya f u d d u paragraphs likh ke post karda urre PJ te Jattan vaare pher utte aavde peo nu parhauna, ke papa vekho vekho main ki likheya...pher peo tainu shabaashi denda hona tainu inni "maahaan" lines likhan layi..haina...sab tere f u d d u peo da kasoor jo shabaashiya denda hona tainu f u d d u lina likhan layi eho jehiya...your writtings sound so fukn unreal and boastful that anyone who reads will start laughing...if jatt does this then this will happen, and blah blah blah non sense..haha....get a life loser !!!!
I don't mind having a prediclection for these nationalisites as long they slogg your fake wanna be ass off...fukn inbred !!
Look whose talking about insecurity ?? lol ... are you fukn serious ?? you're the biggest insecure b i t c h I ever came across here on PJ..you prolly were bullied by kids in school, walked upon by people over you weak beaten ass, people must have never given you much importance...all of this clearly reflects in your writings...so this is the reason why you tryina hide beind a HUGE wall of bloatings about the Jatt community...you try feeding you tiny little almost exhausted out self esteem with a little satisfaction by talking all non sense shit...why taking support of the community's name just because of your loser ass...by using it you're actually disgracing Jatts !! idiot monkey !!
Now open up your waxed up ears get this shit through your fukn thick head now....NOT EVEN ONCE I said anything against the Jatt community or anything to do with insecurity in them...I myself come from the same blood line..yes I am also a Jatt, but unlike you...A real Jatt is down to earth and humble..A real Jatt doesn't need to prove himself with all the fake non sense shit that you put up..people laugh over at what you write..A real Jatt doesn't start dancing like a clown after making a goal, he'd rather cheer for a moment and quitely march away cuz he knows that he can do that over and over again..winning is no big deal for a true Jatt.....
Btw..this Jatt and Non-Jatt shit is long over with...fukn bastard, you use vocabs from one of your 50 fathers, by now you also must have been slightly educated and must be aware that this caste system shit has no meaning today..every single human on this earth is proud of who he or she is, because being proud is a human's right...no community in this world lacks pride...and bravery has no caste, rather bravery is in the blood, or some may learn to be brave...not all great personalities in the Sikh history were Jatts...example - Hari Singh Nalua, Banda Singh Bahadhur, Jassa Singh Ramgharia...ever heard of Major Kuldeep Singh Chandpuri..ever heard of Jagjit Singh Auroa ???
If not then go ahead and read about these great people and you'll realise that bravery and martial qualities are not just with the Jatts...Gur Gobind Singh Ji was well aware of this that's why he banned caste system in Sikhism and gave everybody a right to live with honour, equality and pride..this is why we are a martial community cuz people from all races and catses who became Khalsas faught furiously against the Mughals like any warrior race...
Got it you cockhead ????
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« on: October 09, 2012, 11:02:41 PM »
meri sas bari kapatti menu paun na devey juthi
meri sas bari kapatti menu paun na devey juthi
mein vi juthi pauniya
mundeya razi reh ja gusseh reh teri maa karkauniya
mundeya razi reh ja gusseh reh teri maa karkauniya
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« on: October 09, 2012, 10:57:37 PM »
Ek Ladki interview denay gai
Boss : batao wo konsi cheez hai jis k 2 tyres hotay hain ??
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Ladki : bike !
Boss: nahi, hOnda bike ;)
chAlo ek aur sawal, Wo konsi cheez hai jis k 4 tyres hotay
hain ??
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Ladki : car !
Boss : nhi, toyota car :D
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Ladki: Chal ub tu mere sawal ka jawab de.! :@
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Wo konsi cheez hai jo dikhney mai white hai aur beech mai kala anda hai.....??
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Boss : hehehe !! Ankh.
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Ladki : nahi Saale, teri MAA ki ankh :D: :D:
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« on: September 27, 2012, 10:58:12 PM »
try to find something strange 
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« on: September 15, 2012, 04:48:03 PM »
Sat Sri Akal mitro, Asin tuhanu janta da winner kad ke daseya si, sahibdhaliwal. Ajj asin tuhade agge Critics judge voting da jetu (54 out of 60 points) das rahe han: Criteria3 cheeza te judge keeta hai: - Shabda Di Khoobsurti - rate karo dhukwe te nzakat bhre shabad varte gaye k nai. - Andaz-E-Byan - rate karo lafza nu kis andaaz ch proya gya, shayro shayri dhukwe examples kis tra pesh kite gaye. - Psycological Effect - rate karo je kise ne kuj dil to likhya hove ohda asar v dil te hunda. So likht da asar kinna k e eh zroor dekhna. Judge commentsJudge 1:Ssa sareya nu Sab ton pehlan ta mein competition vich participate karan wale sareya da dhanwaad karna chauga jihna ne is competition nu safal bnaun vich apna yogdaan paya. Sareya ne apne walo bahut wadiya letters likhya c per winner ta ik ne hi ban na c  : so mein charre jatt nu is love letter competition jittan te wadiyan dinda and baki jehre reh gaye aa ohna nu aaun wale nxt comepetion vich hisa jaroor lain lai khenda aa ki pta agli war tuhadi wari lag jaye kite :hehe: ………….charre jatt ne “preeto” nu apni dil khen da tareeka bahut simple te sida jeha rakheya. Letter di starting ton le k by da end tak ehna ne puri puri feeling le k apne dil gal sahi shabad te puri detail vich kahi jis vich kuch dard bharri shayer-o-shayiri v kiti gai . ik time ta letter parh k mera dil senti jeha ho geya c cuz eni romantic te dardnak shayiri parr k harr koi senti ho jauga lol nd bai we wish ki teri preeto eh letter parr k usda pathar dil pigal jave te hamesha lai teri ho jave …. :blink: charre lai do k lines mere walo: ਚੁਲਹੇ ਅੱਗ ਨਾ ਘੜੇ ਦੇ ਵਿਚ ਪਾਣੀ, ਰੱਬਾ ਸਾਡੀ ਵੀ ਬਣਾ ਦੇ ਕੋਈ ਰਾਣੀ, ਓ ਛੜਿਆ ਦੀ ਜੂਨ ਬੁਰੀ Judge 2:hanji g sarea hi participant ne bhut wadia way naal apne apne dil di feelings beyan kitia luv letter rahi ede lage reho thanu joror koi na koi changi kuri joror mil jao lol.... nd congrtulation to charra bhut sohne tarike naal letter likhya pure feeling, shabbda di khoobsurti,,,bol jani k lafza nu bayan karan da andaz ena wadia c da way he wrote it was jus too gud,,,shuru toh lake end tak full of emotions c dil nu touch kar gaya nd i hope tera pj te shuru hoa luv sirre char jawe uda ta tareef karni tere assan(easy) nahi kar sake teri tareff wo alfaz kahan se layo Judge 3:So jidda k sade sahmne aa k pj te sab to sohna live letter likhan wala banda shara jatt bai aa mai vdhai dina bai ji nu Share jatt ne boht e sohna prem pattar likhya. Pehli vadia gall k punjabi vich likhya dossri gall k sohne andaaz ch likhya dhukkwe shsbad te sheyro shayri varti. Te teesri likhayi sohni aa bai ji di n fool bootte jihe naal idda lagde c jidda tarya ch chann :hehe: Te je parbhav si gall kra ta is pakh to eh pattar thoda kamzor lagga baki sab kujh thik thak c Dhannwaad Judge 4:I enjoyed reading Shara Jatt's letter. I especially liked the fact that he wrote it out on stationary as an actual letter. It conveyed a lot of feeling and depth. The poetry/song was a nice touch. The wording he used was that of a typical Punjabi letter, over the top (but affective). After reading the letter you get an idea of how many letters he must have written :) He is a professional. I can imagine him charging people to write letters on their behalf. :)) Hard to believe he's shara with such "makhan-ing" qualities. All joking aside, it was a great letter and I enjoyed reading it. Thank you
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« on: August 30, 2012, 07:17:14 PM »
Very creative way to send a message...
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« on: August 30, 2012, 06:16:46 PM »
Mein sarey staff da dhanwad karda jina ne ehne din ess mamle vich sirkhapayi keeti, te sare staff vich galbaat keeti. Jatt Mullanpuria baki Staff ton utte nahi hai. Te baki staff di gal sunde hoye, Kohinoor de sujao sunke, meinu ethey comment karna peya. PLEASE NOTE: eh fainsla mein nahi leh reha, eh fainsla sare staff da hai.
It has been over a week since the ban happened. One week is enough for any reason that Jatt Mullanpuria has presented.
Quick message to Janta:
Please respect PJ Staff as they are humans too. Do not call them kutte de hadd, lafandar, etc. Sab da dil hunda, te tusi ohna da dil dukha rahe ho jado ehda kehnde aa. Ehna gallan karke hi eh decision de piche ehni jada galbaat hoyi hai.
Final decision: Ban has 8 days left. This ban will be lifted right now.
Please note: This is not "my" decision, this is PJ Staff's decision. So thank them for it.
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« on: August 27, 2012, 10:14:05 PM »
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« on: August 19, 2012, 10:01:51 PM »
moneysingh (non-punjabi kudiyan da boyfriend te breaking news reporter) hun PJ vich uchi padvin da user bangeya hai. Ohdi laggan te Punjabi geetan di seva nu dheyan vich rakhde, asin ohnu Punjabi Videos forum da moderator bana ditta hai. His primary job will be to clean 150+ pages of Punjabi Videos topics. Chakde Money Singha.
Tusi ohde stats dekhunge tan pata laggu ke munda bahut der ton Punjabi/Bhangra Videos post kar reha hai. Eh khud aap remix vi karda hai ganeya nu. moneysingh baarey jiniya gallan karunga, jaada aa. Ess layi mein etheyi smapat karda han.Congratulations Honey Singh.
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« on: August 17, 2012, 01:09:25 AM »
PJ te Jatt Mullanpuria ek chickenpox virus vangu felda janda. Kade eh sariya kudiyan nu gym join kara dinda, kade eh sareya nu radio karan laa dinda, kade kise di interview, te kade lokan nu prerna dinda PJ layi kuch changa karne di... Par ehna sab gallan nu madd-de nazar rakhde hoye, Mullanpuria sab naal ik goorhi dosti banayi rakhda. Eh bhavein lokan de dimaaga naal kalolan karda, par ohna naal nafrat nahi karda, sirf ohna nu changey PJ nagrik banon di koshish karda. Je tuhanu Jatt Mullanpuria di kabiliyat te shakk aa kade ohde naal PJ de bhavikh barey gal karke dekheyo. Jidda ik rishimuni di taran, sare PJ di jankari na karati te mera naam badal ke Grenade Singh rakhdeyo. Eh munde'ch kuch karne da pressure bahut aa. Eh pressure nu dekhde hoye, asin sochde aa ke munde nu hor power di lorh hai. (Steroids di market vich kami hogayi) Kiyonki Mullanpuria de iraade bahut uche ne, par powers ghat. Layo vai karo swagatam apne nave Sub Admin da... yaar da yaar, JATT MULLANPURIA, the bodybuilder.Side Note: Kudiyo, Mullanpuria haje vi kuwara hai, ehnu apna jeevan saathi banayo, te tusi vi Miss Sub Admin ban jayo. Dhanwad.
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« on: August 15, 2012, 11:01:37 PM »
Sat Sri Akal mitro,
Menu report ayi ke janta nu pata nahi abusing words naal PJ te kidhan deal keeta janda.
1. Forum/PJFB
Je sada PJ Anti-Swear system tuhanu swearing karda farh lehnda hai, ohne tuhade account nu automatic LOCK kar dena hai. Te tuhanu eh message dissuga:
Your account is locked! Email admin@punjabijanta...Te tuhada message jis vich swear hovegi, oh kise nu nahi disega. Isda matlab email karo te muafi mango jo vi galt keha, te unlock hovo.
2. Chat
Je sada PJ Anti-Swear system tuhanu swearing karda farh lehnda hai, ohne tuhade lafaz badal ke kuch hor kar dene ne.
Jidda ke je tusi kise nu kehne aa "sala kutta", ohnu badal ke system show karega "jija kutta".
Kirpa karke kise nu vi gaal na kaddo, je Staff member tuhanu ehna galtmand kamma vich, ta tuhanu warn/kick/ban bi keeta ja sakda hai. Ess layi parhez vich hi tuhadi safalta hai.
PJ nu apne ghar wang samjho, jidda asin apne bhen bhrava nu gaalan naai kaddi diya, ohda sanu ethey vi nahi kadaniya chahidiya.
Dhanwad.
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« on: August 14, 2012, 06:52:43 AM »
by harmeets1991:
ek admi ne Zoo me 3 language bolne wala tota dekha, jo english, hindi aur punjabi bolta tha.
admi ne test krne k liye tote se poochha..
who r u??
tota:- i m parrot.
admi:- tum kaun ho??
toata:- main tota hu.
admi:- tu kaun hai??
tota:- teri maa da khasm, saaleya ik vaar kahe samjh ni aaunda. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: August 12, 2012, 10:17:56 PM »
Lets see if we can get a fantasy football league going here?
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« on: August 06, 2012, 11:11:01 PM »
Sat Sri akal,
Just wanted to create a topic to share some updates for relevant parties.
It gets messy sharing this on PJ FB.
2012-08-06
Updated the pretty link schemes
Problems: Download links still don't prettify properly, a task for another day.
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« on: July 30, 2012, 11:47:45 PM »
Sat Sri Akal mitro, 4 hasmukh judgan ne votan payiya te jetu kaddeya: Sharha Jatt (Jatt.) Judge 1: buhat shoni joke sunayi hass hass ke tid dukhan lagh gaya khaas to te jadh srapanch di vhoti kam kar ke dekhoundi aa nale sharha jatt de real joke ne buhat hassya good work Judge 2: charha jatt,,, 22 tera joke bhut funny c par k bhut hassa aa reha c,,,mai chunda mera veer ehda de vadiya vadiya joke paunda rawe te sareya da dill kush karda rawe,,, jehra har ik nu kush rakh sake oss to vadiya frnd duniya te koi ni hunda tu vohna cho ik aa veere tu v ethe har ik nu kush rakhda,,,eh pj tuhadi aapni aa mai te eh hi kehnda k ehda hi ethe changge changge jokes paeya karo te har ik da dill kush rakheya karo,,, Judge 3: "To aim is not enough, you must hit!
Well Done! Pehla te sare hi participant da bahut bahut dhanwand k ona ne is competition vich participate kita. Te saree Hi particiants ne bahut hi vadia tareke naal janat nu hausan di khoshi kita Thanx to all. But yh competition aa so wiiner te ek hi ho sakda te oh ne SHraa Jatt .
Congratulation! Enaa ne batut hi vadia tareeke naal joke sunaye puri mehnat te lagaa naal participate kita puraa effort paya ate oh hahaha wala side touch vich bahut vadia sii .Jokes di shurwat hi bahut shone tareke naal kitti and end tak bahut hi vadia tareke naal present kita as compare to other participant.Jehra pauses and stops use kite oh v kafi vadia tarike naal use kite k janta nu samaj lag sake k actual joke hai kk. So I think koi kami nhi si kise cheez di v like full effort, concentration ,mehnat , te lagan naal participate kita. Awsome Performance!!
Karamsingh ji – Enna ne v bahut vdia joke sunaye te I hope sab nu ena de v joke bahut pasand aye Te yeh second number te yakenn k bahut nehre sii to become a winner .so enaa da v bahut bahut dhwand .
Thanksss!!Judge 4: Congratulations to Shara Jatt! Very well deserved :) I would like to say that all 4 of you guys deserve a round of applause from Pj janta for participating and showcasing your talent (ehne ghat jaaneya ne participate kita - lol). Everyone had their own style and did a great job. I would also like to mention that I really liked Sukh’s jokes and his style – very funny..je thora hor effort paunda..it could have been even better. Also, I liked Karamveer’s entry for his effort – very clear voice, creativity (Talking Tom), easy to understand and follow through his jokes. But, I think his choice of jokes suited better to children/preteens. Otherwise, very nicely done. Great effort! Winner: Shara jatt de joke bahut funny si, usne effort vi bahut paayea te usdi delivery sab ton vadiya si. Sab ton pehla jokes de funny hon di gal kariye te usde saare joke age appropriate si (young generation/adults de humour wale). Jokes ehne simple vi nahi si ke aapa pehla hi guess kar sakiye end ch ki houga..thora dimaag laun di vi lod pendi si lol. Appa dekh sakde aa ke ohne effort kinna jaada paayea. Jokes shuru karn ton pehla ohne ik jehri ehna fast bol ke introduction ditti aa – that is very original, creative and shows that he has put in effort and at the same time it shows he is very talented to carry that out. Appa sun sakde kis tarah usne harek joke vich forum members de naam leh ke apni audience naal interact kita va...sirf naam ni laye, situation/person nu deyaan vich rakhde us hisaab naal joke vich add kita. For example, sarpanch – gagan wala joke bahut fit beth da kyonki aapa nu pata sarpanch da hune hune viah hoyea te gagan vi viah te geya si. Aise tarah usne lesbian wale joke ch apne aap nu te chat nu involve kita – eh vi bahut fit beth da. So, itho pata lagda ke usne changi tarah soch ke jokes vich eh originality paayi aa. Usne thore apne life de funny experience vi share kite – very original! Best thing about Shara jatt was his delivery/style. Delivery of a joke is very important - je joke sanon da style vadiya hove tan ghat funny joke vi jaada funny lag sakda and vice versa. Oh is tarah lag reha si ke jinve oh sachi vich kise sahmne bethe bande nu joke sanounda hove. I felt this was a challenge in this competition because participants are just recording themselves, they are not actually telling a joke to someone. So, I understand how it can come across as they are reading it from somewhere, therefore lacking in voice modulation, expressions and comes off a little monotonous. However, this was not the case with Shara jatt, he overcame this challenge very successfully. His style was even better than his jokes which made them hilarious. To sum it up - complete package!
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« on: July 29, 2012, 09:40:35 PM »
mods nu keho meinu unban karn
Banned by g kainth. Ki gal hogayi, kise nu pata?
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« on: July 10, 2012, 10:00:50 PM »
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