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Due to some members swearing, hating, making pornographic photoshop images of our Staff, I have decided that PJ is better off dead. So we will be stopping all future registrations. In other words, no new member will be able to join PunjabiJanta.com.

Thanks to everyone who made PJ what it is. But we cannot go anymore with nonsense. I do not wish to have a site that propagates such behavior. And I hope Waheguru will forgive us for any mistakes that we have done.

Thanks.

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Punjabi Stars / Satinder Sartaaj Interview
« on: January 02, 2012, 12:30:37 PM »

Day and Night - Between Us

Day & Night News : Between Us : Satinder Sartaaj_Part-1

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Punjabi Stars / Balwant Singh Ramoowalia - A Son of Punjab
« on: December 29, 2011, 09:03:06 PM »
I was introduced to Balwant Singh Ramoowalia by my father, who said he's one of the best politicians/social workers in Punjab. Please read a bit about him...

Balwant Singh Ramoowalia
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia



"Eighty per cent of the marriages to NRI men in Punjab are doomed, as the husbands never return to take their brides,” says Balwant Singh Ramoowalia, the lone crusader for the helpless NRI wives.

Balwant Singh Ramoowalia (born 15 March 1942) is an active politician and president of Lok Bhalai Party (LBP). Ramoowalia is former Member of Parliament from Faridkot and Sangrur and former Union Minister for Social Welfare. He is founder president of Lok Bhalai Party which has seen the participation of a large number of women, especially those deserted or cheated by their Non-resident Indian grooms. Lok Bhalai Party is concentrating on the various socio-economic issues.

In the last one-and-a-half years, he has managed to get Rs 115 crore returned to people who were duped by travel agents. His focus now is on an estimated 30,000 Indians who are languishing in jails in other countries on charges of illegal immigration.

Ramoowalia is LBP's candidate for the 15th Lok Sabha from the Sangrur seat in Punjab.[2]

In November 2011 the Lok Bhalai Party joined the Shiromani Akali Dal (Badal).

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Sports Khelan / Basketball prodigy Satnam Singh Bhamara from Punjab
« on: December 29, 2011, 12:35:47 PM »
Basketball prodigy Satnam Singh Bhamara could be India's Yao Ming
By Mark Winegardner
ESPN The Magazine



Satnam Singh on Trans World Sport


This story appears in the Jan. 9, 2012 NEXT issue of ESPN The Magazine.

THIRTY OR SO YEARS AGO, in the Indian state of Punjab, in a tiny village surrounded by rice paddies, miles from the nearest home with air conditioning or even with glass and screens on all its windows, there lived a teenage boy named Balbir Singh Bhamara who did what had once seemed impossible; he grew to be taller than his mother.

Balbir's father was a wheat farmer and miller with a string of glistening black water buffalo that gave milk as sweet as honey. His mother was 6'9", and young Balbir grew to be a little over seven feet tall -- the tallest person in the village.

Everywhere the giant boy went, people told him he ought to play basketball, a game many of them had heard about but never seen. Then, as now, cricket was the only sport that mattered. Hockey (meaning field hockey) -- the official national game -- was, by comparison, a niche sport. As was football (meaning soccer). Then, as now -- but probably not for much longer -- basketball was little more than a curiosity.

Soon, in a nearby village, the boy found a hoop. In no time, hoops found the boy -- as, perhaps even in India, was not surprising for a kid whose turban nearly reached the net. People began telling Balbir that, in the cities, there were schools with proper courts where he could learn the game and, as a bonus, get an education. If he took to the game, as seemed certain, he'd have a chance to see the country. Maybe represent the country. Maybe, just maybe, the boy could see the world.

Balbir's father would hear none of it. He refused to allow the boy to give basketball a try. Balbir would stay in the village and become a farmer. That was that. The boy obeyed, because that was what a boy did. In due course, he took over the farm and was prosperous. He married. He had three children. He was elected the head of the village.

And then one day another giant emerged: Balbir's middle child, a sweet and joyful boy named Satnam. When Satnam was 9 years old and already taller than most adults in the village, Balbir took the boy to a scruffy local court to play basketball, a game Balbir still barely understood. Satnam walked onto the court, utterly bewildered. He had misunderstood and thought his father was taking him to play volleyball. Predictably, the boy struggled. Balbir watched, feeling untroubled, undeterred -- happy, even.

Not long after they got back home, Balbir crossed the lumpy dirt courtyard that separated his small stable and mill from his even smaller house and mounted a hoop to the weathered brick wall. Balbir summoned his son to the courtyard and handed Satnam a new rubber basketball.

The family room was right inside. At the end of the workday, while others in the family strained to hear the little TV over the big kid's incessant banging of the ball against the wall, Balbir -- a man destined to become the second-tallest person in his village -- would just sit back, sip his tea with buffalo milk, stroke his long, graying beard and grin.

BALBIR NEVER PUSHED THE GAME on Satnam. It just took. Over the next several months, puzzled villagers watched as Satnam spent hour after hour in that courtyard. The hoop and ball -- merely odd at first -- seemed to assume magical powers. The already tall boy shot up, dramatically, as if summoned skyward by the hoop. Just like that, he was as tall as his grandmother. Satnam's hands grew so large that, to the villagers' eyes, the basketball seemed to be mysteriously shrinking. They called him Chhotu -- Punjabi for "little one."

FROM THE VAULT

In 2003, Zev Borrow wrote a story for ESPN The Magazine called "None in a Billion," in which in which he investigated India's dismal sports heritage. Read »

The real magic, of course, lay not in mere objects but in the boy's love of the game and the father's love of the boy. Naturally, Satnam -- who now looked almost as surreal in the seat of a tractor as Balbir -- still helped with the family farm, but it was that magic that cordoned off time for him to practice. It was that magic that made the father pay for increasingly long and increasingly frequent trips throughout the Punjab region so the son could find other boys who played this exotic game and men who knew how to coach it.

In a year or so, Satnam was dominating the youth leagues in Punjab. Balbir, who knew little of the world beyond the Punjabi countryside, took his giant son aside one day and pledged that he would do whatever he could to see that Satnam received the maximum chance to realize his abilities and dreams, no matter where that took him.

Satnam's father began asking friends and neighbors for advice and learned about a sports academy in Ludhiana, the nearest big city. It soon became Satnam's second home.

Three years ago, at the age of 13, Satnam was 6'11" and 230 pounds with size-18 feet, broad shoulders, a soft shooting touch and a voice deeper than Andre the Giant's. Other than all that? Just an ordinary, well-brought-up teenage country boy -- humble, polite, shy, confused, a little goofy, perpetually embarrassed and in every way awkward.

In both of his homes, he was loved and happy.

IN THE SUMMER OF 2009, Satnam was invited to New Delhi to try out for the national junior team, which had qualified to play in the FIBA Asia Under-16 Championship in Malaysia. He didn't know enough to be intimidated or frightened. He was summoned, his coach said go, and so he went.

When he made the team, he was the youngest and tallest player on the roster. Weeks later and without complaint, eager to see the world, the giant boy folded himself into the seat of an airplane for a five-hour flight across the Bay of Bengal.

He loved the travel, the sights, the new competition and, especially, the food. He'd been raised to appreciate food and was thrilled by tangy new dishes such as mee rebus and laksa penang. But the games themselves showed Satnam that his dreams were outpacing his skills, which still had far to go. He played only a few minutes a game. India went 3-4 -- including a 74-point beatdown at the hands of the Chinese, the eventual champs -- and finished 10th out of 16 teams. When Satnam returned home after a few weeks away, his life seemed no different from before. The tournament was barely mentioned by the Indian media. There was no Indian equivalent of Scout.com or the ESPNU 100 to take notice of the still-growing middle school giant who made the national team. There were no sneaker company-sponsored AAU teams to woo him with free shoes and under-the-table payments -- all to the good, although he did need shoes. He'd outgrown his and couldn't find any his size.

Satnam and his teammates at the academy knew about the NBA, but not much. They had favorite players, but these were only the biggest stars. No one Satnam knew, not even his coaches, could have named 25 active players. No one could have named half the teams. No one had seen a game in person. Though a few games a year were broadcast live on cable at the crack of dawn, almost no one, Satnam included, had ever watched one from beginning to end. Certainly no one had any inkling that the NBA was about to launch an aggressive effort to partner with a few multinational corporations and build Indian basketball into a massive sacred cash cow. The target audience: Indians under 25. In other words, one of every 12 people on the face of the earth.

But Satnam and his teammates had spent countless hours watching clips on YouTube. And although no one from India has ever played in the NBA or even come remotely close, there wasn't a baller under the dim lights in that dingy gym who didn't try to ape the moves he'd seen online, who didn't imagine himself as Kobe or LeBron. For Satnam -- who dreamed of being Kobe -- hardly a day went by when someone didn't say something to him about Yao Ming, about becoming that one big star who ushers a nation of a billion strong onto the world's basketball court, the giant who becomes the catalyst for creating wealth beyond all imagining. The one who, maybe most important, single-handedly subverts pernicious stereotypes about his country's people and what they can do. No one said all of this, of course. Instead, it was always some variation of "the Yao Ming of India." Even for Indians who knew nothing about basketball, this reliably delivered the whole message.

IN NOVEMBER 2009, the NBA announced that Heidi Ueberroth -- daughter of former MLB commissioner Peter Ueberroth and an oft-rumored replacement for NBA commissioner David Stern -- would be the first president of NBA International. Ueberroth, who a few years before had helped launch NBA China, immediately set her sights on India, hiring a former Athletes in Action coach by the superhero-alter-ego-sounding name of Troy Justice to be the NBA's first director of basketball operations in India. Justice's mission: build interest in the game from the grassroots level.

Four months later, IMG (the global U.S.-based sports marketing and management titan) and Reliance Industries (the largest corporation in India) announced the creation of a new sports and entertainment marketing company called IMG Reliance, which, as its first order of business, signed a 30-year contract with the Basketball Federation of India. Not only did the deal sew up all commercial rights to the game of basketball in India, it also allowed for the launch of an IMG Reliance-owned and managed professional basketball league. To get there, IMGR would attempt to build an infrastructure for basketball from the ground up: facilities, coaching, tournaments, school leagues, etc. IMG Reliance also announced it would provide full scholarships to train and go to school at the IMG Basketball Academy in Bradenton, Fla., whose alums include Chauncey Billups, Kobe Bryant, Vince Carter, Al Harrington and Joakim Noah. The first recipients would be four boys and four girls -- the best Indian basketball players 13 years old or younger. No one, however, was quite sure how to find them. Meanwhile, Satnam continued to grow.

By the spring of 2010, Satnam, now 14, was almost as tall as his father. His shoulders and torso had broadened. His voice had grown deeper. Then one day, back on the blacktop outdoor court at the Ludhiana sports academy, the head coach blew his whistle and halted practice. He ordered his players, who ranged in age from 14 to 24, to line up along the baseline, shortest to tallest, and stand at attention. Satnam, a head taller than the very tall boy beside him, glanced down at his shoes. He'd had a village cobbler slice the sides of a pair of running shoes and refashion them to accommodate Satnam's feet, which had kept growing and were now sticking out the ripped sides of the shoes. For a month, his coach had been talking about the important American from the NBA who was coming to watch them play. It was a notion so fantastical that Satnam hadn't expected it would ever really happen. Suddenly it was real. And here Satnam stood, a shaggy-haired giant in these inadequate shoes.

The American was a bald and florid man, trim but on the front slope of middle age, rumpled and bleary, minutes removed from stepping off the all-night train from Mumbai. The academy's coach explained that this man, Mr. Troy Justice, was the NBA's first director of basketball operations in India. He'd be running big tournaments and training players, the coach said, and spreading the culture of basketball throughout the nation.

Justice, more than anything, was looking forward to getting to his hotel and catching a nap. But the sight of Satnam brought him out of his fog. Satnam felt the man's eyes on him. The coach asked whether Justice wanted to run the rest of the practice and seemed surprised when the American agreed. The boys broke rank and queued up in front of Justice, each in turn bending over and touching the visitor's feet before they took the court. Satnam was last in line.

"For your blessings," the academy's coach said, explaining the gesture.

Justice put the players into a three-man weave drill. Satnam's skill set was, to be generous, limited. He hustled and shot surprisingly well, but he couldn't handle the ball or reliably catch it. He shied away from physical contact, clearly worried he might hurt someone, although his footwork was so bad he might have been a bigger threat to hurt himself.

"How old is that kid?" Justice asked the coach.

"He is 14."

Justice shook his head. "I need his real age."

"That is his real age. He is 14. His father is 7'3"." An exaggeration, a few inches for effect, but it got Justice's attention. The boy wasn't the product of a tumor on his pituitary gland, and he was so young for his size that his flaws on the court all suddenly seemed fixable.

"Do you mind if I take Satnam off to the side to work on his footwork?" Justice asked the coach.

Satnam spoke no English. In Punjabi, the coach told him to go work on footwork with the American. The boy, mortified, nonetheless obeyed. That was how he was raised. One obeys. He willed himself to forget about his shoes. He focused on what the American, who spoke no Punjabi, was trying to teach. Justice wasn't sure he'd ever coached anyone who was more present. Afterward, a reporter asked about the giant young Punjabi. "He can be the chosen one for basketball in India," Justice said.

Three months later, in June 2010, Satnam, still 14, led Punjab's state youth team to a national championship. Right after that, the Basketball Federation of India chose him and two others to send to the NBA Basketball Without Borders camp, which was held that year in Singapore -- where Satnam got to meet several NBA players and coaches and be showcased as one of the 44 best basketball prospects from Asia. He was the youngest player there.

Soon, Harish Sharma, the head of the BFI, invited Satnam to play at an all-star game against senior players, most of whom were on the Indian national team. Sharma was impressed by Satnam's talent and character, but he wondered why a boy like that would want such long, shaggy hair.

"Sir, I have huge ears, and I can't afford to leave them uncovered," Satnam said.

"It doesn't matter how long your ears are," Sharma said. "It's how good you are as a basketballer that matters."

The next time Sharma saw him -- hours later -- Satnam had cut his hair short. He was also holding his own against the best senior players in India.

It was about then that officials from the newly formed IMGR met with Sharma to ask for help in identifying prospects for the scholarships. It hadn't dawned on them to consider anyone from last year's junior national team, since all, no doubt, were 16 or 17 by now. The scholarships were for kids 13 and under. Sharma's first suggestion was a boy of 14.

Too old, they told him.

"This boy, you will want to see," Sharma insisted. "I've told people many times, he can become India's Yao Ming."

And so it was that Satnam became one of 50 players chosen to try out, in July 2010, for eight scholarships. He tried to explain this to his parents, but he barely understood it himself. Something about the chance to better himself by going to America among the big buildings, fast cars and all types of people. Where he would get an education and be trained for basketball along with other young student-athletes from all over the world in what must be a legendary place, seeing as it was where Kobe once trained. All expenses paid.

His mother could not imagine it or even believe it. She would miss him too much. More than words. But Balbir did not hesitate. If this is what the important people in the game of basketball think is best for you, then go. You are a levelheaded boy with God in his heart, he said, and we want you to be guided by the best teachers and make your way in the world. We want you to do what you love. Balbir embraced his son. The whole family, he said, would make the seven-hour trip to New Delhi to cheer him on.

Days later, outside the Sanskriti School, a charter bus carrying the scholarship hopefuls rolled up. The doors opened. The IMG coaches watched. A whole bunch of little people -- and one guy standing head and shoulders above everyone else -- emerged from the bus. At that point, for all practical purposes, there were only seven scholarships still up for grabs.

Satnam proved not only to be the tallest and strongest player there but also the most coachable. Raw, yes, but with no deep-seated bad habits to break. Afterward, the coaches met Satnam's parents. Clearly, Satnam was Balbir's son -- and not just because they were both over seven feet or because when either gave a handshake, his hand seemed to go halfway up your arm. It was the feeling the coaches got from Balbir. Despite the language barrier, he looked them in the eye when he talked. He smiled, and it felt genuine. That was the word for it: genuine. You could feel it -- father and son alike.

Next stop: the great unknown.

By August 2010, before he could fully comprehend it, Satnam was 8,000 miles away in Florida, immersed in an elite young-jock version of a Benetton commercial and loving all the new food he got to eat. His parents were hooking up the new computer they had bought so they could watch their son's games on YouTube and talk to him on Skype.

Whenever Satnam called home -- his night, their early morning -- stray villagers would wander into the house to stick their heads in front of the screen and wave.

Because of the scholarship (and IMG Reliance's public-relations might), almost every major Indian media outlet did a story about the Americans' discovery of the Indian prodigy -- with nary a word of how he'd been on the national youth team they'd ignored the year before but, always, with some mention of Yao Ming.

In August, when Satnam first hit the courts at IMG, his English was nonexistent and so, the coaches thought, was his coordination. He'd barely done any strength training other than farm work.

At first, the coaches had to bend the English-only rule on the practice court. They feared he might hurt himself just running up and down the floor. But he was a quick learner. Within weeks, he knew enough English to get through any practice. And the physical improvement came even faster. He was running the court well and lifting weights like a man. He began to develop a decent lefthanded shot. He started to lose his fear of hurting people if he really banged the boards and used his size.

Satnam seemed unfazed by culture shock -- perhaps because of his native, cheerful groundedness, perhaps because of the well-funded, insular bubble that is the IMG Academies, which provides him and his fellow transplants, among other supports, with a full-time chaperone/translator. Or, maybe, it was just magic.

WHEN SATNAM ARRIVED AT IMG, it was easy to watch him clomping around the court, scoring infrequently, struggling to catch the ball, and wonder whether he'd ever improve enough to play in the NBA.

Then again, as 2011 unfolded and Satnam toiled away at the IMG Academies, it was equally easy to imagine what might be. Satnam works like a mule. He's a coach's dream. Noted big-man guru Pete Gaudet, Coach K's longtime assistant who took over as the Indian women's team coach this summer, said that if Satnam were playing at a U.S. prep school, there would be scouts from elite college programs lining up to watch his games. Kenny Natt, a veteran NBA assistant and head coach who recently took over the Indian men's team, said that if NBA scouts could see Satnam, they'd be licking their chops at the prospect of drafting him.

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    Something about the chance to better himself by going to America among the big buildings, fast cars and all types of people.
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So where, we wonder, does the fairy tale of Satnam Singh Bhamara end? With an NBA debut, dozens of Bollywood stars in the stands and a hundred million Indians waking up before dawn to watch the game on TV? Or might the kid just fade away, the guileless victim of other people's projections and wishful thinking?

Perhaps, by way of an answer, we could craft one of those artful flashbacks and end the tale of Satnam's rise from basketball backwater to legitimate phenom this past summer. At the Indian men's team tryouts, with Natt suffering from Delhi belly and worried about what he'd gotten himself into, in walks 15-year-old Satnam. After a few days of drills and scrimmages, Natt tells the boy he's made the team (and will be one of the youngest national-team members in the world). Satnam grins, but not too much, and shakes the coach's hand.

If that's too soft for a fairy-tale ending, how about when Satnam makes his debut on the adult-level world stage, in September 2011 at the FIBA Asia Championship in China? In that case, we'll just say a lot about the food and the experience and finesse the part where the kid is at the end of the bench and scores a couple of points a game.

Or maybe our story ends in October 2011, when the kid has his first breakout performance at the FIBA Asia U16 Championship. There, after being overmatched by the excellent Chinese team in the first game, he slams down almost a point a minute in his next seven, including 41 against a very good Korean team, and leads the tournament in scoring. He hauls down nearly 10 rebounds a game and, according to Justice, is one of the two best post players there.

No. Satnam's life and career could, like that of any blue-chipper, go any which way. One never really knows. But an entire life is not the same as a story. And this story, this part of a life, bursts into bloom at the end of 2010, during winter break from the IMG Academies, when the country boy whose horizons have stretched farther than he ever could have imagined, whose possibilities have become limitless, returns from America for the first time. There, still 14 years old for a few more days, giddy to see his family again after four long, strange months on the other side of the world, his mammoth frame folded into a too-small car as it approaches the village, Satnam can't believe his eyes. A crowd has gathered -- 1,500 people, maybe more, far bigger than the population of the village. They've come from all over the region to welcome Balbir's son home.

The giant boy is too overwhelmed to notice that he's grown a shade taller than the father. The father couldn't be happier.

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Funny Videos / TheMericankudi vs. Mummy Ji
« on: December 28, 2011, 10:30:11 PM »

5911 ne share keeti si, mein socheya janta nu vi dikha deyiye.

TheMericankudi vs. Mummy Ji.

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Complaints / IceColdRider report
« on: December 18, 2011, 05:21:51 PM »
Sat Sri Akal all,

Menu report ayi aa ke IceColdRider is swearing at users. Je tuhanu kise nu swear mili please ethey jaroor report karna.

IceColdRider je tere khilaf ik hor ehda di report ayi, tan sade kol tenu ban karan ton ilava koi hor chara nahi rehna. Tuhanu harek insaan di ijjat karni auni chahidi.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Funny Videos / Why This Blackberry Di - Happy Singh (MH1)
« on: December 17, 2011, 12:46:28 AM »

Apne punjabiyan ne eh gana take over hi karleya lol


Why this Blackberry di By Happy Singh (punjabiyan da kaint dimaag ) :D

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News Khabran / Girl refuses bicycle with Badal's pic
« on: December 13, 2011, 10:14:57 PM »
Girl refuses bicycle with CM’s photo, says he supported army action on Darbar Sahib

Anju Agnihotri Chaba
Posted: Sun Dec 11 2011, 03:52 hrs
Hoshiarpur:
She comes from a sleepy village and is a farmer’s daughter. Only 16 years old, she has dared to take on the state government by refusing to accept a free bicycle, which carries Chief Minister Parkash Singh Badal’s photograph.
More, she has even listed the reason for her refusal to accept the freebie being doled out under the much publicised Mai Bhago Scheme.

“Badal was the Chief Minister when killing of Sikhs started in 1978 and he had even written to central government, which reflects that he also supported army action on Darbar Sahib in 1984,” she has written in a letter that she sent to the principal of the government senior secondary school, Pakhyal, in Hoshiarpur district. She is a student of 10 plus one at the school.

Meet Manjit Kaur. A resident of Chakowal Shekhan village, she is being hailed as another Mai Bhago - the legendary Sikh warrior woman who fought along side Guru Gobind Singh and is said to have stayed on with the Guru as one of his bodyguards.


The girl refused to accept the bicycle by writing an application to the school principal in which she mentioned that Badal, recently bestowed with Panth Rattan-Faqr-e-quam award, was responsible for the turmoil faced by Sikh community in the last several years in, which several members of the community were killed.

She said that while the photo of the CM has been fixed on the basket on the front portion of the bicycle, Mai Bhago’s name is written near the feet - on the chain cover.

In her letter, she mentioned that she had walking to the school for the past 11 years and she can do the same for another year too. “But I would not take the cycle bearing Badal’s photo,” she has stated.


Manjit, who likes to read about the happenings in Punjab, said that she wrote the application on her own. She said that a few weeks ago chief parliamentary secretary Mohinder Kaur Josh had come to their school to distribute the bicycles. But she didn’t want to accept a thing that had the photograph of a person who is in a way responsible for killing of so many Sikhs, so she wrote an application to the principal.

Manjit’s father Gulwinder Singh, a farmer with just three acres of land, is a proud man. “Ever since the news of this application came out, I have been getting calls from people in India and abroad,” he said. The family said that it was Manjit’s decision and she has done whatever she thought was right.

source: http://www.indianexpress.com/news/girl-refuses-bicycle-with-cms-photo-says-he-supported-army-action-on-darbar-sahib/886374/0

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Discussions / Punjabi Boys sleeping under cold UK Bridges
« on: December 12, 2011, 05:40:39 PM »

Sikh Channel covered some shocking interview/report about the state of Punjabi illegal immigrants sleeping under UK bridges on the streets.

101211 LIVE-SPECIAL SHOW ON SIKHS BOY SLEEPING AT SOUTHALL BRIDGE

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Funny Videos / Kuri Punjaban Nache (Bhojpuri Bhaiya Style)
« on: December 10, 2011, 12:18:07 PM »
Kudi Punjaban Naache - Music Video - Bhojpuri

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gatka world cup 2011

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Funny Videos / Munda Sada Chaleya UK - Sukhwinder Singh Rataul
« on: December 06, 2011, 04:56:46 PM »

UK jaan di hasoheeni dardnak kahani.

Munda Sada Uk Chaleya - Funny Punjabi Poem By Sukhwinder Singh Rataul.. xP

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News Khabran / Akali Sarpanch ne marey Kudi de Thapparh
« on: December 04, 2011, 11:50:57 PM »
Dekhlo ki dhakka karta kudi naal...

ਹਰਸਿਮਰਤ ਕੌਰ ਦੇ ਸੰਗਤ ਦਰਸ਼ਨ ਵਿੱਚ ਅਕਾਲੀ ਸਰ

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Funny Videos / Hogeya Fit Valeti Purja, Desi Engine Naal - Folk Talent
« on: November 29, 2011, 10:38:07 PM »


funny punjabi song.wmv

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Bapu kehnda torhuga, fer te tutna hi si...

A Sardar (Sikh) broke Guinness World Record | HQ

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Jokes Majaak / Best Santa Joke
« on: November 24, 2011, 11:00:47 AM »
The questions asked to Santa are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 year war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150
Santa says "I will skip this" ....... Next.

2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR
Santa asks for help from the University students.

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER
Santa asks general public to help him out.

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL
Santa says ..........."I don't know"

5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean , has its name based on which animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT
Santa Had given up.

"SCROLL DOWN" to know Mmoorree.......

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If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Santa's replies, then please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453.It was a conflict between France and England.
2) The Panama hat is made in Equador.
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November.
4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.
5) The " Canary islands " has it's name based on "Puppy". The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means Islands of the puppies..

Now tell me who's the dumb one....??
Never laugh at a Santa again.

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A great analysis of the reality of Modern India by Senior Advocate Colin Gonsalves at the World Sikh Organization of Canada on June 1, 2011. Please take half hour to understand what we're dealing with.

World Sikh Organization of Canada Annual Parliamentary Dinner June 1, 2011


PS: He talks about 1984, KPS Gill, HS Phoolka and Jaswant Khalra. Jaswant Khalra's story is one that all Sikhs should know. Please also read this quick wiki page.

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Discussions / Drowning Punjab in Sharab
« on: November 17, 2011, 12:16:38 AM »

Ki sochde aa iss barey?

Drowning Punjab

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Discussions / Punjabi Girl explains how Govt is taking over farmer's land
« on: November 15, 2011, 10:01:42 PM »

Ki sochde tusi eh punjab de avaam naal sarkari dhakke-shahi barey?

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