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Jokes Majaak / Re: Sinner
« on: September 29, 2009, 09:16:48 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

First one is sick.. :loll: :loll: second one - i guess I suck at english  :pagel:.. lol..

p.S. - Dovve ekko jehha ne.. argue kardiya keniya sohniya lagdiya  :pagel:


tansvestite = people with half man and half woman part, you know
and when people go missing they usually put pics of them on milk cartons
Half and Half is type of milk ....so u know ....get it?!


if not, pher aukha..... :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :happy:

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Gup Shup / Re: I LOVE U
« on: September 29, 2009, 09:14:57 PM »
i love  :wait:


I love sanjay dutt keh lao


 :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Sinner
« on: September 29, 2009, 01:57:11 PM »


na ji na, ehni takleef len waleya vicho ni aa appan... :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Sinner
« on: September 29, 2009, 01:53:50 PM »


 chalo koyi na ji, it amused me, that's what counts  :blink:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Sinner
« on: September 29, 2009, 01:48:52 PM »

one more:

If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?


 :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :happy:

I love this one!  :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Sinner
« on: September 29, 2009, 01:40:54 PM »


If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and you're the main witness, what if you say "no"?



 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :happy:

ya, i think it's funny  :huhh:

 :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :happy:

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Gup Shup / Re: Kine Percent Kudiyan Bullet Te Mardian ne ?
« on: September 29, 2009, 01:38:26 PM »

In my opinion, i think the bike adds sexiness to the guy cruising it.  :blink:

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Love Pyar / Re: We have much but still we complain
« on: September 29, 2009, 01:37:24 PM »
You are absolutey right Rahul ji!


I agree with you manmohni ji. Humans are never satisfied, you give them one thing and they want something more.

Like so many things, it's how you live your life that makes something a positive or a negative, both to yourself and to those around you.

"We no sooner get physical safety than we then want security, comapnionship, emotional fullfillment, and self-actualisation." _ Mazlow

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PJ Games / Re: Ban the Person above You!!
« on: September 28, 2009, 08:01:57 PM »


bannnnn


badmaashi kardey ji  :huhh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: brilliant student
« on: September 28, 2009, 07:44:21 PM »



aww poor baby  :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll:  :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Your name in the report
« on: September 28, 2009, 07:41:20 PM »


forge forge forge forgeeeeeeeeee  :happy:

tha't how i got by middle school  :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll:  :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: MADAM- look at my figure
« on: September 28, 2009, 07:38:51 PM »


hmmmmmmmmmm... :yawn:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: can you lend me 2000 Rs
« on: September 28, 2009, 07:37:35 PM »


ah, bummmer!!!!!!!!!!

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Australian Letter of the Year
« on: September 28, 2009, 07:36:23 PM »


Ouch.... :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll:  :happy:

Good Stuff!

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Jokes Majaak / Re: A letter has been sent from a husband
« on: September 28, 2009, 07:34:05 PM »



pile up on some chapstic

 :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Cheating
« on: September 28, 2009, 07:31:31 PM »



haye raba i need to give some tips then  :blink:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Bihari Babu's Travel Plans
« on: September 28, 2009, 07:28:22 PM »



wadhu paisye aye aa... :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll:  :happy:

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Gup Shup / Re: watching the shooting of a hollywood movie
« on: September 28, 2009, 02:45:15 PM »



Niceeeeeeeeee, is Tom Cruise really short?  :hehe:

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Shayari / Re: ya pyar vyar ;)
« on: September 28, 2009, 02:43:59 PM »
mmanmohan warris da punjabi virsa copy kita
kamliyeeeeeeeeee
sudhar ja



haanji, i thought it was pretty obvious!!!!

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Funny Videos / Re: How to wake up your wife?
« on: September 28, 2009, 02:38:01 PM »



the poor girl, could've broken her neck...but, hey, long as it amuses you... /:)

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