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9401
« on: October 16, 2009, 05:45:19 PM »
hitler - eh roop vich :lost:
:lol:
waise sohne si :happy:
9402
« on: October 16, 2009, 05:35:48 PM »
kamlo galat faimi ch na aa ohne ta shyar likhea tenu koi ni kehnda :hehe:
nice tarn bai
mazaak si... :lost:
9403
« on: October 16, 2009, 05:31:23 PM »
mere te ilzaam na lao edda de :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
9404
« on: October 16, 2009, 05:30:17 PM »
the desi telletubbies :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
9405
« on: October 16, 2009, 04:17:51 PM »
wondering:
why is it I always go after what I can't have,
but when I have it...I have no appreciation or want for it...
it gets aggravating at times :lost:
9406
« on: October 16, 2009, 03:59:57 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
vichara Gates darbaaje, khidkiya joga reh gaya
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
9407
« on: October 16, 2009, 03:57:55 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I like the one on Grenade Singh! :laugh:
9408
« on: October 16, 2009, 03:46:49 PM »
 : I like the second one :happy:
9409
« on: October 15, 2009, 11:36:45 PM »
have your son recite da alphaebet
a
b
c
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
9410
« on: October 15, 2009, 09:41:00 PM »
dil di khed na khedi sajjna,
tu harr jana tu harr jana...
pyaar ch zindagi labhdi naahi.
tu marr jana tu marr jana...
dil mar janey nu ki hoyea sajjna,
kadey vi na ajj jina royea sajjna...
9411
« on: October 15, 2009, 09:29:23 PM »
aa vasseya mere dil vich maahi,
pyaar da jaadu paa ke...
aan gawahi ishq ne diti,
tan mann pyaar di agg laa ke,
bach na sakeya dil ohdey tou,
onhey lutt leya nain mila ke,
eh dilbar, dil sajnna da hoyea, puchla dil nu aa ke...
pehla lutteya akhaan ch akhaan paa ke,
te janda hoyea dil lae gaya...
9412
« on: October 15, 2009, 08:42:45 PM »
this was nice... :happy:
9413
« on: October 15, 2009, 08:41:27 PM »
chalo mistake si - jo hona si ho gaya, hun pashtaa ke ki lena...
keep moving...the world doesn't end there! :happy:
9414
« on: October 15, 2009, 08:37:05 PM »
hit the gym - pain reliever :blink: appa sara gussa uthi kadhi da... : : : : :happy:
9415
« on: October 15, 2009, 08:31:36 PM »
relieved  :
9416
« on: October 15, 2009, 08:30:28 PM »
yaari ishq de nal na la bethi,
eh yaar bana ke lutt lenda...
eh ishq awala daaku eh,
eh nain mila ke lutt lenda...
kittey ishq da rog na la beth...
tand charkhe pauni bhull jayengi,
vich galliya de rul phul jayengi...
9417
« on: October 15, 2009, 08:00:05 PM »
dende galli galli roe roe duhayiya,
oho jane jihney kise nal laayia,
laggiya de dukh vakhre...
pyaase har vele yaar de didaar de,
beh ke raahwa utte leeka maardey,
haunke bhardey ne waang shudayia,
lagiya de dukh wakhre...
ess jagg ch ilaaj har dukh da,
dukh lagiya da marr ke ni mukda,
ghamm vakhra te utto ruswayia,
oho jane jihne kisey nal layiya,
laggiya de dukh vakhre...
9418
« on: October 15, 2009, 04:06:38 PM »
A turkey was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the turkey right out of the tree.
Moral of the Story: Bulls$!t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there!
9419
« on: October 15, 2009, 03:59:42 PM »
In a classroom of third graders, the teacher says to the kids, "Today, class, we will be telling stories that have a moral to them."
She explained what a moral to a story was and asked for volunteers.
Little Suzie raises her hand.
Suzie: "I live on a farm and we have a chicken that laid 12 eggs, we were excited to have 12 more chickens but only 6 of them hatched."
Teacher: "That's a good story, now what is the moral?"
Suzie: "Don't count your chickens before they are hatched."
Teacher: "Very good Suzie, anyone else?"
Ralphie: "Yes teacher, I was carrying some eggs I bought for my mom in my bicycle basket one day and I crashed my bike and all the eggs broke."
Teacher: "That's a nice story, what is the moral?"
Ralphie: "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."
Teacher: "Very good Ralphie, anyone else?"
Little Johnny: "Yes teacher, my Aunt Karen is in the army and when she was in the Gulf War, she parachuted down with only a gun, 20 bullets, a knife, and a six-pack of beer. On her way down, she drank the six pack. When she landed, she shot 20 Iraqis and killed ten of them with her knife."
Teacher: "Very interesting, Johnny, what is the moral to your story?"
Little Johnny: "Don't mess with Aunt Karen when she's drunk."
9420
« on: October 15, 2009, 03:39:09 PM »
meri gaddi ajj kal chamak di payi aa :love:
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