Q. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A. By death.
Q. And by whose death was it terminated? (
: lagda ajj eh dimaag ghar chad ayea)
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Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region. ( lumbar region is your low-back)
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Q. What is your name?
A. Ernestine McDowell.
Q. And what is your marital status?
A. Fair. (
: )
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Q. And who is this person you are speaking of?
A. My
ex-widow said it.
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Q. How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?
A. Well, a gal down the road had had several of Her children by Dr.
Cherney, and said he was really good. ( oh, boy that Dr. Cherney, huh
: )
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Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
A. I will be three months November 8th.
Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?
A. Yes.
Q. What were you and your husband doing at that time? (haye rabba X_X)
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Q. Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?
A. I should be.
Q. How many times have you
committed suicide ?
A. Four times.
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Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead people. ( I would hope so, damn!)
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Q. Were you acquainted with the defendant?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. Before or after he died? ( fittey muh)
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Q. Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the
influence?
A. Because he was argumentary and he couldn`t pronunciate His words.
Q. What happened then?
A. He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify
me."
Q. Did he kill you? ( obviously not,
: )
A. No.
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Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A. No. This is how I dress when I go to work.
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THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present
information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any.
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Q. Did he pick the dog up by the ears?
A. No.
Q. What was he doing with the dog`s ears?
A. Picking them up in the air.
Q. Where was the dog at this time?
A. Attached to the ears. ( I would hope so
: )
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Q. When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were
able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on Her not to go,
gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to
the station?
MR. BROOKS: Objection. That question should be taken out and shot. (
: I agree)
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Before we recess, let`s listen to one last exchange involving a child:
Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What
school do you go to?
A. Oral.
Q. How old are you?
A. Oral.
It turns out, some lawyers aren’t that bright, eh?!
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