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Knowledge / Re: question of the day
« on: November 17, 2009, 09:22:37 PM »
lol.. Interesting question

May be cats dont like dead frozen rats..  :loll: :loll:

 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? :loll:

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Knowledge / Re: question of the day
« on: November 17, 2009, 09:12:36 PM »

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?   :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll:

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PJ Games / Re: wrong nomber............................
« on: November 17, 2009, 07:34:51 PM »



yes, this woman called me repeatedly, thinking I was his son's gf...there were some "mean" words lashed out at me...you don't wanna know what I did next... :pagel:


this happened in my freshmen yr at college... :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Cute Joke
« on: November 17, 2009, 07:28:12 PM »




awww, that's adorable... :love:

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PJ Games / Re: ~*What Will U Do If The Above Person Knock At Your Door*~
« on: November 16, 2009, 10:37:04 PM »
mein be jaffian  :happy:

tainu ande le k mein dinda,,, :pagel:


theek aa ji, nalle sadde paisey vach jau...help us carry them too  :lol:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Divorce Cakes...yes they make'em
« on: November 16, 2009, 10:28:08 PM »
kal kisne dekha and u cant speak for ur hubby :happy:


well, you just have to make it work!

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Divorce Cakes...yes they make'em
« on: November 16, 2009, 10:08:32 PM »




damn, assi ta apne hubby nu bahut pyaar dena, eh naubat aun hi nahi deni... :love:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: The HR Process
« on: November 16, 2009, 09:53:55 PM »





pure genius  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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PJ Games / Re: your japanese name ?
« on: November 16, 2009, 09:44:22 PM »


memokata  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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hahaha awesome  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :pagel:



I would so do that  :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Upgrading Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0
« on: November 16, 2009, 08:22:12 PM »



Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5     and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how   you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 .


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Fun Time / Re: Most Romantic Dialouges
« on: November 16, 2009, 08:04:25 PM »



saahmney bitha ke sohne sajjna nu taki jawa, ishqe di awey sade sirra cho awaaz ve...

ik dujjey bina sanu kujh na nazar awey, phir jayiye bas sari duniya nu bull ve... :mean:

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Gup Shup / Re: Ek kudi nu ek mude ch ki sohna lagda
« on: November 16, 2009, 08:00:16 PM »





dimaag wala option hai ni, baaki I agree with Rahul...




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Cars / Re: Toyota/Billabong Ultimate Venza
« on: November 16, 2009, 07:52:50 PM »





this reminded me of paintballl, don't ask me how and why...:happpy:



and damn the rear looks awesome, (((whistles)))  :hehe:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: He v/s She in Office
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:24:38 AM »





hahaha and yet again sexism still pervails... :lol:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: What happens when desi returns from USA?
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:18:58 AM »
my father is pakka punjabi. he sent me to India coz he wanted me know about our roots in punjab, punjabi culture bla bla and mostly importantly he wanted me to learn how to write, speak and read punjabi. Now i am hotchpotch of punjabi and nordic culture coz mum is nordic. I am like *kidhar janwa hun* I m still too young to think of marriage.But Papa always asks me to marry a punjabi gal and Mum asks me to marry a nordic gal. I have decided to make dem both happy. I will marry two gals one punjabi and other nordic :happy:


is that legal?  if so, i'm mooving... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Gup Shup / Re: SAD FACT
« on: November 16, 2009, 02:15:14 AM »




oh Mr Sonnen, kiyoon USA di mitti patti janedey... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


chalo hun tuanu eh ta pata lag hi gaya ke DC de nehde tehde nazar ni aundey chayeede... :lol:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: What happens when desi returns from USA?
« on: November 16, 2009, 01:53:48 AM »




oh my  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: What happens when desi returns from USA?
« on: November 15, 2009, 09:55:37 PM »
but u wud be proud owner of "National Treasure" :happy:



 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:awesome

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Jokes Majaak / Re: What happens when desi returns from USA?
« on: November 15, 2009, 09:45:54 PM »
Californians use freeway word a lot. Freeways dont have tolls.
   

did not know this, i'm from the east coast  :happy:

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