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8481
« on: December 06, 2009, 08:17:15 PM »
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Can you cry under water?
What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
8482
« on: December 06, 2009, 08:12:43 PM »
Why are boxing rings square?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
why why why why why :dnk:
8483
« on: December 06, 2009, 07:33:11 PM »
petulant - easily irritated or annoyed [like me :pagel: ]
8484
« on: December 06, 2009, 06:06:58 PM »
simply becausde it has really low freezing point :dnk:
so, what's the freezing point? :blink:
8485
« on: December 06, 2009, 06:01:21 PM »
What is it when alcohol refrigerated, it doesn't freeze? (in avg freezers) :happy:
8486
« on: December 06, 2009, 05:57:13 PM »
I wish I had the time to follow this, it's really pathetic, lately I've been eating so unhealthy not to mention skipping workin out too...well couple more weeks, I shall get back to my routine :happy:
8487
« on: December 06, 2009, 05:54:03 PM »
oh wow, great work Mr Gill Saab :happy:
8488
« on: December 05, 2009, 11:38:49 PM »
body ho to john ceena jaisi :pagel:  :
8489
« on: December 05, 2009, 11:19:05 PM »
u know few days ago i went to Times Square (yeahhhh!!!! :happy:)
i saw a hibo there and he had this sign hanging in his neck,
"need some change to buy beer so women can take me home"
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
oh my my :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
8490
« on: December 05, 2009, 11:15:44 PM »
lol i didn't read wat he is asking about :happy:
pher topic ch ewi parthu paayi jande :hehe:
8491
« on: December 05, 2009, 11:15:01 PM »
i drive with my left hand...i tried steering the wheel with right hand but apparently after 2 mins i have to go back to left hand...
yea, that's how I am.
8492
« on: December 05, 2009, 11:11:43 PM »
pendy aye haye, eniya sohnia sohnia gallan oh vi mere baare :hehe: chal hun ta jaag dena hi paena :
8493
« on: December 05, 2009, 10:52:19 PM »
lol in ny???
it took me three tries :laugh: :laugh: seriously :laugh: :laugh:
but now i don't care, mein te kadi kadi hath ve shad dinda hunda,,, mere naal jehra be betha hunda, ohde naal larai ho jandi fer :happy:
i mostly use right hand to drive i guess, but i think i voted for left :happy:
yea, oh uthe gaddi chala gayi mudh ke ni bhullu : and damn you failed 3 times, what's wrong with you - that's funny :happy: - gaddi chalaunda right nal te vote left nu kari janda, conflicting hand, eh?!
8494
« on: December 05, 2009, 10:50:02 PM »
what is this battle of the sexes?
duniya kithe to kithe langh chuki aa te apni desi janta aje vi munde kudiya nu lae ke pitti jandi,
it's a shame!
8495
« on: December 05, 2009, 08:02:20 PM »
I remember one time when i was little, we were in the khett, this green huge snake came out of nowhere
the sukaah was pretty fast too, mere cousin ne kahhi nal wadh dita - it was awesome :pagel:
8496
« on: December 05, 2009, 07:58:18 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: money talks :happy:
8497
« on: December 05, 2009, 07:57:10 PM »
ਰਬ ਰਬ ਕਰਦੇ ਉਮਰ ਬੀਤੀ,
ਰਬ ਕੀ ਹੈ ਕਦੇ ਸੋਚਿਆ ਹੀ ਨਹੀਂ,
ਬਹੁਤ ਕੁਝ ਮੰਗ ਲਿਆ ਤੇ ਬਹੁਤ ਕੁਝ ਪਾਇਆ,
ਰਬ ਵੀ ਪਾਉਣਾ ਹੈ ਕਦੇ ਸੋਚਿਆ ਹੀ ਨਹੀਂ...
and 'tis the truth :happy: nice hega
8498
« on: December 05, 2009, 07:08:40 PM »
i know wat madanga mean ok
after all i am pendu :dnk:
i guess tainu mera joke ne samaj aeya :happy:
i wasn't sure, je dass dita ta ki kaaal aa gaya :pagel:
8499
« on: December 05, 2009, 07:03:39 PM »
ki matlab mera madanga penda??
hun ehde vich mera kasoor nahi haiga ok :happy:
madanga = tere warga dikhda :pagel: sohna hega with awesome hair style :love: :
8500
« on: December 05, 2009, 06:59:08 PM »
aww that monkey is so cute, pendy da madanga penda :hehe:
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