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8441
« on: December 08, 2009, 01:24:37 PM »
kamlo a simple Question for u..
Who are you? :happy: answer it :happy: i am serious :happy:
no interviews please :hehe: i can't bear to be in the spotlight  :
8442
« on: December 08, 2009, 01:23:54 PM »
lol chalo mein puchda...
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
:laugh: :laugh:
lol chalo mein puchda...
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
:laugh: :laugh:
ki gall pendy, kudia te badi gaur rakhda tu :happy:
8443
« on: December 08, 2009, 12:36:47 PM »
In Melbourne, Australia it is illegal for men to parade in strapless dresses, however, they are allowed to cross-dress in anything with sleeves. - I especially like this one! :
8444
« on: December 08, 2009, 12:34:42 PM »
kamlo di mat mari gai :laugh:
hence a kamlo :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
8445
« on: December 08, 2009, 12:33:52 PM »
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
- We tend to think pressing harder will get us more battery power because they may be loose.
* pressing the buttons harder, is it really going to fix it? :pagel:
Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?
- They're trying to be professional.
* it's professional to charge more money to someone who is already broke? :pagel:
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
- Because nobody knows how many stars there are, but paint being wet can be checked easily.
* as you know, curiosity killed the cat :happy:
8446
« on: December 07, 2009, 09:07:37 PM »
Some more... :happy:
In just one year, each and every American on average consumes enough wood and paper to construct a tree 100 feet tall and 16 inches in diameter.
Over three million Americans stutter. Stuttering is gender related and affects three to four times as many males as females.
The maximum speed that raindrops can fall at is around 18mph. The precise speed depends on their size.
Because of thermal expansion the Eiffel Tower is 15cm taller in summer than in winter.
The human head contains 22 bones.
A bolt of lightning contains enough energy to toast 160,000 pieces of bread. Unfortunately, the bolt only takes 1/10,000 of a second - so turning the bread over might prove difficult!
The tomato is the world's most popular fruit.
Worldwide, 20,000 brands of beer are brewed in 180 styles, from ales, lagers, pilsner and stouts to bitters, cream ales and iced beers.
The largest flower in the world is Rafflesia arnoldi. Surprisingly, it is a a parasitic plant that grows only on Sumatra, Indonesia. The genus Rafflesia was named after Sir Thomas Stamford Raffles, the great explorer. Its petals can reach a foot and half long, if you were to touch one the leaves are 1 inch thick.
In 1313, King Edward II stated that, 'You are forbidden from dying in parliament.'
In Melbourne, Australia it is illegal for men to parade in strapless dresses, however, they are allowed to cross-dress in anything with sleeves.
King George V changed the name of the British royal family from the German sounding Saxe-Coburg-Gotha to Windsor in 1917. As the great war was at its height King George V wanted to distance himself from his cousin Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany.
Ravens are kept in the Tower of London because, according to myth, the British throne will come to a fall if the ravens leave the tower. The wings of the ravens are clipped to prevent them from flying away.
8447
« on: December 07, 2009, 09:03:18 PM »
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts-Charlemagne, and
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
'I am'. Is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the 'General Purpose' vehicle, G.P.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
8448
« on: December 07, 2009, 08:54:53 PM »
fatuous - Inanely foolish and unintelligent
8449
« on: December 07, 2009, 08:52:03 PM »
hollaaa :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
8450
« on: December 07, 2009, 08:49:59 PM »
opppssss my bad...i will try my best smuggling the paneer pakores...even though i'm not big fan of paneer...
koyi gall ni, you just bring and I eat :
8451
« on: December 07, 2009, 08:48:14 PM »
na na this is inappropriate behavior, aa munde nu ban karo :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
8452
« on: December 07, 2009, 08:45:52 PM »
that's horrible :laugh:
8453
« on: December 07, 2009, 08:44:48 PM »
yea take loads of pics :pagel:
eventhough you didn't ask, smuggle some paneeer pakode for me :blink: let's keeps that between us :hehe:
8454
« on: December 07, 2009, 08:33:02 PM »
_kAmLo_ masi ta degree mili ha 4 sal gal key tusi diploma kha dita :sad: :sad:
oh yaar mera oh matlab nahi si, diploma is an overall term, chal chad wadhayia pher ta, party kad khaan awa :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:
8455
« on: December 07, 2009, 08:27:46 PM »
balle ikathe 4-4 viah khaane, maujja lag gayia : have fun :blink:
8456
« on: December 07, 2009, 03:45:04 PM »
oh 2nd wala ta jaruru billli da katal karan lagga :laugh:
8457
« on: December 07, 2009, 03:43:16 PM »
nice team work :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :happy:
8458
« on: December 07, 2009, 03:41:56 PM »
burn baby burn :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
8459
« on: December 07, 2009, 03:40:53 PM »
aa nice idea for a gift :happy:
8460
« on: December 07, 2009, 03:38:36 PM »
he looks too girly :pagel:
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