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Jokes Majaak / Re: Detecting Mental Deficiency

« on: December 17, 2009, 11:55:30 AM »

:lol:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Medical Terminology

« on: December 17, 2009, 11:52:44 AM »

Enema - not a friend.

: :happy:

shukar aa he didn't get accepted! :happy:

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Gup Shup / Re: lets get married..............

« on: December 17, 2009, 11:48:58 AM »

so, who's getting married? There better be good food :happy:

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Gup Shup / Re: did you know that....-ki tuhanu patta c...

« on: December 16, 2009, 08:59:48 PM »

Did you know that you have a 1 in 649 739 chance of being dealt a Royal Straight Flush when you play poker? Your chances of getting struck by lightning is actually higher.

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Fun Time / Re: Illusion

« on: December 16, 2009, 08:52:31 PM »

Quote from: Grenade Singh on December 16, 2009, 08:49:41 PM

I don't think there's answers. These are illusions designed to fool you.

i was being sarcastic :pagel:

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Fun Time / Re: Interesting Answer - Stock Market Buffs - Dont Miss It :)

« on: December 16, 2009, 08:28:37 PM »

vaaaaat a perfect reply :pagel:

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Fun Time / Re: Illusion

« on: December 16, 2009, 08:26:39 PM »

so, where are the answeres

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Funny 911 calls (Real)

« on: December 16, 2009, 08:21:02 PM »

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is...

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police

brilliant

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Giving up shopping and wine!!

« on: December 16, 2009, 08:17:34 PM »

laa diti sirre

: :happy:

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Fun Time / Re: Happy bday Yamla Jatt Punjab da

« on: December 16, 2009, 12:52:31 PM »

HAAPY BELATED :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:

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Fun Time / Re: Camera does not Lie

« on: December 16, 2009, 12:51:03 PM »

hahaha they playin tic tac toe

:

homosapiens :laugh:

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Shayari / Re: ਸੂਟ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਪਾ ਜਾਂਦੀਆਂ ਕਾਲਜ ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਨੇ,

« on: December 16, 2009, 12:20:56 PM »

that was nice :happy:

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Gup Shup / Re: What attracts you to the other gender (physically)?

« on: December 16, 2009, 12:15:16 PM »

Quote from: ਸੋਹਣੀ....рЯззŤØ on December 16, 2009, 12:03:31 PM

overall personality and nature

Vote karo opper, and it has to be a complete physical trait! :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Busted :p

« on: December 16, 2009, 12:12:15 PM »

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember
fairies are female...

: :happy:

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