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Gup Shup / Re: Psycho-Test. ......
« on: December 23, 2009, 01:21:56 PM »
Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral (Death ceremony) again.

If you answered this correctly , you think like a psychopath .. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.



damn, why dO I have to get labeled as a psycho  :pagel:

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Gup Shup / Re: What's the highest speed you've done while driving?
« on: December 23, 2009, 01:19:56 PM »
hmmmmmmmmm well depends whom i gonna take for a ride :lost:


moi  :pagel: bhajja la hun  :loll:

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PJ Games / Re: Competition: My Lovely Pajamas
« on: December 22, 2009, 08:20:28 PM »
here is the pic...I know its not lovely, but I couldn't find the other one :happy:

tera pajama vi sexy teri jutti vi sexy

sexiness overload  :pagel:

                                                :hehe:



Note - this competition is hilarious  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Fun Time / Re: Air Traffic Controller Talk
« on: December 22, 2009, 03:43:55 PM »
Tower: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, eastbound." United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this: I've got the little Fokker in sight."    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

mein hune airport de muhro aeya,, i was in my car and jahah udden he lageya c,, the ground started shaking,, and all of the sudden my windshield was full of ice crystals  :laugh: ( the airplane blew it to my side  :dnk:)


bad luck, eh  :loll:

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Gup Shup / Re: What's the highest speed you've done while driving?
« on: December 22, 2009, 03:16:45 PM »
i was just thinking about making similer topic,, but i guess tusi mere dil di gal sunn li :hehe:
vesye mein 60-65mph ton jeada geya he nahi,,, :happy:
ethe te har kone kone utte traffic laggi hundi and also ethe speed limit 45 haigi,, so 60mph is lot fater thn 45mph :laugh: Europe baby europe,, no speed limit, tan he te uthe polisye lambergini chuki firde :happy:


:loll: tell me about it, I think the highest I've done on I95 was a 90, oh vi few minutes layi...those state troopers man they get you, I've done like 110-115 on the backroads  :pagel:


PS - gwaandiya nu gwaandiya de dil diyan pata hi hundia :blink:

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Fun Time / Re: Air Traffic Controller Talk
« on: December 22, 2009, 03:14:29 PM »
funny thing is... this type of stuff really does happen :D - but a lot more swearing.

In the morning pilots always say goodmorning when they land... its nice (A)


I bet  :loll:

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Gup Shup / Re: What's the highest speed you've done while driving?
« on: December 22, 2009, 03:13:09 PM »


normally 200 and above though kade kade  :pagel:

hahahaha where do you live, damn...no traffic police, huh?!  :loll:

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Fun Time / Insanity Helpers lolz
« on: December 22, 2009, 02:15:04 PM »


Many things to get you through the day.


Run one lap around the office at top speed.

Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".  :loll:

Walk sideways to the photocopier.

While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".

Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on and off 10 times.

For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.

While a co-worker is out, move their chair into the elevator.

In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, PLEASE! All of you just shut up!".

In a co-worker's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".

Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".

Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".

Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".

Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.

Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet paper from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."  Oh my :loll:

Play a tape of jungle sounds at work all day.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. Hahahahahaha

Page yourself over the intercom (don't disguise your voice).

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.   :loll: good one :loll:

Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think".

Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Sing along at the opera.  :lol:


Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess".

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week !!!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, it's the voices in your head that do."

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Fun Time / Air Traffic Controller Talk
« on: December 22, 2009, 01:12:02 PM »
tHESE CONVERSATIONS ARE SAID TO BE REAL.

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!" Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "We are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm bored!" Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!" Unknown aircraft: "I said I was bored, not stupid!"

Tower: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, eastbound." United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this: I've got the little Fokker in sight."

A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."

A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked." Air Traffic Control told the fighter pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. "Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach."

Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following -Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."

Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7" Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway." Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?" Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, Roger; and yes, we copied Eastern and we've already notified our caterers."

One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?" The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one."

Allegedly the German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They, it is alleged, not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206. Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark,...... and I didn't land."

Allegedly, while taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!" Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?" US Air 2771: "Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

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Fun Time / A C R O N Y M S
« on: December 22, 2009, 01:06:51 PM »
AAAAA The Organization for Drunk Drivers

AOL Anti On-Line

APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

ARMY Ain't a Real Marine Yet

BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

BMW Big Money Waste

BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer

CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

CHEVROLET Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rattle on Long Extended Trips

COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

COMPUTER Capable Of Making Perfectly Uncomplicated Tasks Extremely Rigorous

DODGE Drips Oil, Drips Grease Everywhere

DOS Defunct Operating System

DUMBO Down Under Manhattan Bridge Overpass

FIAT Fix It Again, Tony
FIAT Funny Italian Attempt at Technology

FORD First On Race Day
FORD Found On Road, Dead
FORD Fix Or Repair Dail

GMC Gotta Mechanic Coming!

HONDA Hold On, Not Done Accelerating!

IBM I Blame Microsoft
IBM I Bought Macintosh

ISDN It Still Does Nothing

JFGI Just F*@&ing Google It

LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses

LOTUS Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

LOVE Loss Of Valuable Energy

MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash, If Not The Operating System Hangs

MARINE Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected
MARINE My A$$ Rides In Navy Equipment

MCSE Minesweeper Consultant & Solitaire Expert
MCSE Must Consult Someone Experienced
MCSE Making Computers Slow Everyday

MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

MIPS Mistakes Incurred Per Second

MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

MOPAR Mostly Old Parts and Rusted (

NASCAR Numerous A***holes Simultaneously Circling Around Rednecks
NASCAR Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself

NTSC Never The Same Color

OS/2 Obsolete Soon Too

PASCAL Pedantry And Strictness Created A Language

PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

PONTIAC Poor Old Nutjob Thinks It's A Cadillac

POTS Plain Old Telephone System

RENAULT Repair Ever Needed, Always Useless, Lotsa Trouble

RISC Reduced Into Silly Code

RTFM Read The F*@&ing Manual

SCSI System Can't See It
SCSI-2 System Can't See It Again

SNMP Security Not My Problem

SUBARU Still Usable, But All Rusty Underneath

TOYOTA The One You Ought To Avoid

US ARMY Uncle Same Ain't Released Me Yet

USMC Uncle Sam's Misguided Children

WINDOWS Wonderful Interface No Dos User Would Sanction

WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System


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Knowledge / Re: Did you know?/ Fact of the Day.
« on: December 22, 2009, 12:19:31 PM »


Did you know that...Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles or snakes.

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Gup Shup / What's the highest speed you've done while driving?
« on: December 22, 2009, 12:14:59 PM »



 SO, pretty explanatory - just vote...

   

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Fun Time / Re: Iraqi Tv Guide
« on: December 22, 2009, 12:02:59 PM »
10:00 "No-witness....News

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Gup Shup / Re: Gup Shup
« on: December 21, 2009, 09:31:51 PM »
dil vich shake ho gaya :waitin: :wait: :wait:

eh bhaana kidda varteya, mae ta hath vi ni laya  :happy:

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Gup Shup / Re: What attracts you to the other gender (physically)?
« on: December 21, 2009, 09:30:23 PM »




who says?

you just have to go to the theater that offers it, chal ajja tenu lae ke jawa  :pagel:

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Gup Shup / Re: What attracts you to the other gender (physically)?
« on: December 21, 2009, 09:22:33 PM »



pendy balle balle tu ta wahla hi thale thale dekhi gaya  :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll:


i meant the whole movie in 3D... :happy:

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Gup Shup / Re: What attracts you to the other gender (physically)?
« on: December 21, 2009, 09:11:27 PM »
that girl's hair look like a aalhna  :loll:

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Shayari / Re: PJ MEMBERS - Please HASDE RAHO !
« on: December 21, 2009, 08:57:21 PM »
Eh kehke oh mere nal rishta tod gayi. . ,
100 Glota tittar mota. , chal madari paisa khota..


aa sahi idea hega  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Gup Shup / Re: What attracts you to the other gender (physically)?
« on: December 21, 2009, 03:41:06 PM »
mein te kinne din ho gye gharo ne nikaleya...yaad he nahi aounda,,,
 :happy:


 :loll: ajja movie dekhan challiye, we going to go wathc AVATAR in 3D  :happy:

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News Khabran / Re: Punjabi Janta Radio Is Working Now wohoooo
« on: December 21, 2009, 03:34:52 PM »


so, mottu is the dj, eh?! I gotta listen to this when i get home :happy:

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